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Ronin Foxtail

@rfoxtail.bsky.social
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Sometimes a courier fox, sometimes an inflatable roo, sometimes a strange jackodile, and sometimes a virtual weasel. But always an idiot.

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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 3h
If I find you with this watch I will fiddle endlessly with that crown until it falls off. wait uh
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 3h
Look at this very good friend happy… unboxing day?
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 3h
I hate that I don’t get to hang out enough with you. :<
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A big inflatable dragon.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You are looking very snazzy. 👍
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think that’s why I haven’t gotten multiplayer games that everyone else has since like, webfishing. By the time I can play, everyone else is basically done.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ordered some magnetic backing sheets and played around with putting furry stickers on em. Fun for fridges but my real plan is to stick these on my cabin door when I go cruising. Makes it easier to find my room in a hallway of doors.
A selection of furry stickers with magnetic backing sheets on them, stuck to a fridge door. The stickers are from Nomad Complex.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if you blow that whistle too hard and deflate as a result someone needs to keep you topped up.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha I already have one I just play around on both iPhone and android because I'm an idiot who really wants to play around with all the latest tech.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so strange. It usually becomes a thing if it sits in the background and then I try to switch back to it via a notification or something. I wonder if it's unique to Samsung and some power saving things intefering with the program.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Friends with Android phones, does anyone else get a Telegram glitch where it hangs when it sits in the background and try to go back into it after awhile? Is this unique to Samsung phones because it happens on every one I've had so far.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
… pettable?
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got stuck behind an Audi twice who sat around at red lights and had to be honked at to move. I finally overtake them in the highway and it turns out it’s some lady trying to eat noodles with chopsticks. While at the wheel. Peeled away so fast before she strayed into my lane.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
… I like big hugs.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie are you alright you might have Werner Syndrome I’m not mad you haven’t seen a doctor yet I’m just worried about you
A profile of Julie on BSky who is self described as an 18 she/her but uses a stock photo of some 40 year old dad.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean if I had two life-sized Drifts attached to my arms... (We could hold hands like otters do! wait that sounds like another TF vector)
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drift balloons DRIFT BALLOONS
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Jearic @jearic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open for commissions, will be taking only up to three slots this time around. Fill out the forum if you'd like to get something. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... And my TOS is here sites.google.com/view/jearics...
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While I am incredibly happy to spend the week on an actual cruise ship instead of a cruise themed convention, I am getting slowly more and more FOMO’d that a surprising number of folks I’d hardly see otherwise are going to the convention. You better have a great time. Or else.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have some pool noodles for #FursuitFriday. I could definitely use a pool. And noodles. < It’s @jettrax.bsky.social! >
A fuzzy blue dragon carries an inflatable grinning dragon under their arm
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the heck. I hope you find a new place to stay quickly.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven’t posted mine yet because several things were going on but check out this very good creature by Tardor!
Several disembodied gloves operate a hand pump that is attached to the valve of an inflatable jackodile. Said monster toy has its paws up and appears to be making noises. 

Does it rawr or does it squeak?
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Appreciating a raccoon on this raccoon appreciation day.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have developed a really bad habit of watching compilations of a certain LPer who plays games badly and now I am starting to understand why some games have that little box that says “Basic reading ability is needed to enjoy this game”.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reposting for the day crowd. I should do more jackodile as a costume things. > Entirely does nothing with the original concept of Traxus as a plush/suit creature.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's have an October icon! Check out this silly fox who doesn't even eat candy. He's just collecting for funsies. < Still a very good by @jarggyroo.bsky.social >
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh no I hope you feel better soon. You will need many fuzzy cuddles when this is over.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's have an October icon! Check out this silly fox who doesn't even eat candy. He's just collecting for funsies. < Still a very good by @jarggyroo.bsky.social >
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This feels like a TF vector.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, this bat looks nice and like they’d be fun to play with!
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: Man I never know which camera to pack when I go on vacation. Reality: The best camera is still the one you carry with you, dumbass. Also, iPhone Pro cameras are perfectly fine. Especially when you remember you can do stuff like this.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you came up to me completely silent but just posing around, I doubt I'd be able to tell if it was you or Poly inside.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@duncanroo.bsky.social the Internet says it's your birthday. I hope you have a lovely balloon day, even if it's a bit tricky to find ones that are appropriate to your size.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drift you should be careful if you're gonna open clams like that they might be pointy. :<
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frengers @frengers.toys · 30/09/2026
Jaiy was one of the most selfless and warm people Ive ever met. He was a true patron of the arts, and understood me and the way I approach art and kinks, and shared a lot of those same feelings about them. He rooted for me in any endeavor I pursued and had an enthusiasm unlike any other. I miss him
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That inflatable tail is always the best.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That squeak is deafening. I like it.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting back into Apex Legends randomly. It's been a pretty long time since I played and I guess it has a little indicator for how good the players are per BR match. I think it's overestimating my skill violently.
A screenshot of the Players Skill Distribution slider in Apex Legends. A bell curve shows that "This match" consists of maybe the top 7% of players playing right now and the red line indicating my team is at the far bottom of This Match's skill distribution.

Our jumpmaster landed us in a building with 3 other groups and I found no weapons. We got murdered within the minute.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aww, a bag of Puppychow balloons sounds adorable. Oh well.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those are some nice balloon prints wait no come back
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look at all that space for putting giant inflatable mice in.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like a giant plush. I wanna cuddle. or maybe be crushed.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy balloon dayyyy. Balloons are kinda egg shaped if you flip em.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish I could be surrounded by balloons a bit more. Those look like some nice ones.
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You should toynose me and make toynoises when you do
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can i pet him
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to hug an anthro Arlie balloon
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Ronin Foxtail @rfoxtail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Microsoft asked for my feedback on Windows 11, then proceeded to show me 3 more pages asking on a scale of 1 to 5 if I was satisfied with a boatload of metrics. I guess they'll never know, since I don't have the attention span to go past the second page you asked a quick opinion, not an essay.
Windows 11's Feedback Hub app, asking me how likely am I to recommend a Windows PC to others and overall how satisfied I am with windows. In the comments field is the message "For the 20th time, I do not need you to tell me upon startup that I should set up OneDrive to back up my desktop full of nothing."

The Send button at the bottom is a lie, it doesn't send anything but instead peppers you with more questions like an overzealous immigration officer.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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