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Jeff Whitmire

@jeffwhitmire.bsky.social
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The "Weird Al" of Horror! I write funny parody and original songs about horror movies! Horror and music lover. He/Him YouTube: youtube.com/@jeffwhitmire47?si=LzHj…

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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She and I got to open for Tim Cappello's concert at Creature Feature!! It was such a fun night and I got to chat about music, Cop Rock, and cats with her. I hope you do get to meet her!
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's an amazing singer and absolute sweetheart!! #FrightClub
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#XFilesLive AND #FrightClub! Holla!!
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for joining Sean!! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for joining Judy! #XFilesLive
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Sahar @sahar009.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also would anyone be interested in restarting the entire rewatch? #xfileslive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s all for “Nothing Lasts Forever”! Join us next time (one more time) when we watch “My Struggle IV”! Until then, take care and stay spooky! #XFilesLive @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Open the door, federal agents." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agreed. It definitely felt allegorical
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Scully... you stink." || "Thanks, Mulder. My fall was broken by decade's worth of trash. But I'm okay." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m never watching Star Wars A New Hope again, Mulder #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I may not believe in God, but I believe in you. Therefore, I speak to him through you. So it's a transitive property of equality. If A equals B and B equals C... therefore A equals C. Reason and faith in harmony. Isn't that why we're so good together?" || "Are we together?" #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😭😭😭😭😭 #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I don't know if any God is listening, but I am standing right here. And I'm listening. Right beside you. I'm all ears. That's my choice." || "That's not my 4-year-old self looking for a miracle. That's my leap of faith forward. And I'd like to do it together." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive. Next week....I can't believe I'm about to say this...we finish the entire show with "My Struggle IV!" Have a great week and see you soon! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mulder: How does that work! Does your back pain go away? Scully: Mulder, not now! #XFilesLive
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Judy Pancoast @judypancoast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m a genie in a bottle baybeh. #xfileslive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are we sure this isn't the album cover for an emo band? #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I'm sorry, but we're looking for Barbara Beaumont." || "You really don't recognize me? It's... I'm Barbara. I'm Barbara Beaumont." || "We're looking for an 85-year-old woman." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t stop her Mulder! #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I did repay. My sister is here." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You've surgically attached yourself to the girl?" #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be careful Scully. We only have the FBI reserved hospital room for one more episode. #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh and side note, I have something to send you. I can probably get it over after the show. I'm so sorry for the delay....life got a little crazy for a bit.
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But you have to join our last show!!!
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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚀 BlueSky trending hashtags (15m): #섹블 #art #nsfw #oc #furryart #vore #doodle #photography #xfileslive #polqc #furry #wweraw #illustration #gamedev #digitalart
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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥 BlueSky trending hashtags (30m): #xfileslive #art #nsfw #oc #furryart #furry #doodle #vore #photography #tcmparty #gamedev #polqc #commission #eck #libeledlady
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Trending Tags (Beta) @trendtags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🌟 BlueSky trending hashtags (1h): #art #xfileslive #furry #furryart #nsfw #oc #photography #maddow #gamedev #tcmparty #birds #vore #quemamacuida #sonic #libeledlady
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is making my back hurt #XFilesLive
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Invader Zim's Agonizing Back Pain
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"DO YOU NEED A MEDICAL DOCTOR IN THERE?!" #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The only person I know is Barbara Beaumont. She's owned this building for over 40 years." || "Barbara Bea Beaumont. Child actor. Our Gang Shorts. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. TV Westerns. Dragnet. The Barbara Beaumont Show, 1967." #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If this doesn’t make you leave your cult, well… #XFilesLive
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My Ears Ear Bleed
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Episode 9. Last episode next week.... 😭😭😭😭 #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like this guy's death could have been done a lot quicker than they did... #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Using an innocent sounding song during a menacing scene!!! Love it!!! #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Organs first, kiss later maybe #XFilesLive
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Blancanieves No Kiss
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Jillbill @jillbill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What he was saying sounded more like philosophy than science. #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to get your turn in the bathroom here must be brutal! #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We spoke to Father Hardy at St. Joseph's. He said your daughter has been missing for almost two months? ... If we can come in, we might find something that would help us find your daughter." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You think she's involved?" || "I think she is. My gut tells me she is. My gut doesn't need glasses." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Psst. Honey don't talk about eating the seeds in front of the seeds!" #XFilesLive
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Sean Duschane @seanduschane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone is literally using the church to exact vengeance #XFilesLive
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Station19: Maya Bishop - Nothing New There
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well this is a twisted little episode, isn't it?! #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With 3 million viewers, this was the least watched episode of the season. It received favorable reviews from tv critics including Liz Shannon Miller of Indie Wire who called it one worth letting rattle around your brain in preparation for the finale. #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"After the first couple nights, I wasn't praying for [Charlie]. I was praying for a puppy. And we got one that Christmas. I thought God had performed a miracle." || "I finally know why I'm not a Christian, Scully. My parents never got me a puppy." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I need what you have. You always bear north, Mulder. No matter which way or how hard the wind blows against you." || "I think all I have... all any of us have... are the results of all the choices that we've made. And at the end of the day, we just hope that we made the right one." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I will repay. There's three bars missing. Someone is literally using the church to exact vengeance." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So Scully is way more into George Michael than Mike + the Mechanics. That....that was some serious music nerd humor there... 🤣🤣🤣 #XFilesLive
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JadeGal82 @jadeeyes1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heh...an ad for White Russian. Makes me want one. #XFilesLive
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