President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Biggest in mine was when what’s his face (Kevin?) got knocked out and woke up the next day . My 4 year old loudly said “HE’S DEAD?!?” 090
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This Coyote vs. Acme movie is so good. It should be illegal to shelve finished movies for tax purposes. 060
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Crazy to see an article about denying climate change at West Point while watching a devastating mud slide in Nepal caused by a glacier breaking off. 1185
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Update: He got to say his bit to the school that messed up and they talked down to him like he was a baby. He stood his ground and spoke well above the way they addressed him. We withdrew him this morning and his behind was back at his old school within the hour. He came home raving about his day. 0111
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Whhyyy must my school continue to embarrass me 040
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The fact that it happened all day and it was relentless with escalation to physical touch pisses me off. No notification for a single thing that happened all day?! Insane 020
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think it’s even more egregious that he’s in 1st grade and the class he’s in is 1st-3rd but the kids bullying him were the THIRD graders. Those kids have had the same teacher, peers in their YG, and rules for two years straight. 120
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yeah like what in the actual f*ck are they doing there? If he wants to get beat up he has toddler little twin brothers who can do that. 020
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Normally I’d give it time but absolutley NOT. This happened all day and I had to pry the details out of my kid and at no point did any adult/admin let me know something happened.static.klipy.comPerson Drags Giant Jansport Backpack in MallALT: Person Drags Giant Jansport Backpack in Mall 260
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Update my kid had his first day at this school and will no longer be attending . He was relentlessly bullied all day, had kids try to take his personal items, pushed, and thrown. 580
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My kid is going to a Montessori school this year and I’m so confused by the fact that his back to school supply list only consisted of 5 items. 080
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026*Kids screaming in car* My husband: “Hey, be quiet I’m trying to listen to my song!” The song in question: “Come Clean” by Hillary Duff 150
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Okay actually insane that the leader of the group is taking a hiatus especially after Manon left 010
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026on the phone shouting that your friend is gone. I’d change anything to have her back even if it meant being called a bully or accused of body shaming. I can still remember the screams. 000
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026She was “fine” too and could function in a physical environment so we thought that meant she was okay. I’d take 1000 scoldings for body shaming to not have had to see my friend’s family cry. If you think that’s projection then that’s fine but you haven’t had to hear the screams of your other friends 100
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We all think back to what we should have done or what we could have said. I don’t know if it would have made a difference but now we’ll never know. We saw her getting smaller and then we had to see that same person in a casket. 100
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026TW: ED/death Part of me is like we should leave Ari alone but the other part of me thinks about how in my first unit we thought the same thing about one of our friends. Then we lost her and it has impacted every one of my friends almost 10 years later. We all think we’re invincible until we’re not. 110
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The whole water bottle discourse where people say that they never brought a water bottle to school when they were younger just demonstrates to me they didn’t play sports. I was over there chugging from my half gallon everyday. 320
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Me trying to ask about the World Cup : Did the baby in the bathtub beat the one giving him a bath??! My husband: What are you talking about? 2140
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We’re a little over two years out from this nightmare being over and one year out from seeing some semblance of hope from a candidate. 240
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Honestly curious about what some of these bright minds who have been laid off in tech are going to create. 020
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Now that’s unfair. Fyre Festival actually had people show up 120
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026“leaving a door(border) open is the worst mistake anyone could make becaaauussee?” Me: “It could let in a draft?” Mr.Waternoose(Trump): “It could let in a CHILD” 010
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Why do we have the real life Mr. Waternoose running the country where we’re dependent on screams (non renewables) when everyone else is using laughs(solar/wind/hydro)? 120
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Fitting that it looks the way that it does right now since we’ve strayed so far from where and who we should be as a nation under this administration. 021
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Literally the bumf*ck of nowhere. Valid callout and crashout on her part 010
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Chuckling because Spencer Pratt promised he’d move if he lost. 090
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026lol one of my old coworkers(retired military but still works for the Fed Gov) randomly calls/text to complain. He’s very against NYC opening government run grocery stores. Meanwhile he shops at *checks notes* the commissary on post because it’s cheaper? 0110
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Really good. My 6 year old is obsessed with Sonic and does a few Sonic coloring sheets a day. Can I print this and let him color it? 110
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026GTA 6 ruining the release date. It’s like when T swift has a release date and other people push their album releases back. Like dang I can do both. 140
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026🎶 Paved paradise and put up a *checks notes* UFC fighting cage? 060
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I miss the period of time where the news did fact checks 24/7. That sh*t was funny. 070
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Okay it seems like @paralives.com doesn’t have much of a Bluesky presence. If they’re willing to give me early (earlier) access I’ll do a full Bluesky review before it releases next week. 000
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Now this is unfair. You know they had to submit their prefilled risk assessment that they changed the date and location on. 030
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Recession indicator: increase increase in people registered to sit for the lsat 110
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Kind of sad my kid is getting fed ai slop for “brain breaks” at school 071
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The reflecting pool rendering looks like the pool from Big, Fat Liar. Very fitting for him to pick that shade. 060
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Yep it’s a huge deal on other platforms. We’re just slow af for some news here 000
President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Also pretty sure most people would pay just to delay getting Canvas back up for at least another week so they get more prep time for exams. 030