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Pharaoh Hatshepsut

@netjeretkhau.bsky.social
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I'm judging you by the content of your character. Foremost of Noble Ladies. Female pharaoh of the 18th dynasty of Ancient Egypt. Recovering Soberist.

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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Upper management at my workplace
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Voron Fire: It's Fine 3D Printer Meme
ALT: Voron Fire: It's Fine 3D Printer Meme
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice being hated isn't a bad thing
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice is always surround yourself with the best people.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice always be interesting
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#MyBestAdvice is become my moon.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck that puto
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Motherfucker needs to take a cactus up his asshole and twist it around several times.
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Flipping off the OP and their rape apologist bullshit.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I #DoNotCare about filters
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I #DoNotCare how cheap it is...
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare for any other opinion but this
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TBH I #DoNotCare to know the color of his penis.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare if you get me at all
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sad to hear the news
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#MyOasisWouldBe my home but without all those pesky falls I've been having here lately
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Oh My God! Jimmy Valmer's Reaction
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My hair is going whiter than everyone in my family at just 51 but I take after my paternal grandpa in looks. He had the most gorgeous set of white hair in his later years. But I have my paternal grandma's feistiness & intelligence so balance. He was a tall drink of water, y'all. I got great genes.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fucker is teasing me
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gurl, I'm the Pharaoh of the specials!
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, compadre. You showed up so now give a royal fucken flush.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Turd#2 wrote me Jokes for the Week. I guess I'll keep her.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I drove a car for the first time today since my fall and subsequent surgery back in May. You know I'm hurting if I refused an invitation to a bar.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nope...coward myself out
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do I dare?
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goddess forbid I occasionally interact with other human beings outside our abode before my other turds display their displeasure.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate being late. I don't do Mexican time and when my half white friends do it....🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 But the bartender waived my tab of $148.00 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What???? Phar put on makeup and her contacts today.
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Selena Gomez Surprised in Selena And Chef
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucken always
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for the umpteenth time with my brother and sister because...
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace not afraid to speak up for myself
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace loving myself unconditionally
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My long lost daughter
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace refusing to leave my house
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace walking away with a lighter handy
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Let It Burn - Boom Roasted
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace no is a full sentence
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace being alone is not being lonely
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#HowIFindPeace I play with dolls
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Charles Clifford, Jr finally destroyed his favorite toy after two years trying. RIP Ms. Halloween Lambchop
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would've gone full blown bootlegging like during the Prohibition
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate that fucken bastard more each day!!!!!
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Louise Belcher: I Will See You In Hell! - Bob's Burgers
ALT: Louise Belcher: I Will See You In Hell! - Bob's Burgers
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not doing Day of the Dead this year because I haven't recovered from my femur and hip surgery but I continue to get more stuff. #NoRegrets
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🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I almost never promote my page anymore but Fine Art America is doing a Labor Day sale, so here goes. Everything is 20% off If you like any my photos on here that are not on the website, let me know & I will upload it before the sale ends Thanks for looking & shares fineartamerica.com/profiles/mat...
Screenshot of my page on fineartamerica.com with my photos for sale (1 of 2 pics)Screenshot of my page on fineartamerica.com with my photos for sale (2 of 2 pics)Screenshot of all the different ways to get my photos- wall art, home decor, apparel, phone cases, stationery l, lifestyle products, beach stuff, totes etc
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He saw it at the store and immediately thought of me.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ugly crying here
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Brian Ragle @vagabondvisions.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm not crying, YOU'RE....no, I'm crying. Roll out, Peter. youtu.be/icyft1dDr6g?...
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The most angelic Optimus Prime tribute you'll ever watch - In honor of Peter Cullen
YouTube video by Montag
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I #RanFrom those Christians because their stupidity might be contagious
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I #RanFrom Lake America as far as my AA miles could take me
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm so anti-social that at a bar, I only talk to my bartender and they already know what I want without saying a word.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tell me about it. My alcohol budget is almost as high as my mortgage payment
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Cute Baby Yawn
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't fucken answer to you
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