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Marissa Rothkopf

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The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies Cookbook is here. Substack for recipes @marissarothkopf.substack.com. Podcast: The Secret Life of Cookies now on Substack. Cookies for Democracy! linktr.ee/marissarothkopf

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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pay-to-play now accepts American Express Trump's ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle allegedly leaned on a donor to cover her $100K bill as a nominee He has the texts & he's talking! More on @cnn.com👇 -TN
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Laprofmme @laprofmme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a day to be writing about 18th and 19th century views on public executions. Needless to say, 250 years ago, the same European thinkers that conservatives want us to read more of thought it was an archaic, barbaric, tyrannical practice that brutalized its spectators as much as its victims.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a library lover, thank you!
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone who consumes propaganda all day long I’m really tired… What he really meant was… He was being sarcastic… It was a joke… I think he was trying to say… Journalists are NOT supposed to read minds. The quote is the quote. Only Trump can clarify what he meant.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🍪Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Now that I have your attention, my cookbook, The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies is ON SALE TODAY FOR 45% off.) It makes a great holiday gift...package it up with a nice bowl, a spatula, a few bags of choc chips...🍪 www.amazon.com/Secret-Life-...
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The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies: Exciting New Ways to Enjoy Everyone's Favorite Dessert: Bates, Marissa Rothkopf: 9798890033291: Amazon.com: Books
The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies: Exciting New Ways to Enjoy Everyone's Favorite Dessert [Bates, Marissa Rothkopf] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Secret Life of Choc...
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...wait 'til you read the end of the interview.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I understand it much more than I think any president would, because I do have an ability on this. I have an ability on those things that were the new frontiers."
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The one who taught at MIT?" "I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest. I'm fine, and I understand that stuff. You know, my uncle was at MIT for 41 years, and you know, I'm a—I believe in genetics, frankly, and I understand..."
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Do you trust Sam Altman?" "I like him. Do I trust him? Who do I trust? I like Sam Altman. Smart. Dario's smart. They're all smart. We're dealing with a very high level of IQ. Very very high level. That's a good thing. I like that. I like it. Did you see the story about my uncle?"
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Help me out here. When he says " just got a tariff from Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham, first time in 50 years" ... what does he mean?
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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
*stares into the abyss*
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel this. Oh yes.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is when I turned off the hearings. My brain was beginning to boil over.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You make me want to throw up in my mouth," says the guy who says "do not filibusters," and asks Jack Smith if he believes in the Easter Bunny." I guess I should be happy he didn't read any porn.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah, Sen Kennedy, maybe you should define "arrogant" and "self-righteous."
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hate to be ageist, but mebbe it's time for Chuck Grassley to retire.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All politicians should be forced to grocery shop on a budget once a week.
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Suzanne Karr Schmidt @drkarrschmidt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't mind if I do
Bathroom graffiti wall with a postcard of a pleasant landscape with the words "Have a panic attack. You've earned it.".
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026
Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing
Dr. Oz on flight
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more things change... This from Anzia Yezierska, Cosmopolitan, October 1925
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey kids! Play the spot the differences game!
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PR05P3CT0R @pr05p3ct0r.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump has entered his monoglove phase of being a pedophile. His goons photoshopped out one of his gloves ala Michael Jackson. Cry for help from inside the WH? The king of slop. Smooth move criminals. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-makes-...
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Trump Makes Baffling Edit to His Big Moment
A few things were missing from the photo Trump posted.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, so much for that whole rule of law-freedom of the press-Constitutional republic thing.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Monster.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
64. (To see the entire index visit Reporters Without Borders. rsf.org/en/index)
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Take a guess at America's ranking on the Global Press Freedom Index. Answer below.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's a reason I keep the syllabus flexible for my intro to journalism class. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09...
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Live Updates: White House Continues to Bar New Outlets Despite Court Ruling
A federal court ordered President Trump to reverse his ban on CNN, Politico and MS NOW, but reporters were denied access on Thursday. The judge ordered the administration to respond by 12:30 p.m.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and don't forget the possibility of contemptuously incompetent!
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently testing a recipe while watching Trump's UN jibbery-jabber and worried my eggs may curdle in response.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize!
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
18-year-old Ariadna Zumba spent 52 days at the GEO Group-operated Delaney Hall. Now she’s going to college to be an immigration lawyer: www.nj.com/essex/2026/0...
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N.J. teen spent 52 days in ICE detention. Now she’s going to college to be an immigration lawyer.
The teen, who came to the United States when she was 9, wasn't eligible to graduate on time after missing school while being detained. That hasn't stopped her from moving forward.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our president is gonna land in the Guinness Book for Most Grifts.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THIS.
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Andrew Weissmann @weissmann.substack.com · 21/09/2026
Fox News supports CNN, MS NOW, Politico in its objections to the Trump media ban, which is now the subject of litigation in DC.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two updates: The plaintiffs have already filed for a TRO: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... And the case has been assigned to Judge Timothy Kelly—a Trump appointee, but the same one who ruled *for* Jim Acosta in the press pass revocation dispute during the first Trump administration.
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Temporary Restraining Order – #2 in CABLE NEWS NETWORK, INC. v. TRUMP (D.D.C., 1:26-cv-03287) – CourtListener.com
MOTION for Temporary Restraining Order by CABLE NEWS NETWORK, INC., Akayla Gardner, Cheyenne Haslett, Betsy Klein, MS NOW Cable, LLC, POLITICO LLC. (Attachments: # 1 Memorandum in Support, # 2 Declara...
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I approve this message.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You don't need a reason to eat cookies, but if you want one: It's The Secret Life of Chocolate Chip Cookies one-year anniversary! substack.com/@marissaroth...
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I Contain Multitudes. Mostly Cookies
A Whitman’s sampler of thoughts on my cookbook’s first birthday.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're looking for me, I'll be reading this all day. Please blame @publicdomainrev.bsky.social when my work doesn't get done on time.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you don't let me put my name on your big building, I'm taking your building and going home, so THERE. wcti12.com/news/nation-...
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Kennedy Center to close immediately after board cites unsafe building and financial strain
The board of the Kennedy Center voted to close the center entirely on Tuesday, citing financial issues and structural safety hazards.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😂
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just got two bug bites next to each other on the bottom of my left foot. I am resigning from the rest of the day.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nutlick's house (bought from Brett Baier of "fair and balanced" Fox for 25 million, cash www.wsj.com/real-estate/...) is in our part of DC. Will see if we can flag down his SUV's some time to say, "Hey, about these crazy numbers.."
Lutnick claims that data centers "don't use water."
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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
L'Arc de Participationne
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nah.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t believe the data. Sorry. I just don’t.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New footage of bulldozers plowing through Arizona’s Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument to construct a border wall.
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Marissa Rothkopf @marissarothkopf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please do not go to Oz!
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