Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So, Trump’s victory arch turns out to be a military installation with snipers and drones in it. Has anyone called it a Trajan Horse yet? 100
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think we all need to remember that it’s Ed Sheeran who’s the real victim in all this. He’s been bravely sitting down for the right to say nothing. #solEdarnity 010
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Noughts and Crosses is just Connect Three played in zero gravity. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The concept of music has pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Democrats just need to offer voters $6000.static.klipy.comSmart Thinking MemeALT: Smart Thinking Meme 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Smile, eyes, hair - everything. He does look more like 36 though. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Although they're kind of similar acts and neither should really be done in public, there's a big difference between relieving yourself and giving yourself relief. 001
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What Bluesky (and I guess all the others) needs is a button that says I like the post but dislike the subject. I mean, I don't want to 'like' the announcement of somebody's death. Except obviously when THAT death happens. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If you tell me something interesting and I reply ‘oh yes?’ then I’m asking you to tell me more, not simply asking you to confirm that you’re being truthful. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So I see The Proclaimers have been talking Some Shite in Leith. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 07/09/2026www.twitch.tv/andrew9630/c... Hello dogs in the cafetwitch.tv🐕☕️The cafe owner’s dogs come to say hello - andrew9630 on TwitchWatch andrew9630's clip titled "🐕☕️The cafe owner’s dogs come to say hello" 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Went to my doctor to complain about my ED but he misunderstood. Now I’m eating handfuls of viagra between meals. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I actually believe Farage. I imagine that he doesn’t bother listening to an American businessman offering to give him a mere half million. It’s 5 mill or gtf. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The most politically correct computer company is, ironically, Apple. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Fate has the opportunity to do something extraordinarily funny by making one of the new Harry Potter kids trans. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In Galashiels today for the first Scottish Borders Pride March. Great to see so many people there and such happy signs. 🌈 081
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is your periodical reminder that right now, out there somewhere, Tom Cruise is doing something weird. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Peter Skellern, Julian Lloyd Webber and Mary Hopkin were all members of Oasis. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oasis_(...en.wikipedia.orgOasis (1980s band) - Wikipedia 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The words ‘jump’ and ‘stand’ are antonyms where the sounds are the wrong way round. ‘Stand’ sounds explosive and dynamic but ‘jump’ sounds stodgy and boring. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sensibly, I chose to say nothing about this incident until I knew the immigration status of this family. The people who rushed in with the Padddington memes and ‘they is wiv Diana now 😢’ posts look very silly. Remember: always find out if they’re a refugeee before showing sympathy. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Anti-climaxxing: those guys who go gym all the time and look incredibly tough but always end up being boring. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Reform reading the room as usual. The room that’s on fire. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You shouldn’t travel by road. Or rail. And boats are just caught in one big flood. We think you should travel by aeroplane. There’s no floods in the sky! 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When arranging the packets of rice in your cupboard, do you do it alphabetically or by national cuisine from West to East? 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Does anyone else think this ship looks like a cartoon French mouse? It’s even got a gallic moustache. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I sold one of my sketches this week, and I'm very happy about it. 010
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve also had a good time in Glasgow and subsequently realised I couldn’t find my boxers. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 04/08/2026David Bowie. Rebel, Rebel. @sharonmcteir.bsky.social @theblueststar.bsky.social 020
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If James Bond has to be played by a white man because that what the books say, then he also has to be played by an actor born in the 1920s because that’s also what the books say. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 01/08/2026UEFA is absolutely right of course, but why did they keep their mouth shut when that peace prize was being handed to the paedo-in-chief? 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Still waiting for my Bill Gates 5G chemtrail mind-control microchip to kick in. It just shows how big government projects never stick to the promised timescale.static.klipy.comLittle Girl's Quarantine Chair SpinALT: Little Girl's Quarantine Chair Spin 011
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#Keywords > 30 July 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.orgkeywords.bagpuss.orgKeywordsCan you discover today's five connected words? 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Music be the food of love. Drink be the drink of love. 010
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It’s weird that Dennis Healey was Defence Secretary and became Chancellor, and now John Healey has had exactly the same career path. They should have been made Health Secretary of course. Andy Slaughter should go to Defence, Emma Foody at Agriculture, Alison McGovern for Scottish Secretary etc. 000
Andrew a9630 @a9630.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The price of being a football supporter nowadays is ridiculous when even fake kits cost £18m 000
