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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This guy is comically bad at his job.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This Coyote vs. Acme movie is so good. It should be illegal to shelve finished movies for tax purposes.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Crazy to see an article about denying climate change at West Point while watching a devastating mud slide in Nepal caused by a glacier breaking off.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Update: He got to say his bit to the school that messed up and they talked down to him like he was a baby. He stood his ground and spoke well above the way they addressed him. We withdrew him this morning and his behind was back at his old school within the hour. He came home raving about his day.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Update my kid had his first day at this school and will no longer be attending . He was relentlessly bullied all day, had kids try to take his personal items, pushed, and thrown.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My kid is going to a Montessori school this year and I’m so confused by the fact that his back to school supply list only consisted of 5 items.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

*Kids screaming in car* My husband: “Hey, be quiet I’m trying to listen to my song!” The song in question: “Come Clean” by Hillary Duff

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Okay actually insane that the leader of the group is taking a hiatus especially after Manon left

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

TW: ED/death Part of me is like we should leave Ari alone but the other part of me thinks about how in my first unit we thought the same thing about one of our friends. Then we lost her and it has impacted every one of my friends almost 10 years later. We all think we’re invincible until we’re not.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The whole water bottle discourse where people say that they never brought a water bottle to school when they were younger just demonstrates to me they didn’t play sports. I was over there chugging from my half gallon everyday.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Me trying to ask about the World Cup : Did the baby in the bathtub beat the one giving him a bath??! My husband: What are you talking about?

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

We’re a little over two years out from this nightmare being over and one year out from seeing some semblance of hope from a candidate.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Honestly curious about what some of these bright minds who have been laid off in tech are going to create.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Why do we have the real life Mr. Waternoose running the country where we’re dependent on screams (non renewables) when everyone else is using laughs(solar/wind/hydro)?

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Fitting that it looks the way that it does right now since we’ve strayed so far from where and who we should be as a nation under this administration.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Chuckling because Spencer Pratt promised he’d move if he lost.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

“Everything is legal in New Jersey”

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

lol one of my old coworkers(retired military but still works for the Fed Gov) randomly calls/text to complain. He’s very against NYC opening government run grocery stores. Meanwhile he shops at *checks notes* the commissary on post because it’s cheaper?

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

GTA 6 ruining the release date. It’s like when T swift has a release date and other people push their album releases back. Like dang I can do both.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

🎶 Paved paradise and put up a *checks notes* UFC fighting cage?

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I miss the period of time where the news did fact checks 24/7. That sh*t was funny.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Okay it seems like @paralives.com doesn’t have much of a Bluesky presence. If they’re willing to give me early (earlier) access I’ll do a full Bluesky review before it releases next week.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Recession indicator: increase increase in people registered to sit for the lsat

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Kind of sad my kid is getting fed ai slop for “brain breaks” at school

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The reflecting pool rendering looks like the pool from Big, Fat Liar. Very fitting for him to pick that shade.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

These Canvas hackers are actually stupid criminals. If they were smart they would have posted that they’d change everyone’s grades to an A and delete all course material if students raised X amount before the ransom was paid.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I asked my 5 year d who else in his class can read and he started crying and saying “none of us know how to read!”…but he literally reads books everyday at home without help

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Kind of obsessed with the guy who is crowdsourcing pledges to make a bid for Spirit Airlines. (Yes I did pledge)

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’m honestly really jealous of countries who have good EVs and who are making a huge push to renewables. We’re going to be left with ruined land and expensive fuel/bills because we’ve got dumb “alpha males” running everything.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I have such bad chronic back pain that my eyes instantly perked up watching The Pitt when they realigned guys spine. Instantly asked my husband to do the same thing and he refused. I just think it would fix me

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Now why did the new Disney CEO lay off one of the head DEI managers?

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I feel like it’s dumb to tip the lady $100 when you have the power to just grant universal healthcare so she doesn’t have to pay for her husbands cancer treatment.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Open to any and all book suggestions for my kindergartener since reading has finally clicked for him.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I keep staring at the lamp praying it starts to look funny.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Protest sign that I just passed by: “Trump ain’t right” 😂 my country ass southern town is so funny

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Imagine waking up from a coma and looking at a picture of the White House right now. You’d never guess that it was just randomly torn down

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Art of the deal but it’s just him finger painting with his own sh*t

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Threatening nuclear war and genocide and we're just showing up for our stupid little jobs to respond to stupid little emails.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Going to need to up the dosage of my anxiety meds to make it through this sh*tshow.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Me with my new running vest: wow this is so cool it comes with a whistle attached Me 5 seconds later:Oh…a woman must have designed this.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I have missed my calling. I also arm chair diagnosed a hair tourniquet on a baby on another episode.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Watching episode one of The Pitt. I immediately armchair warrior diagnosed the patient with rhabdo. If the army taught me anything it’s people getting rhabdo and almost croaking.

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Did you know you can just buy communion wafers? Like nothing is stopping you. Every now and then I use my free will to buy some altar bread.

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