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Llama God

@thellamagod.bsky.social
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Six-winged god of llamas. Green. Conjunx Endura of @jobot935.bsky.social . Many Bothans died and many rich idiots showed their asses to bring you these... bleats? Which are all his own. Ofc. He/him.

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Robert 'bele' Sienicki @rsienicki.bsky.social · 11h
For those worrying how the CBeebies #DoctorWho show will fit into the precious continuity - there, I solved your problems!
Still from Doctor Who episode "Rogue", with Ncuti standing behind the holograms of his previous faces with CBeebies Doctor photoshoped next to Richard E. Grant.
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Numenor Faithful 2027 @numenorfaithfulcal.bsky.social · 8h
In case you missed it, the Numenor Charity Pinup Calendars are now on sale! Hand-drawn by 14 fandom artists, with profits going to Mary's Meals to help provide free school meals to kids in underprivileged nations. Links in the post below! #TROP #RingsofPower #Numenor
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 9h
*deep sigh* Well, I guess the best I can hope for is that this does just as well as the post-Bay TF films, so that execs don't conclude that what Transformers fans actually want is more racism, sexism, and general bigotry. Of course, they'll probably aggressively promote this one, so...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 9h
Soundblaster? I hardly, etc… #deskbot
Blokees Wheels C04 Soundwave Radiant Edition (basically the Animated Soundwave’s truck alt-mode in G1 Soundblaster’s colours, with a Ratbat keytar mounted on its roof) on my filthy laptop
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 10h
So that's why all the ladies are into Aragorn...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 11h
As a fan of Dr. Who and *a parent* I am ENRAGED by this. Just LOOK at this. Exactly who is this for?! Pre-school children?!? Then why wasn't this produced when the Scraplet was pre-school aged? Hmm?! What excuse am I going to have for watching this myself now?!?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 15h
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to eventually function this day, now we have reached that wonderful* stretch of the year where I must get myself out of bed before the sun rises... (*It's not wonderful.)
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Roadgrabber? I hardly, etc… #deskbot
Blokees Wheels C04 Roadgrabber in vehicle mode (since that’s all the Blokees Wheels are) on my filthy laptop
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Adam Ant was about to be hanged in the video for Stand and Deliver. Don’t ask me why - I guess the tension was just too much for an almost-three-year-old.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to recover from a busy weekend of volunteering at a school event and trying to sort out the tiniest fraction of our disaster house with a nice relaxing week of work!
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, Scottish July, sure…
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Autobot Proudfellow 💍 @jobot935.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The new studio simply wants to see if the Serkis Whitewashed Utopia will make a lot of money from all the right-wing bros and other racists who think #TROP is too woke for casting POC as Elves and Dwarves.
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Numenor Faithful 2027 @numenorfaithfulcal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On Sale Now! Get your copy by clicking the respective links or scanning the QR Code! All profits raised go to www.marysmeals.org to help feed hungry kids in poverty. UK/Europe: numenor-charity-calendar.printify.me/product/3230... USA/AusAsia: numenor-charity-calendar.printify.me/product/3169...
Background of the sea breaking on a rocky beach.
Centre is an information leaflet showing the cover of the Numenor Faithful Charity Pinup Calendar with Elendil and Miriel in swimwear.
"Raising Funds for Mary's Meals"
"On Sale Now!"

Manwe's Eagle Early Bird Discount - get 10% off the full price of the calendar until 22nd October. There is a graphic of a brown eagle flying.

There are two QR Codes (one for Europe; one for North America) on either side of a picture of a brown horse's head.
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Maggie Chapman (she/her) @maggiechapman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
90 years ago today, anti-fascists and anti-racists defeated Oswald Mosley's Blackshirts in what became known as the Battle of Cable Street. Fascism is not inevitable. We can - and must - defeat it. They shall not pass! "¡No pasarán!" ✊
Image shows the text of a motion Maggie has submitted to the Scottish Parliament - the text of which is here: https://www.parliament.scot/chamber-and-committees/votes-and-motions/S7M-01364
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.
The cover for the Special Edition of the The Empire Strikes Back soundtrack.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to drag myself out of bed this morning. Eventually. Think that the Scraplet’s school fundraiser yesterday took more out of us than I realised. Just as well we don’t have to climb a mountain in a couple of weeks’ time or anything…
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*stares into camera in Scotland*
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joe Dredd? Yeah, I've heard of him
Judge Dredd pointing while  a caption reads YOU'RE FUCKING NICKED by Dan McDaid. Happy #DayofDREDD
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to survive an event for the Scraplet's school this day, that we're also helping set up and run. Just as long someone* didn't keep us up all night snoring resulting in us waking up late and exhausted we'll be fine! (*me)
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now, it should be time for this week’s #TROPRewatch, but I find myself possessed of the urge to pop down to the bank…
Berek the horse, galloping across the green hillsides with majestic trees in the background
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s #deskbot is here to wring the last drop of productivity out of me before the working week ends…
Transformers One Prime Changers Quintesson High Commander stood in… robot?… mode on my filthy laptop
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@domsalvia.iacon.co.uk Happy birthday! I hope there will be whisky of some description in your near (although probably best if not immediate) future.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, failed already.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MotherFUCKERS. I’ve still not collected my ML Arcee from the store in Singapore it’s waiting for me at, and Takara have the INDECENCY to go and release the Headmaster version that I’ve been waiting for since I was 10-years-old. BASTARDS. I mean of course I’m getting it.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to not get distracted from looming work deadlines by last night’s toy reveals!
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today’s #deskbot is most definitely shouting at clouds. Or more precisely the lack thereof.
Transformers One Prime Changers Alpha Trion stood on my filthy laptop, with one fist raised in the air as the sun streams in through the open blinds behind him creating all sorts of chaos and reflections on the camera lens.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a short poem name like when we meet a bovine and we say 'hi coo' #NationalPoetryDay #Haiku
A black and white archive photograph of a cow standing beside a track leading down to a mill. The cow is looking at the camera.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the one determined to rule everything himself turns out to be the plucky underdog, and the ones who professed to be fighting for everyone are actually the greatest tyrants of all? I wonder why they’re putting *that* particular spin on the story at this particular moment in history? I *wonder*.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to make it to the end of this working week safe in the knowledge that summer is just around the cor- What the fuck do you mean, it's October?!?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the one determined to rule everything himself turns out to be the plucky underdog, and the ones who professed to be fighting for everyone are actually the greatest tyrants of all? I wonder why they’re putting *that* particular spin on the story at this particular moment in history? I *wonder*.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd never before thought of Jackman as being the mid-point on the spectrum between Ray Stevenson and Taika Waititi, but here we are...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today’s #deskbot is her.
Blokees Defender V08 Cyberverse Arcee stood on my filthy laptop and raising a very large gun up in the air with one hand
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this isn't available anywhere in Singapore when I'm out there next year then I... will just be quietly sad but not at all surprised.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh FFS... This is just because I picked up a Quintesson Commander and a Trion for 8 quid each at the weekend, thinking that was an okay price. I hope you all appreciate my service!
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Kate @rebelraising.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this leads to some actual punishment for the decision makers, not just lower ranked scapegoats. (Read Pete's book for why this needs to be the moment that commercial interests and their government enablers are brought to account and their peers scared into giving a shit about human lives.)
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What? We're getting homages to previous series in a non-Generations line, and potentially without the crippling need to be slavishly beholden to perfect fidelity to designs from the past? Is nature finally healing..?
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What AI is very good at is simulating the process of being a commissioner; you get to make arbitrary changes, and the creatives have to go away and make it work, and then you get to take all the credit. So maybe TV commissioners could be replaced by AI.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to spend the day stressing over whether the Scraplet's favourite teddy can be washed and dried before bedtime...
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s #deskbot is my girl.
Blokees Defenders DV 08 Windblade, stood on my filthy laptop with her sword raised and reflecting the shining sun.  Because of course she is.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to not get too distracted from doing my work by arguing against generative AI with my work colleagues this morn- Ah, who am I kidding?
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. Stop that.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could be any British holiday
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Toaster @toaster.codes · 28/09/2026
Just remember the rhyme! Masked by the sea, you’re alright by me, Masked by the planes, we’ll clap you in chains.
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
By the power of Earl Greyskull, I will have the power to survive another day of being entertained by the Paw Patrol as I work! I’ll mostly manage that by taking the afternoon off to take the Scraplet out, I think - it’ll be better for all of us…
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Llama God @thellamagod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, at the con yesterday: Sure, why not buy a couple of cheap Transformers? I should treat myself occasionally. My roof, today: Hey, want me to start showing signs of water ingress..?! Me: …
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Good SquidDance Macabre @squidfromspace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dave's 100% right here. These are the exact same people who a century ago were insisting firing squads were too good for cowards with shell shock.
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