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Is this thing on? Horror junkie. Still figuring this place out…

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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 8h
Good morning. Starting the day off with V/H/S 94. Hope everyone has a good weekend.
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Weekend Is Loading - Alisa
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Tardis87Matt @tardis87matt.bsky.social · 18h
October on #GangDoesGiallo is masked killer month. And we're starting off with my pick of Alice, Sweet Alice. On Tubi and Shudder. @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @spendycakes.bsky.social @thatbrowncoat.bsky.social
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 22h
For the first movie of spooky season I’m rewatching V/H/S on Kanopy. What are your spooky season go to movies?
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Retro VHS Tape Insertion
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All I want is to go home, get in my pajamas, and watch horror movies. Is that too much to ask?
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Scary Movie Popcorn Reaction
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I put my Buffy rewatch on hold for months and months because I got to “The Body” and it didn’t feel right to skip it but I also couldn’t face it. Now I’m watching and sobbing. What an episode.
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Buffy Summers' Emotional 'Mommy?' Moment
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like a bad idea to touch all the evidence when everyone already seems to assume you did it. #GangDoesGiallo
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Patrick Star Says Uhhh
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure, let's tell Jack the Ripper 2.0 to head out and have some fun. #GangDoesGiallo
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Jennifer Lawrence Says 'Oh Ok, Yeah, Sure'
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"His brother is dead, wouldn't you be disturbed?" Don't expect Giallo cops to have that kind of emotional intelligence. #GangDoesGiallo
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Han's Iconic 'Nah' Moment from Fast X
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She really thought it was the twin watching her and she was clearly not altogether mad at the thought. #GangDoesGiallo
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Kenan Thompson's 'You Sure?' Expression
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1, 2, Jack the Ripper is coming for you. 3, 4, better lock all your windows and doors. #GangDoesGiallo
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Freddy Krueger: 'You Know It' Scary Moment
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I started it up again it was several minutes behind then when I skipped ahead it sent me straight to ads. #GangDoesGiallo
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Fatima Says Stop It
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whelp, my internet is out again so I may have to finish this later. Very annoying. #GangDoesGiallo
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Spongebob Rainbow Annoying Meme
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Dammit! We're f$%^ed!" Classic Giallo cops. #GangDoesGiallo
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Classic Alsmiffy: Alex Smith's OK Sign
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally got it going again. Yay, technology. #GangDoesGiallo
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MAFS: Woman's Eye Roll While Drinking Wine
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry folks, dealing with technical issues. My wifi appears to have gone out. Not sure what's going on. #GangDoesGiallo
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State Champs: Please Standby, Technical Difficulties
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"An eyewitness couldn't tell them apart." Well one twin appears to have an eye scar if that's relevant. No one seems to be acknowledging that. #GangDoesGiallo
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Emma Caulfield: That's All I'm Saying
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aw, they're playing Light as a feather, stiff as a board! #GangDoesGiallo
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The Craft Light Asa Feather
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always thought it would be so cool to have a twin. #GangDoesGiallo
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Double Trouble
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh, twins with telepathic dreams! It's so soap-y, I love it! #GangDoesGiallo
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Woman Gasps in Spanish
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So that was all a nightmare? Or was it? #GangDoesGiallo
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Skeptical Fry from Futurama
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"You stupid pr!ck, come back here! Don't you know how to drive?!" Me to the guy who caused me to total my car sounded right about that way. #GangDoesGiallo
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Jim Carrey: Lot Of Bad Drivers Out There
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have had some ads but at least Amazon doesn't stick me with all the god awful political ads. #GangDoesGiallo
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LaLa Ri Says 'It's So Horrible!'
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Post Mortem Knife" is the name of my next Giallo cover band. #GangDoesGiallo
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Lukas Cestovas: Yellow Suit Dance Performance
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What ails them can't be cured by your morality." Preach, Spader. #GangDoesGiallo
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James Spader's Signature Smirk in The Blacklist
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wearing a blazer and a baseball cap is an interesting style decision. #GangDoesGiallo
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Boy's Fashion Style Dance
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
James Spader has always been such a delightful weirdo. #GangDoesGiallo
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Robert California: The Lizard King Reveal
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What do you make of all this?" "We must stop him." Very astute and original. #GangDoesGiallo
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X-Men '97 Beast: Astute Observation
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pressing play on "Jack's Back" with #GangDoesGiallo now on Amazon Prime! This is a first watch for me.
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Jack Nicholson: Here's Jack! The Shining
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's been a long week and it's only Tuesday. It's been productive but it's a lot. A girl is tired.
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Arya Stark from Game of Thrones
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tonight on #GangDoesGiallo !!
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"That woman went up in flames. [Maybe it was the candles.] Maybe it was the gates of Hell. Let's get out of this town, Mulder." || "There is no getting out of this town, Scully. Not these days." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you for joining us for #XFilesLive! We'll be back next week with "Nothing Lasts Forever!" Have a great week and see you soon! @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s all for “Familiar”! Join us next week when we watch “Nothing Lasts Forever”! Until then, take care and stay spooky! #XFilesLive @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social @allllright.bsky.social
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Anna! Put the book down. Anna, drop the book." || "No, I can end this. Please." || "No. You may have tapped into something... you can't control." #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our mind meld continues! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. Chuckleteeth should've been a bigger horror icon! #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There's something missing. A grimoire. It has instructions for summoning spirits and demons." || "...where are we going" || "Back to the scene of the crime." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Should we exchange insurance information? Woof!" #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Mr. Chuckleteeth, we all love you so, stay with us forever and never let us go... Mr. Chuckleteeth, it's time to say farewell. If you try to run away... we'll send you straight to hell!" #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy should have been given his own horror franchise. #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Time has a way of shedding light on injustices. Especially in this part of the country." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"There will be two injustices here. The death of an innocent man and the release of a guilty officer." || "What makes you so sure, Mulder?" || "It's small town justice. They have their scapegoat, their predator." #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn. This episode is intense!! #XFilesLive
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Jeff Whitmire @jeffwhitmire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I......did not see that coming." #XFilesLive
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Everyone Is a Critic @everyoneisacritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They look like they're posing for a magazine cover or something. #XFilesLive
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Jillbill @jillbill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a salt circle. #XFilesLive
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Dean Winchester Wink
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"So you think Chief Strong unleashed something?" || "I think someone has put a curse on this town, Scully... and maybe unwittingly opened the gates of hell." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What's your part in all of this?" || "I am a lustful man. An adulterer... and now my own daughter. God. What have I done? See, I'm being punished. I've opened the gates of hell." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"You know what this is? This is a magic circle. In witchcraft, magic circles are used to summon spirits and demons. When casting spells or curses. The salt protects the caster from the demons unleashed." || "Mulder, this is protecting no one, and you can't do this." #XFilesLive
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jez @gestureland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"It's too perfect. I don't like perfect like that. Makes me uncomfortable." || "Well, sometimes the simplest of competing theories is actually the right one." #XFilesLive
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