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Lothar Hex

@lotharhex.bsky.social
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Misanthropic. He/Him. I love dark humour, robots, & over-analysing cartoons. Married to @rayematthews.bsky.social, Eat the rich. ⬛️⬜️🟪🟫 Lothar Hex on twitter.

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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 10h
Thomas: "OK seriously Henry, we need to talk about Edward." Henry: "Just ignore him Thomas." Edward: "I remember when this station had a loop-de-loop right outside. Those were the days..." James: "Guys, he's getting worse!" Edward now resides in a care home. No one visits.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 23h
"This is the most screen accurate G1 Devastator head ever!" OK yes but WHICH FUCKIN' ONE?
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yup, that's a Tailgate figure. There is nothing particularly exciting or bad about it. It's the baked potato of Transformers. A bit bland but fills you up. Serves its function exactly to spec. You've been underwhelmed and overwhelmed, but now you can be 100% complely and utterly whelmed.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The collection, 3 months in.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Just ignore him Frank. He'll get bored eventually."
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Henry, sick of comments about the rain, gets some friends to help "rain hell" on Tidmouth.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has been a weird month for collecting.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Malevolent War Crime Avenging Skreeonking.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are two kinds of Percy. Not A Single Neuron Firing Behind Those Eyes Percy and Dreamwave Animnated Feature Poster Percy.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yeah. That's the shit.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bruticus' right shin arrived.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So while sorting out bots for sale chucked Amongus Prime here in the pile because I didn't gel with him on purchase. But as I took him out I just can't really let him go. He's just so weird yet cool looking that I can't really decide he sucks. Plus he has a sycthe. Scythes are cool.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Those Three Jerks.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn't see your post before this. Yeah I can understand some of the issues. But I've gone through this about 30 odd times at this point as a TF fan. For some fans the reboot was the most important day for their fabdom.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One day I will stop making this joke. Today is not that day.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Thomas ep dropped. Henry is in it. HE'S AN ANXIOUS NEUROTIC MESS I WANT TO HUG HIM.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Latest lot of facetrains.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What image do you have on your phone that made Gordon do this?
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mr Slate and Cobra Commander waiting for Dr. Claw to show up.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same energy.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT HIM! I knew this was gonna be good cos of the Thundercracker but there ain't nowt quite like a Starscream. Also they NAILED the shit eating-grin.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finished my custom "Diapet" Henry. The face is slightly less terrifying.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So I 3D printed a Henry face anbd JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Need my sandpander STAT!
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Custom "Diapet" Henry is pretty much done, barring touch ups (wheels mainly). Just gotta 3D print and paint the face. I am jealous of people who paint well, looking @herculepyro.bsky.social, but it's one of my better attempts. Also Airfix trains from the 80's are nightmares to reassemble.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I have only known Henry for 25 minutes, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on the planet and then myself."
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wonders of Sodor: SCP Edition
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only got to fart around with Onslaught a bit but he's pretty much what I wanted. Eell articulated, fun to transform and solid as fuck. Found a suitable gun, old Siege Megs cannon barrel, even have a place for it in vehicle mode. Tomorrow will be Brutal...
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No but it does put in mind my latest creation.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OK THE THOMAS FANDOM GOT WEIRD.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@rayematthews.bsky.social when she asks me why my sudden love of the Thomas & Friends franchise, I take a deep breath and set up the PowerPoint presentation.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A number of nominal non-Nemisi.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Painting a train.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
EVEN HE WARM.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"So Lothar, you've been active in the Thomas & Friends fandom for a month now. Tell me, what contributions have you made to the discourse?" "Wellllllllll..."
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Got this for six quid.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I bought more Tommy Tank shite. Jesus Christ Harold the Helicopter is terrifying. And a hould be voiced by Patrick Warburton. But I just wanna hug Toby. Loving Diapet Gordon and Plarail Henry.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Squatwave.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"So...Henry?" "Yes Thomas?" "We gonna talk about what happened then?" "Don't know what you mean." "To Gordon." "Nothing to talk about." "So we're just gonna igno-" "I'VE BEEN ILL."
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not many bots... But a lot of face trains in July.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bots of July. Small acqusitions.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Quote/post your obsessions in one image.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Noice. Don't have any of the older stuff but do have "Long Gordon" of the more recent line.
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Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fair.
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