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White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
WASHINGTON—Assuring Americans that a routine medical exam had confirmed the president had no pressing health concerns, Capt. Sean Barbabella, the director of the White House Medical Unit, claimed Wedn...
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JJK, I'm going Gojo, six-eye technique
Demon Slayer, katana slice, all demigods must bleed
Chainsaw Man, I'm the rap devil, who the fuck tryin' me? (Who?)
Hunter x Hunter, I'm like Killua goin' Godspeed
JJK, blood manipulate, Choso gang affiliate
Mobbin' Tokyo, curse assimilate, out the underworld, we originate, yeah
Fushiguro, all my dogs shikigami
Yuji, shoot at them like Fuji, we don't hide the body, uh-huh
(What I'm 'bout to do?)
Solo level-up, I need the crystals
(I need all that; what?)
Neon Genesis, we came with missiles
(I camе with all that; uh)
DBZ, Krillin destructo disk (Boom)
Tapped in, nine tails, I'm goin' Naruto in this bitch (Go)
I'm goin' Liu Kang with thе kicks (Uh)
I'm goin' Pickle Green with the Ricks (Yeah)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56qus3qvjmy76yghmsas4bvk/bafkreie3ew3jk75oxj6272o777gpyakloeu7yjkaqoogfduvs6shphcp7a)
