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Aardvark

@aardvarkia.bsky.social
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I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild. patreon.com/aardvarkia // paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia

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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's baaaaack... www.patreon.com/aardvarkia/p...
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M-U-S-C-L-E (Illustrated) | Aardvark
I am thrilled to bring back M-U-S-C-L-E, aka "the Spelling Bee," the most popular story from my dearly departed Tumblr. It was originally pu
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.patreon.com/aardvarkia/p...
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
inexplicably the number is almost always just one.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no matter how many chest fly machines your gym has, it is not enough and they will always be in use
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orson is so selfish
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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
y'know if i learned any one thing in my return to going very hard at the gym after using LA as my excuse not to it is that i wasn't training my upper chest enough. that's where the cleavage lives. that's the most important part.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ai linkedin profile pics are so weird. you mean you don't have ONE nice photo of you taken in the last, like, 3 years?
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“lifter. himbo. phd in nuclear phys—“ ENOUGH
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and also money
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything takes up so much time why does everything take so much tiiiiimmeeeeeeee
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
also my new workplace stocks uncrustables for the office and today i’ve already consumed 3 🫃
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
got a job! AND i’m enjoying it! in the process of reengaging my coach and working on stories slowly but surely again…i’m really trying yall lol
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
imagining being a young lad bored at some gathering my parents no doubt dragged me to, innocently thumbing through a coffee table book, and finding a photo of a muscle thot busting it open at the grand canyon
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
one recent muscle thing that amuses me is IG models releasing “a coffee table book of artistic photography” that’s really just porn
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
there is some indication that my job search might be nearing an end, and i hope to GOD this is the week. in the meantime, thanks everyone for being understanding. i'm fine, just in a weird place i've never been in before.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
everything just feels like a struggle lately. my gym progress has fallen off. my writing is touch and go. i'm going out a lot more because i'm in a relationship, which is a lot of fun, but then my energy is depleted when i eventually get home. plus the anxieties over money...AUGHHH
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's weird feeling like you suck at everything. for one thing, i don't normally feel that way. also, i know i don't ACTUALLY suck at everything. and moreover, i don't think i'm depressed. but unemployment has created this sense of detachment that has gotten hard to shake.
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Like totally easy.
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It Is So Easy To Not Do This
Please forward this to Nate Bargatze, Alexis Ohanian, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and so many other “nice” white guys.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
but don’t worry, the boy is about to be out of town for two weeks so i’ll be blue balling it on my couch typing away
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
realizing that i’m not less horny, i’m just in a relationship so I’m fucking instead of jerking off and writing smut 🫪
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Derek Williams @himboderek.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh heck yeah, the Photo Booth stories are so good
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...
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The Photo Booth: Liam | Aardvark
The Photo Booth: Liam by Aardvark on Patreon. Join Aardvark's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Mikey Says Hey! @erlking.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month! Joyful reminder that there is no right or wrong way to be gay. Just be true to yourself and there you are, you've done it!
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...
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The Photo Booth: Liam | Aardvark
The Photo Booth: Liam by Aardvark on Patreon. Join Aardvark's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
worth noting: O's site sometimes does not work on mobile and reroutes you to some weird porn site. I'd recommend opening it on desktop.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm in the process of getting them onto my Patreon! Just added another one yesterday: patreon.com/aardvarkia There are also many of my older ones available at O's site: www.pridesites.com/omelissokomo...
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BigBerserk @bigberserk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"He sat in the midst of it, distracted by the smell of his cigar, the warmth of his body, the feeling of being so big. His c*ck, still free from his jeans, hardened to full mast." Story: "Rest Stop" by @aardvarkia.bsky.social #Masculinization #APTF
Alex has fully transformed, now a massive bear of a man with a huge beard with grays popping in here and there. He looks intently at the viewer. His torso is exposed, displaying his massive hairy body.
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Mikey Says Hey! @erlking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Considering the changes happening at Google, making regular search results into a conversation with an AI bot, it was very easy for me to change my default search engine on my phone. Settings > Safari > Default Search Engine > there’s a nice simple dropdown menu. I picked DuckDuckGo.
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Travis Ramsey @itstravramsey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@sharfdoesntknow.bsky.social noticed my old profile pic was AI (that was a shock!) and kindly offered to draw one of my characters to replace it. Here's Anson at posing practice a few days out from the August competition debut he's mentioned a few times! (He's looking at a smitten Ollie offscreen.)
Anson Teague, an 18-year-old bodybuilding phenom with red curly hair and piercing green eyes that match his posing thong, looks offscreen with a smile. He's in the middle of bringing up his arms into a double-bicep pose. His body is sculpted to perfection, brimming with muscle and veins
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
btw by dead internet theory, i meant: the stories are by robots, the pictures are by robots, the likes are by robots. is anyone real even looking at this stuff? who is reading? who is writing? who is this all FOR?
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TheMMGArchivest @themmgarchivest.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The way Tumblr, Metabods, and Evolution Forum have gone down the drain for the MG TF community since they’ve allowed AI is genuinely upsetting Especially seeing folks you loved to read and see the quality of their work drop horrifically
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
you can actually use ai and not be lazy as fuck about it, but none of the blogs i saw tonight are even bothering to edit their shit. it's just an endless firehose of words and imagery that barely cohere. my dick has never been softer. not to toot my own horn, but damn, i'm so much better lol.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the stories are rote and boring with all the eroticism of a root canal, that nauseating mic-drop style of ai writing practically socking you in the face with every paragraph. the photos often have absolutely nothing to do with the stories and every character looks exactly the same.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i'm gonna be a bitch for a second: i crept around tumblr tonight for the first time since they nuked my account, and honestly...they did me a big favor. if you ever need an example of dead internet theory, tumblr is here to satisfy, especially the muscle community. EVERYTHING is ai.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
what are we doing at this point. like what the fuck is this.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
happy to announce that 'the bear cap: keaton', about a very impactful trip to the zoo, is now once again publicly available :) www.patreon.com/posts/bear-c...
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The Bear Cap: Keaton (Aardchive) | Aardvark
The Bear Cap: Keaton (Aardchive) by Aardvark on Patreon. Join Aardvark's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
me seeing a pretty girl get ugly like this
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a close up of a woman 's face with short hair and earrings .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with short hair and earrings .
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Lol it is not don’t worry
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
DS & Durga oh the Playboy check CLEARED
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
if you haven't seen Born Again yet: www.patreon.com/posts/born-a...
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Born Again - incomplete, but almost done | Aardvark
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
everything feels kind of unmoored. it's what fucked up my bulk too. thankfully my personal life is wonderful so that is helpful and i have a great support system, but it's wild how fast time passes. goal this month is to post another archive story, the rest of 'Born Again', and maybe even 1 other!
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
got lovingly called out on discord so let me check in here! i am present, i am writing! i'm still unemployed aside from some contracting, so my schedule is wildly unpredictable and i've learned that instability infects the rest of my life. when you don't have something anchoring you day-to-day (1/2)
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
me in the oval office (artwork by @fauwnus.bsky.social)
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the mental aspect of bodybuilding is so so tough. but one area where I’ve improved with it is giving myself grace and knowing that I do have a beautiful body, and that improvement is an endless pursuit. I’m having more fun with it now.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
my bulk is over and was not terribly successful. I gained but not nearly the amount my coach and I were hoping for. I thought being mostly unemployed would help me with focusing but it actually made things worse - turns out life structure helps instead of distracts lol. the next one will be better 🤞
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The General Guy @thegeneralguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
2023 vs 2026. The difference a systematic approach to bodybuilding does.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
text me i'm workin' on it
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