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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

🚨GOOD NEWS KLAXON🚨 Paper Cuts' very own @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social is back with a new podcast, @talk90stome.bsky.social. Every Monday, she'll dive into the key moments of the 1990s, with a dazzling array of special guests. Listen now – and watch if you use Spotify! linktr.ee/talk90stome

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

🚨Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Goodbye!🚨 We say farewell with a new lettuce, WhatsApp cockups and ask: Did @jonnelledge.bsky.social make pegging mainstream? Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social and special guest @alexvont.bsky.social one last time here: back.papercutsshow.com

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

🚨HERE'S ONE WE MADE EARLIER🚨 Blue Peter's biggest scandals ⛴️💙 Has Gail's taken over your high street? ☕️🥐 Plus – Is your child possessed? 👹👶 One last bonus episode with @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @alexvont.bsky.social listen here: back.papercutsshow.com

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

It’s time for one last Fix the Headline! The boffins have pulled off a miracle—a breakthrough that could help dogs live much longer—but the original headline is the dog's dinner. We know you can do better! The best one bags a Paper Cuts T-shirt and a shoutout on our FINAL episode this Friday.

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Liz Jones goes on a date with a 'wimp' 😈🤓 Oh no! Middle-aged men are being weird again! 💉👨🏻‍🦰 Plus – Say it ain't so! Fashion has abandoned woke! 👗💅🏼 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @alexvont.bsky.social and @grainnemaguire.bsky.social here: back.papercutsshow.com

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

OK it's not a #FixTheHeadline but it’s a belter from @liverpoolpost.bsky.social – hats off. Story: www.livpost.co.uk/a-desire-nam...

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Those stranded astronauts are back! 🚀🎉 Are blondes really having more fun? 🤩👱🏻‍♀️ Plus – More life lessons from the sage of our generation: Gwyneth Paltrow 🧘‍♀️🤪 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jacobjarvis.bsky.social and comedy royalty Jan Ravens here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

🚨 ONLY 4 EPISODES LEFT! 🚨 We take a look at this year's Glastonbury lineup 🎸⛺️@grainnemaguire.bsky.social shares her ultimate St Paddy’s Day itinerary 🇮🇪🍀 Plus – How to be cheap and chic at Paris Fashion Week! 💃🇫🇷 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Daily Mail's Liz Truss kiss and tell 🤢🗞️ Gossip is good now, actually 🤫😈 Plus – Knives out, chefs are getting revenge 👨‍🍳🔪 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social @natashadevon.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Back once again for the renegade master! It’s time to Fix the Headline! The Star says AI need a shrink! Give us your best fixes for this and we’ll read out the best on Monday! The best one wins a Paper Cuts T shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

🚨GET YOUR FRIDAY FIX!🚨 Is peace on the horizon? 🕊️😬 How to bunk off like a Gen Z 😴📈 Plus – The latest trendy bra has built in nipples 😱👙 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @cocobyname.bsky.social and @stuartmcpherson.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 We look at the biggest Covid era fuck ups 🤬🦠 Why are the papers obsessed with fat jabs 💉🫃🏻 Plus - Can 'romantasy' fiction make all women happy? 🧝🏻‍♂️❤️ Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social and the one and only @jonnelledge.bsky.social here: back.papercutsshow.com

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The latest from Trump Land 🇺🇸🤬 Meghan's candles and balloon arches have enraged the usual suspects 🎈🕯️ Plus – Who will you find hanging around outside the stage door? 🚪😱 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @cocobyname.bsky.social and Jacob Hawley here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 The Mail flips out over ‘woke’ pancakes 🥞🤬 Why are millennials lasering off their tats? 🔬❤️‍🩹 Plus – The Telegraph ranks the hot Royal horsemen 🐴🥵 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 What’s next for Ukraine after Zelenskyy’s disastrous meeting with Trump? 🇺🇸🇺🇦 Grumpy old men are back! 👴🏻😡 Plus – Everyone is mad about lambs 🐑😍 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social @jasonhazeley.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

📳 NEW POD! 📳 Bad Bromance! Did Starmer really charm Trump? 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼 Katy Perry is going into space? 🚀 Spreadsheets: the formula for love ❤️‍🔥📊 🎙️ With @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @natashadevon.bsky.social and Annika Somerville 📲 Listen linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

And the winner is… our listeners! 🏆 We unpack the papers’ awards show obsession: from backstage meltdowns to red carpet razzle-dazzle. @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social joins @grainnemaguire.bsky.social & Chantal Feduchin-Pate for the ultimate showbiz lowdown! Listen here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

🏆NEW EPISODE🏆 Far right support grows in Germany 🇩🇪🗳️ Why is Blake Lively at war with Justin Baldoni? 🎥😤 Plus - Confessions of a Tory whip 🟦🤬 Join the dream team of @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social and @grainnemaguire.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

We're sorry that @grainnemaguire.bsky.social was so mean about some of your submissions today. But she really loved this winner! Congrats Mike! We'll be in touch about your prize.

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

It was an absolute pleasure to have Marina and Jemma from @thetrawl.bsky.social on the show yesterday. Be sure to give it a listen over the weekend if you missed it: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

It’s one small step for man, one giant leap for roaming charges. Yup, it’s time to fix the headline! Best alternate for the story below wins a T shirt and gets a shoutout on Monday’s episode! Can you hear me now?

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Is "King Trump" an enemy of the EU? 🍊🤡 Eastenders turns 40! 🍺🎂 Plus – Mail & Guardian readers share some embarrasing bedroom conundrums 😈😱 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @marina-purkiss.bsky.social, @jemmaforte.bsky.social and Dan Foxx here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

🎉NEW EPISODE🎉 Aristocrats battle over a very big house in the country 🧐🏰 Do you know the history of a hand shake? 🤝🤔 Plus – Fishy business with @cocobyname.bsky.social Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Congratulations to galacticgatekeeper.bsky.social You made the whole studio laugh this morning with this one! Check your DMs on here for details on your prize!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 BAFTA Bonanza 🎬🏆 What will happen to the boomers' cash? 💰👴🏻 Plus – Should we all aspire to be kept women? 💅🏼🤑 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @misszing.bsky.social and Jacob Hawley here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Doctor Doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of . . . sub standard headlines. The NHS is dishing out sex tips but their headline hasn't broken our funny bone. Reckon you can do better? Drop your entries below, and the best one will win a Paper Cuts T-shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

🚨NEWS POLYCULE🚨 What has Trump promised Putin? 🇺🇸🇺🇦 We meet Britain's worst mum in the Mail 🤰😈 Plus – Guardian readers share their Valentine's Day disasters💔🗞️ Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social @avasantina.bsky.social and @miloedwards.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Are centrist dads ruining everything? 👨🏻🔥 Yummy mummy’s love shrooms 🧘‍♀️🍄 Plus – Is honesty really the best policy? 🤐😮  Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @jonnelledge.bsky.social, @natashadevon.bsky.social and many more here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

And we have a winner! Congrats, @janecannery.bsky.social! Commiserations to the 36 of you who suggested One Foot in the Rave. It was a great suggestion, but we had to deduct points for originality.

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Labour MP given the boot for his dodgy WhatsApp chats 💬🥾 Why are Gen Z mad for Tarot cards? ✨🔮 Plus – Inside the mind of a toyboy❤️‍🔥🙋‍♂️ Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social, @natashadevon.bsky.social and first timer @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social here linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

It’s time to fix the headline. Hilda had a banging rave in her care home for her birthday but The Mirror’s headline is drier than a Rich Tea biscuit. Reckon you can do better? Drop your entries below, and the best one will win a Paper Cuts T-shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨How do you solve a problem like Stagflation? 💸👎 Elvis Presley: demigod messiah from Jupiter? 👽👑 Plus – Who even has time to practice self care? 🧘🛀🏻 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social and Jacob Hawley linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Kanye caused a scene at the Grammys 😱😳 Adrian Chiles has a broken zipper 😢🤐 Plus – The Daily Mail has a really awkward sex survey 😅😬 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the whole gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

And we have our winner! Congrats, Jacqueline! You’ve officially peaked – no need for hot yoga or a Ferrari now. Check your DMs for prize details!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨Inside Starmer's European jolly 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Do you want a MAGA makeover? 🇺🇸💇🏼‍♀️ Plus – The Mail wants to ban men from the gym 🚫💪🏼 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @cocobyname.bsky.social and Jacob Hawley here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

It’s time to fix the headline! The Star says midlife crises are obsolete, but their headline is more tragic than a dad at Glastonbury in skinny jeans. Reckon you can do better? Drop your entries below, and the best one will win a Paper Cuts T shirt.

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Brexit is back...again?🇪🇺👋 Yes, we're doing a deep dive on the fart selfies 😳💨 Plus – Single (mum) and loving it! ❤️‍🔥🍼 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @jonnelledge.bsky.social and Jessica Fostekew here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Gen Z is mad for Bridget Jones! 🩲❤️ Who has the sexiest accent in the UK? 🤔🇬🇧 Plus – The latest revelation from Liz Jones and her awful relationship column! 🕵️💔 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @nndroid.bsky.social and the whole gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 1 week of Trump has us all pulling out our hair 🇺🇸🍑 Should you judge a date by their food choices? 🍔🍛 Plus – Yeti is the new black 😱📸 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social @grainnemaguire.bsky.social and @natashadevon.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

A lot of entrants really went down the drain this week, but @helenthev.bsky.social uncorked the gold! Congrats on being the best punner of the week—check your DMs, and we'll sort out your t shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

It’s time to fix the headline! The Daily Mirror really tried with this but we know you can do better! Best answers will be read out on Mondays show and the winner gets a T shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

It’s time to fix the headline! The Daily Mirror really tried with this but we know you can do better! Best answers will be read out on Mondays show and the winner gets a T shirt!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 How did the papers cover the Southport sentencing? Could The Oscars create further social division in the U.S.? 🇺🇸🎬 Plus – What’s on Goop’s Valentine’s Day gift guide? 🕯️🥚 Join @nndroid.bsky.social @avasantina.bsky.social & @marcusbrig.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Everything you could ever want to know about The Village People 👮‍♂️👷‍♂️ Telegraph posho says kids are destroying the English language 🥱🗯️ Plus – Everyone is listening to crap music on Spotify 🎶🙉 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social and the gang here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Behold, we have declared our champion! Hail and all honors to @egnomad.bsky.social, who now stands triumphant among their peers! Check your DMs for details about your prize!

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Paper Cuts @papercutsshow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨Trump 2.0 kicks off in very naff style 🇺🇸👎 Harry and Meghan aren't making many friends in the US 👑😭 Plus – The latest Liz Jones drama involves a private investigator🕵️💔 Join @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social Jacob Hawley and @jonnelledge.bsky.social here: linktr.ee/papercutsshow

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