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President Barbie

@presidentbarbie.bsky.social
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(StillNotAnMP on Twitter). Migrating from “the bad place.” Sociology | IT Management | Katseye EyeKon!!!!

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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spencer Pratt after losing:
Mayor Humdinger pouting next to Mayor Goodway from Paw Patrol
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
SpongeBob and Patrick “what’s funnier than 24? 25!”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Mr. cashew from the Proud Family Movie
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
George Bush’s face on Miranda Priestley’s body (Devil wears Prada Villain) saying “A war? For oil? Groundbreaking” sarcastically.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
two year old twins and a 4 year old. They all have had their own tonie boxes for more than a year.

We spend a lot of our time hanging out with our kids at home and on on long car rides to visit family. We also spend a lot of time listening to our kids. All of our kids spend one hour a night getting their sillies out by dancing to Danny Go! My 4 year old isn’t always ready to wind down but we’ve called back on an excess screen time before bed. He does have the chance to hang out in his room with his tonies but he has been asking when a Danny Go! Tonie will be released(especially after seeing the Lauri Berkner tonie release). 

Prior to this he was a huge Ms. Rachel fan and asked for a Ms. Rachel tonie. I still think that idea is a no brainer. His school has also been using the Scribble Spot series to teach kids about emotions and how to regulate/navigate them. I personally think exploring the idea of a “scribble spot” tonie series would be great since it’s very popular in that demographic.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Like why would I ever in a million years choose to walk down this driveway
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Pete Hegseth(former Major) explaining to Generals and Sergeants Major the purpose of the military: The Generals & Sergeants Major:
Young girl who is emotional explaining something to her mom who is perplexed.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Fixed it
Unusual Whales list says “Breaking: US Government”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“Marked Safe from impromptu meeting of Generals by SECDEF today “ with blue flag
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Also wanted to say that I got to meet Tom Hanks when the West Point glee club was invited to celebrate the opening of the National Museum of African American History and honoring the Tuskegee Airman.He was the host. It’s crazy that this is the exact same institution. (I’m in this photo)
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Sean Duffy:
Gru with the moon behind him saying “We are going to put nuclear reactors on the MOON!”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
AE: I know what will fix this. Some Beyoncé lyrics. *dust off hands*
American Eagle ad featuring a racially ambiguous woman in denim and the words “denim on denim on denim…on denim. AE jeans”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Mamacita was still watching #loveisland at the baseball game tonight
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Jeremiah on Love Island when Taylor started explaining why they were voting the way they were going to vote.
Euphoria actress says “Wait, is this fucking play about us?”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Exactly. Here’s one that we do. They also fail to mention that a lot of the books at that age use the same words over and over. Once you’ve read one you’ve read them all. Hence why when we read at night it’s mostly chapter books(The Wild Robot, Harry Potter,etc.)
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Whoops I meant this sign
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I drove by when they were wrapping up but it was nice to see some of the signs
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Even my small little town had a protest. I only caught the tail end of it when a lot of people were walking back to their cars
Protesters holding signs
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I got an inkling they didn’t really mean it when they so willingly and gleefully scrubbed women and other minorities from websites.
Hegseth to the Fort Bragg Troops: “we’re not interested in your woke garbage and your political correctness”

Everyone who cheered immediately withdrew their oath to the constitution and replaced it with an oath to a wannabe dictator. 

*Picture is shows Hegseth in front of US troops at Fort Bragg*
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Please, it would be so funny.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Me every time I land when taking a flight in the US now:
Katy Perry kissing ground after space flight.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
You love to see it
Post from @artcandee.back.social saying 
“White House Press Secretary Karolome Leavitt on Amazon listing the price increase of Do and Trump’s tariffs:

“This is a hostile and political act by Amazon.””
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Meme from Arrested Development twitch rich lady with caption “Trump Admin; It’s one child Michael. What could it cost to raise? $5,000?”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Can confirm because what?
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Look at this picture and then look at mine. Where is the cute little dollop?
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Okay so I do have a bone to pick with Costco because what in the shrinkflation have they done to my ice cream? Now why would you fill it that low? (Pic before I even took a single bite
Costco stiffing customers strawberry ice cream by putting less in the cup. 1/6 of the cup is gone when it normally filled to the top
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Me: you couldn’t pay me to get into a helicopter Also me:
Clip of when user was young and stupid and rappelled out of helicopters with no additional pay. Helicopter depicted with 3 people rappelling out using a rope
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Lying bot. Also he usually leaves spam comments saying “hop, are you having fun over there.” Check the replies on the account
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat
Blair Waldorf from Gossip girl holding an orange phone.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“Wait is this song about me?”Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Can’t wait to see how they twist this one.
Mindless follower from Mean Girls saying “Republicans:Trump started saying Biden pardons were invalid so I started saying the pardons were invalid “
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Who cooked the ratatouille?!? I demand to know!
Toy Remy from the movie Ratatouille next to a dish of actual Ratatouille
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Now why would this person block me???
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Canceled prime membership and stopped going to target. Now I’ve had the chance to go visit a cute little bookstore near me and a local toy store with my kiddos. The bookstore employees now know my name because I’ve been there 3 times this week.
“Buy books from people who want to sell books, not colonize the moon.” Sign Kids section of a bookstore.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory sarcastically saying “Stop. Don’t” to kids doing something stupid
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Alright Mapquest I see you
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Me as soon as they take away my SSRI and put me in a “work camp”:
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This is just on my Apple account. I messed up my husbands Spotify wrapped or whatever with my overplays. Sorry you should have know that where there’s a will there’s a way.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me after actually getting tickets with my bff to Cowboy Carter after talking smack.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Them: When they go low we go high. Me:
Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl after he whipped the floor with Drake while wearing bellbottom jeans.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Right out of the playbook
Ministry of Magic proclamation  from Harry Potter  that says “all student organizations are henceforth disbanded any student in noncompliance will be expelled.”
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Leaders at USMA will go whichever the way the wind blows
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Alrighhttt I see you Bobby Scott
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Shaping what kind of leaders? Nazi leaders?
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Yeahhh don’t make me follow people without even asking
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Why would an app named Robinhood send me a push notification stating that a certain crypto coin is available to trade? Do they know who Robin Hood is?
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This one feels personal. Yeah the movers broke my peloton treadmill, peloton bike, and two large TVs but this was a bridge too far. My only mug with my favorite character. I’m physically ill.
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
If it’s because of what I think it is then that’s the exact thought when I saw the news. I’m sorry.
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