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Aardvark

@aardvarkia.bsky.social
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I write muscle growth stories with heart, and I bodybuild. patreon.com/aardvarkia // paypal.me/aardvarkia // linktr.ee/aardvarkia

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no matter how many chest fly machines your gym has, it is not enough and they will always be in use
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h. p. heisler @hpheisler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
y'know if i learned any one thing in my return to going very hard at the gym after using LA as my excuse not to it is that i wasn't training my upper chest enough. that's where the cleavage lives. that's the most important part.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ai linkedin profile pics are so weird. you mean you don't have ONE nice photo of you taken in the last, like, 3 years?
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“lifter. himbo. phd in nuclear phys—“ ENOUGH
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
and also money
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everything takes up so much time why does everything take so much tiiiiimmeeeeeeee
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
got a job! AND i’m enjoying it! in the process of reengaging my coach and working on stories slowly but surely again…i’m really trying yall lol
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
one recent muscle thing that amuses me is IG models releasing “a coffee table book of artistic photography” that’s really just porn
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's weird feeling like you suck at everything. for one thing, i don't normally feel that way. also, i know i don't ACTUALLY suck at everything. and moreover, i don't think i'm depressed. but unemployment has created this sense of detachment that has gotten hard to shake.
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Like totally easy.
open.substack.com
It Is So Easy To Not Do This
Please forward this to Nate Bargatze, Alexis Ohanian, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and so many other “nice” white guys.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
realizing that i’m not less horny, i’m just in a relationship so I’m fucking instead of jerking off and writing smut 🫪
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Derek Williams @himboderek.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh heck yeah, the Photo Booth stories are so good
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...
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Mikey Says Hey! @erlking.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month! Joyful reminder that there is no right or wrong way to be gay. Just be true to yourself and there you are, you've done it!
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the latest story to be rescued from the smoldering wreckage of my tumblr is THE PHOTO BOOTH: LIAM, which details the creation of a full-on leather daddy. it - and illustrations by my friend @bigberserk.bsky.social - is now available publicly again on my patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/photo-...
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm in the process of getting them onto my Patreon! Just added another one yesterday: patreon.com/aardvarkia There are also many of my older ones available at O's site: www.pridesites.com/omelissokomo...
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BigBerserk @bigberserk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"He sat in the midst of it, distracted by the smell of his cigar, the warmth of his body, the feeling of being so big. His c*ck, still free from his jeans, hardened to full mast." Story: "Rest Stop" by @aardvarkia.bsky.social #Masculinization #APTF
Alex has fully transformed, now a massive bear of a man with a huge beard with grays popping in here and there. He looks intently at the viewer. His torso is exposed, displaying his massive hairy body.
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Mikey Says Hey! @erlking.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Considering the changes happening at Google, making regular search results into a conversation with an AI bot, it was very easy for me to change my default search engine on my phone. Settings > Safari > Default Search Engine > there’s a nice simple dropdown menu. I picked DuckDuckGo.
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Travis Ramsey @itstravramsey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@sharfdoesntknow.bsky.social noticed my old profile pic was AI (that was a shock!) and kindly offered to draw one of my characters to replace it. Here's Anson at posing practice a few days out from the August competition debut he's mentioned a few times! (He's looking at a smitten Ollie offscreen.)
Anson Teague, an 18-year-old bodybuilding phenom with red curly hair and piercing green eyes that match his posing thong, looks offscreen with a smile. He's in the middle of bringing up his arms into a double-bicep pose. His body is sculpted to perfection, brimming with muscle and veins
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
btw by dead internet theory, i meant: the stories are by robots, the pictures are by robots, the likes are by robots. is anyone real even looking at this stuff? who is reading? who is writing? who is this all FOR?
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TheMMGArchivest @themmgarchivest.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The way Tumblr, Metabods, and Evolution Forum have gone down the drain for the MG TF community since they’ve allowed AI is genuinely upsetting Especially seeing folks you loved to read and see the quality of their work drop horrifically
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i'm gonna be a bitch for a second: i crept around tumblr tonight for the first time since they nuked my account, and honestly...they did me a big favor. if you ever need an example of dead internet theory, tumblr is here to satisfy, especially the muscle community. EVERYTHING is ai.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
what are we doing at this point. like what the fuck is this.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
happy to announce that 'the bear cap: keaton', about a very impactful trip to the zoo, is now once again publicly available :) www.patreon.com/posts/bear-c...
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
got lovingly called out on discord so let me check in here! i am present, i am writing! i'm still unemployed aside from some contracting, so my schedule is wildly unpredictable and i've learned that instability infects the rest of my life. when you don't have something anchoring you day-to-day (1/2)
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
me in the oval office (artwork by @fauwnus.bsky.social)
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
my bulk is over and was not terribly successful. I gained but not nearly the amount my coach and I were hoping for. I thought being mostly unemployed would help me with focusing but it actually made things worse - turns out life structure helps instead of distracts lol. the next one will be better 🤞
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The General Guy @thegeneralguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
2023 vs 2026. The difference a systematic approach to bodybuilding does.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
yes, and i'd like to explain why. even though i DO need money, the old stories aren't really about that. with bots running the internet now, i've been advised to keep things slightly "gated" so that bad actors can't as easily co-opt (or take down) my work - what i suspect happened with my tumblr.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
can someone like... hire me....
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
if you missed "wishing room: hot for teacher" thanks to my tumbleh being purged, it is BACK and AVAILABLE! www.patreon.com/posts/wishin...
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i can't overemphasize how important all my readers are to me right now. i haven't had a full-time job since sept (idk if you heard but the job market is kinda not great!) and at the moment, writing is the ONLY thing bringing in money. it's crazy that muscle growth is keeping my lights on. THANK YOU!
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i reeeeaally need to get a fucking job so i can keep making myself hotter
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy valentine's day, studs!! 💘 as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon 💘 there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
happy valentine's day, studs!! 💘 as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon 💘 there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
what if i told you this is the end of a chase scene in #thebeautyfx where ben platt, whilst pouring blood from every orifice, tears off his own flesh before mutating into isaac cole powell and having this here naked fight with evan peters what if i told you that
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
thought my switch had died but it turns out it was just the wallcharger AND the dock. plugged it into my macbook charger and it started right up. nintendo is a bunch of dirty fucking scammers
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
watching "the beauty" and it's kind of like a show i'd write if i smoked a fuckload of crystal meth first
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
please bro I was just the thirst liking every buff guy on my explore page I didn’t mean anything by it 😭😭😭
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
chat what do we think of jacked jeans? anyone bought from them yet? good quality?
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
when i was very little i somehow got access to the family email account and decided to email "hellos" to my friends...meaning the cartoonists whose email addresses were published as part of their strips. scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
hardly a hot take in these parts but it feels like being able to gamble on Literally Everything is bad, actually
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
really interesting how many bodybuilding/fitness guys get suuuuuuper into yoga/breathwork/what have you. like SUPER into it
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
oh i'm sure
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Aardvark @aardvarkia.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
my gym has two leg extension machines each from a different manufacturer. on one i can do over 200 pounds with ease. on the other i can barely clear 120. and its not a 2-to-1 ratio either. deeply confused!!
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