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Andrew a9630

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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 7h
Welcome back!
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 19h
Up above the Grey Mare’s Tail to Loch Skene 10 years ago. #scotland
A burn flowing through heather-covered moorland on a sunny day
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today’s sketches - a cow and an archer 🐄🏹
A pencil sketch of a calfA pen sketch of an archer posing with his bow
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But it is a practical guide for repairing things - hearts.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Socialism for the rich, as always.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It wasn’t left there by anyone from Newcastle though.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/tossin... One thing has lead to another blatant attempt to attract the attention of @apiln.bsky.social
huffpost.com
'Tossing' Could Be A Potential Sign Of ADHD. Do You Do It?
This practice brings instant relief, but there could be a dark side to it.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He can even check his prostate while he’s up there.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nightmare.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
." funny"
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really? I stopped watching when my eyes rolled out of their sockets at the ‘I just shot a peasant’ ‘You mean pheasant?’ ‘No!’ scene. Surely it’s not possible to recover from writing like that?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Happy Woman Running Down Hallway
Alt: Merrily skipping away
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re missing the point like 90s band James Blunt.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well it’s not merely an opening - it’s a grand opening!
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sure you have great love & pride for this one.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PIVOT! towards the defence of The Fatherland.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well done on managing to chouxhorn that in.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Torwoodlee Broch this afternoon.
A hilltop with grass and trees on the horizon. The sky has dramatic clouds. There's a circular earthwork with stones in the centre.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicken jalfrezi, and using it as part of a negotiating tactic.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No chance. He's got to be 58 at least.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Swedish Grimness? Did they start quoting Ingmar Bergman films over the radio?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At a time when certain British politicians want to close down the BBC and Channel 4. It’s not because they’re not good enough, it’s because they’re too good.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s an arch-villain.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Trump’s victory arch turns out to be a military installation with snipers and drones in it. Has anyone called it a Trajan Horse yet?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A new example of nominative determinism just dropped.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Or a rake.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A pundamental truth.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Has someone misunderstood the tabloid press’s war on the nanny state?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a cat has 9 lives, do they have 9 ghosts?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An emotionally charged story full of highs and lows.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think we all need to remember that it’s Ed Sheeran who’s the real victim in all this. He’s been bravely sitting down for the right to say nothing. #solEdarnity
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s clearly cheating by using both legs.
A headline reading ‘This one leg exercise could save your life when you're 80’ accompanied by a woman doing a sort of squat
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you tell adults that the A-Team ride around in a camper van they tend to get upset.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A Rush Of Blood To The Head wasn’t it?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Genius. Give children the power to blackmail their parents. ‘Buy me a new phone or I’ll shoplift one and get your benefits cut’.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I choose to not believe in free will.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noughts and Crosses is just Connect Three played in zero gravity.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.nhs.uk/conditions/f... Quite a large number of people really struggle when context and circumstances change.
nhs.uk
Prosopagnosia (face blindness)
Find out about prosopagnosia, a difficulty recognising people's faces. Read about the symptoms, causes and things you can do to help live with it.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tel Aviva La Vida.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The concept of music has pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the capstone fits...
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was the thief facing a long stretcher?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And the five others are…?
A headline reading ‘THE SCOTSMAN
The seven people most to blame for the
scandalous failures of Scottish education -
Brian Monteith
3h ago • Brian Monteith’
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of course usually the difficulty is keeping the ice cream out of the dogs. Who knew that being a crim involved so much work?
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Crushed nuts on that? etc.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Democrats just need to offer voters $6000.
static.klipy.com
Smart Thinking Meme
ALT: Smart Thinking Meme
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Smile, eyes, hair - everything. He does look more like 36 though.
An online news article headlined ‘Julia Roberts' eldest son, 21, has his mom's signature smile in ultra-rare solo public outing’ beside a picture of Julia Roberts.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Although they're kind of similar acts and neither should really be done in public, there's a big difference between relieving yourself and giving yourself relief.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah, well that also counts as a successful date.
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Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally?
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