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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Glad you’re enjoying!!!
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On the final week of SPRAGUE HASN’T SEEN, we watch Barry Jenkins’ Best Picture-winning MOONLIGHT! Joining us is Golden Globe-winning Abbott Elementary and Harley Quinn showrunner and Sh*t My Dad Says author @justinhalpern.bsky.social! Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
The poster for Moonlight, a pic of Justin Halpern, and the SHS logo
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mom wasn’t around in the dark ages vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Available anywhere you buy books!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You are my rapsodo audience. Thanks for reading the book! Hope you like it!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Can’t tell a Central Valley story without Korn
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hey thank you!
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Book 12 is @justinhalpern.bsky.social debut novel, Get Lost. I knew I would like this from the first chapter featuring a baseball scout telling a parent their kid sucks and to fuck off. Dix is the type of character who you don’t necessarily like but want to root for. Finished it in roughly a day
Cover for Get Lost by Justin Halpern. Features the silhouettes of a man and woman running from a Red and White lighthouse
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Highest compliment I could get thank you
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed!
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cmalloy2010 @cmalloy2010.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@justinhalpern.bsky.social ‘s new novel Get Lost is the perfect vacation read
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glad you enjoyed!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He’s a modern day sham wow guy
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh hell yeah! Hope you enjoy!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My mom isn’t jarred pig detritus vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey thank you! Hope you enjoy!
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
12. Get Lost by @justinhalpern.bsky.social. 2 parts Hiaasen, 1 part Leonard. A compelling pair of protagonists and countless hilarious character details of Central Valley misfits. Extremely fast and propulsive read. I'm gonna be pissed if this doesn't become a movie.
Get Lost by Justin Halpern
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Brox @broxey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I read this entire book in like 5 hours. Very fun.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh hell yeah, @justinhalpern.bsky.social is back on The Distraction. art19.com/shows/the-di...
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What If We Tried To Win? with Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern (writer/producer, Abbott Elementary, Sh*t My Dad Says) has a new book, Get Lost, and he here’s to talk about how he wrote it with Drew and Roth. But first, Roth and Justin must commiser...
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New Frotcast! @justinhalpern.bsky.social returns to discuss his new novel, 'Get Lost,' plus the lore of Lady G. www.patreon.com/frotcast/pos...
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
BOOK REC: Just finished the debut novel of @justinhalpern.bsky.social today and it fucking rocked. He’s my friend so I’m biased but I also know a goodass beach read when I blow through one in two days. cardinal-publishing.com/titles/justi...
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Get Lost
From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says, a fast-paced and hilarious thriller about a young woman who reluctantly teams up with h...
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Incredible piece of work.
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My mom doesn’t have a non methylene formula Vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My mom doesn’t monetize her social media vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My mom never overstays her welcome vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
@vincemancini.bsky.social Vince didnt ur mom get a full ride to judge meat
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
100%
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
We had to rewrite on the fly. The story was originally he was in a massive slump and Barbara was trying to get him out of it and then of course he mashed a billion taters
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My mom doesn’t wear bordered blazers vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
My mom isn’t a small indie film with Oscar aspirations vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
My mom has both her lungs Vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Vince my mom is not into “fitness” or “room forty” or any of your childless taunts. She’s a BofA lady idiot
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The funniest part about it was 80% of break users were teenage edgelords
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My mom isn’t an ancient artifact vince
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Patrick Cotnoir @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
A brand new episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social is out! We’re doing a commentary on the pilot of HARLEY QUINN with co-creators/co-writers: @pmschumacker.bsky.social and @justinhalpern.bsky.social! This show rules. Hope you’ll check this one out!
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You can’t see it but he’s holding a California burrito and arrogant bastard stone
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My mom hasn’t travelled outside the country in years because of her bad hip Vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My mom doesn’t have engravings on her vaginal wall vince
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
In honor of Hooters going under, here's @justinhalpern.bsky.social's story about Doink the Clown working there deadspin.com/the-greatest...
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Deadspin | The Greatest Doink The Clown Story Ever
Deadspin | The Greatest Doink The Clown Story Ever
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
My mom doesn’t associate with euros vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@vincemancini.bsky.social whoa Vince looks like your mom got her groove back
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Wow what a great 2010 day that was for you
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Put up a new substacks about gene hackman’s space heater. This is the sort of good stuff I’m here to offer the world justinhalpern.substack.com/p/mummified
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Mummified
I went to a really shitty public school.
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My mom doesn’t even know how to get to Apple TV+ vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
It was between me and 6 other writers but I loved Jesus the most so they gave it to me
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I started a substack for reasons unknown justinhalpern.substack.com/publish/post...
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My mom has never been to South America vince
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I haven’t brought anything good to this website. Gonna try and change that right now; I once took a shit next to the guy who played The Mentalist
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justinhalpern.bsky.social @justinhalpern.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My mom has never even been to Napa Vince
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