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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 11h
30-50 feral hogs have run into my field and eaten my sweetpotatoes
A sweetpotatoe lying in a field after being uprooted and eaten by feral hogs
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol espn cut to the new Stanley Cup banner and that thing is crooked as hell
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These rings are comically huge
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mom is apparently mad at me for not inviting her to something at our daughter’s school called grandparents day. I have no idea what that is, take it up with your granddaughter for not inviting you. All my grandparents are dead
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We love a gaudy championship ring when your team is the winner dont we folks?
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I think about the fact that there are people who are both NC State and Carolina Panthers fans and feel like they never have a nice weekend. Why would you do that to yourself
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just getting home and uhhh Panthers wyd?
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
John Oliver: Whoop-de-fucking-doo
ALT: John Oliver: Whoop-de-fucking-doo
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s so funny that Dave finally decides to try offense in a year where everyone is just over his shit
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Said it before, Dave is probably the ceiling of the program because he wins like 8 games a year but I’m ready to just be upset at someone else on Saturdays
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was a no win game tonight anyways, but Dave Doeren and CJ Bailey aren’t doing themselves any favors right now
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol after the way the last state game ended they start this week by fucking up the kickoff lolololololol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
College football is the undisputed funniest sport in the world
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol that is some juicy karma for Michigan
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Florida the best team in the country?
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does Tennessee get an onside kick with 90 seconds left and end the game not even crossing midfield lol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today was the first denim jacket day of the year and for that I am thankful
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Carolina Hurricanes remain the funniest hockey team in the league
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me seeing Kotkaniemi score in his potential last game with the hurricanes
static.klipy.com
Sad Crying
ALT: Sad Crying
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's so funny to me that the Hurricanes are playing in Greensboro today I guess to throw an olive branch to OG fans from that area, and Rod still sent a lineup with only 3 nhl players in it
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do you folks with e-mail jobs deal with the conference calls? Overhearing the amount of corporate LinkedIn speech on some of Emma’s calls makes me want to die
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think the thing I will always resent Dave Doeren for is not winning the first ever Pop-tarts Bowl
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Few days later and I guess I’m still shocked that Hayley Williams appears to have Stans that are just as insane as Taylor Swift fans. I guess do all pop stars have parasocial fans to this degree?
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@albhood.bsky.social hey Al do you know if there is a way to see what comments get deleted by the moderation team on Canes Country? My account was suspended and I have no idea what comment could have done it. Based on a reply I see I’m guessing autocorrect may have something to do with it
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back to back championships incoming
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tom Dundon is a criminal lol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I had Emma email and ask NC State about getting discounted faculty tickets for basketball this year and they emailed me today about it but I can't look at ticket prices on the website because there's a long ass queue for Metallica tickets lol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I left my headphones in my car over the weekend and drove Emma’s car to work today so I don’t have my headphones😭
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t really know or remember the backstory to the relationship but uhhhh Hayley Williams fans are being weird as hell about her ex-husband dying
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
KK can’t even be 1c as the only nhl player on the roster 😭
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Showing up to mass and just asking god “why” over and over while holding a nc state rosary
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There will never be a sillier ending. It’s not possible based on our current understanding of the laws of physics
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to fire Dave after that I do not care that cannot go unpunished
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could shut down the entire nc state athletic department and I would not care at this point
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want everyone to know that I called this
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
JUST FUCKING FALL DOWN YOU IDIOT
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IT FUCKING HAPPENED
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just envision state trying to run this 6 seconds off but fumbling in the end zone and losing
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can they actually run the clock out though?
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every NC State fan knows this loss is coming and there’s no stopping it
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This play calling makes no sense to me. Run on 2nd down gets you to the 2 minute mark and you’re down to like 1:40 after the 3rd down play
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol a double pass for 6 yards lololololol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok I know he suffered a tragic personal loss last season but man DJ Eliot is bad at his job
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s a big time drive and throw from CJ Bailey
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At this point it’s kind of like yeah Dave Doeren and winning 8 games a year is probably the best that nc state can do but after 14 years I’m just kind of ready to get mad and annoyed by someone else on the sidelines
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s awful from CJ
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
CJ Bailey is in all honesty a perfectly mid qb
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only leverage Nikishin has is how bad that second power play unit is lol
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ohhhh this is what they mean when they say that AI is going to kill us all. It’s going to start a nuclear holocaust because it’s stupid as shit and so are the people buying into it
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Bennett @bennjeff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This looks like AI slop to me and I don't care for it. Like the idea but kind of hate the execution
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