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@halsparks.com
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I am indeed THE Hal Sparks… The Most Hal Sparks Hal Sparks that ever Hal Sparksed in the Halstory of Hal Sparksing. Star of Talk Soup, Queer as Folk, Dude, Where's My Car? and Lab Rats. InfotainmentWars.com

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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 20h
Just saw Digger. Unsolicited Opinion. It’s great. Largely because whatever you think it is, it isn’t. My first thought at the end was “Very Birdman”. Anybody else see it?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 04/10/2026
Beyond his bruised hands, it's also linked to..., - Bleeding in the gut causing unusual tiredness, dizziness, or paleness from slow blood loss - Bleeding in the Brain : Aspirin raises the risk of a hemorrhagic stroke. This dipshit is a walking advertisement for "consult your physician"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/10/2026
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: In my lawsuit, the FBI has admitted to having NINE Epstein files redaction training videos. TWO of them instructed agents to flag files with Trump’s name for supervisory review. I will cover at NOON PT here: youtube.com/live/dYiQOhP...
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LIVE: FBI’s Trump-Epstein Training Videos Finally DISCOVERED…
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 04/10/2026
The one positive thing about Russia and the MAGAts using social media as their primary manipulation point is that they forget that people actually have lives and talk to other humans.
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Aliosher @aliosher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@celerycaraway.bsky.social @cantstoplion.bsky.social @halsparks.com @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 04/10/2026
I think the thing that got me was one of these RFK Jr, thirst trap Hippy mom dipshits saying "If you're concerned about pasteurisation just boil the milk first" ... I'm like "Bitch what do you think FuCkING PaSTeuRIZaTioN IS?!?!" SMFH
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/10/2026
Katie Phang: "Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? You think it's a good use of taxpayers time and money to be able to do illegal redactions and withholds that are now forcing me to have to go and sue? Are you joking? But this is how Todd Blanche thinks."
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 03/10/2026
Alabama, folks….Alabama
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Dev Petty @devpetty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A plea to all you wonderful folks who are thinking to adopt (not buy) a dog or cat… The shelters are FILLED with animals who’ve been surrendered. Yesterday they had a bed and a family and now they are confused and terrified through no fault of their own. Consider giving them a next chapter.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 25/09/2026
You're welcome. An AI regulation that could pass congress tomorrow. @sanders.senate.gov - you want real ideas instead of just scaring the shit out of people? Call me. Stephanie Miller has my number
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 02/10/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social - Please let me come on and talk everyone down form the AI Doomer panic. Yours truly, H.A.L.
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HAL 9000: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
ALT: HAL 9000: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 02/10/2026
Love to!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 02/10/2026
I'd love to have @timnitgebru.blacksky.app on!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 02/10/2026
Oct. 30th! All HALlows Eve! Live at Flappers. Patreon supporters free + 1! (Patreon.com/HalSparks) fleapperscomedy.com for tix!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 01/10/2026
yikes!... is there a '28 Decades Later' sequel coming out?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 01/10/2026
Today at 4pm! I Am ReBranding America from the Ground (and Pound) up!! twitch.tv/halsparks YouTube : @infotainmentwars
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 30/09/2026
This is Not Difficult… @democrats.org *Call Me*
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Celery Caraway @celerycaraway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, we need more Democrats in Congress ASAP to pass sensible regulations of AI, like these offered up by the valiant Stoic Optimist @halsparks.com .
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Chad Slack @justchadwilliam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@halsparks.com said it best. “Schmitt was fishing in his own asshole.” 😂
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/09/2026
Anybody noticing how many scientists, programmers and AI techs are finally getting their big kid pants on and calling out the Doomers… finally And how much they are repeating what I have been saying all along?
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Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
ALT: Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 29/09/2026
This is what most people mean when they say AI bubble but they don't know it... also... we will shrug it off like the Dotcom bubble vs The gains from the existence of the internet. AI like politics... will be local.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 29/09/2026
AWWWWW Wildhorse.org! Love you all !!!
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The Mostri @mostri.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 29/09/2026
@sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social I really am trying to help.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 28/09/2026
“Hal… ya keep saying the AI CEOs are “in the business of putting themselves out of business” but what about MuH JeVOn’s Pairaducks?!” Well…I mathed it for ya. Once the function and efficiency of AI reaches a certain point, the need for data centers and foundation models collapses. You’re welcome
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Natalie Ziemba @natalieziemba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was awesome to be on with @halsparks.com on his #megaworldwide Show today! We discussed it all! www.youtube.com/live/N6QHMNZ...
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 26/09/2026
No surprise Queer As Folk didnt make the list . Eh @nytimes.com?
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 26/09/2026
Happy Birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social Proud to share Dolly Parton day with you!
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey Hey Hey everybody wish a big happy birthday to @halsparks.com !!
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Anton Barbashin @abarbashin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As soon as elections have passed, Russian Ministry of Economic Development has revised down their baseline forecast for 2027 from 2% to 0.2% The Bank of Russia has likewise lowered its 2026 GDP growth forecast to 0−1%, from 0.5−1.5% What comes next? @ruboyinthehood.bsky.social ridl.io/the-hangover/
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The Hangover – Riddle Russia
Nicholas Trickett’s economic summary of the week (September 21 — 25)
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 25/09/2026
Ummm...yeah... he was ALWAYS a scumbag.. FFS The "environmental lawyer" mask was crafted by the Kennedy family so he wouldn't single handedly destroy the family's legacy. FUUUUUUCK this dude
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 25/09/2026
You're welcome. An AI regulation that could pass congress tomorrow. @sanders.senate.gov - you want real ideas instead of just scaring the shit out of people? Call me. Stephanie Miller has my number
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 25/09/2026
The nerve of the people pearl clutching in disbelief at what Trump is doing. We fucking told you. The “its just the Lesser of Two Evils” crowd and the “I didnt vote for this” crowd deserve each other. FFS
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@driftglass.bsky.social @halsparks.com
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Shay @shamc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be sure to follow @halsparks.com www.youtube.com/live/Pxg-trX...
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HAL_SPARKS_MORNINGS_MEGAWORLDWIDE
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/09/2026
Anybody noticing how many scientists, programmers and AI techs are finally getting their big kid pants on and calling out the Doomers… finally And how much they are repeating what I have been saying all along?
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Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
ALT: Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/09/2026
The “Trust the science” folks seem to be completely willing to chuck that out the window and opt for “Trust the Billionaires”. LLMs will not, cannot, ever achieve consciousness. Please stop. We need reasonable, well thought out rules and regs… not a panic economy youtu.be/6xQ8LQfkBg4?...
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MIT Just Found a Hard Limit in LLM Scaling, and Money Won't Fix It
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/09/2026
Good Lord, that’s Adorable 😊
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 22/09/2026
Narrator: “As it turned out… that’s not what happened after all and Little Marco was ..once again… talking out of his butthole”
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George @kc8rjs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A very high likelihood that is the absolute fact, plus questions on the Iran casualties.
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PCH @pchone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I could not agree more.
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Sherry Rome @sherryrome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This 100%!! 👇
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CantStopLion @cantstoplion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump THREATENS FRIENDS! Wheezing SENILE Frail FEARS DEATH NEAR "l'll take electrocution" FEED CUT! youtu.be/ESQOLh1LjFM cc: @halsparks.com
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Trump THREATENS FRIENDS! Wheezing SENILE Frail FEARS DEATH NEAR "l'll take electrocution" FEED CUT!
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 21/09/2026
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User: halsparks.com
Content: The only value for a reporter being in the Whitehouse is to track Trump’s cognitive and physical decline.

The press conferences are bullshit, his answers to questions are dogshit and statements from “administration officials” on or off the record are straight up propaganda.
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Sheila Friend @slfriend79.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
. @halsparks.com MEGAWORLDWIDE: @briankarem.bsky.social AND TRUMP'S WAR ON THE CONSTITUTION - 09/21/2026 www.youtube.com/live/S6o7ezV...
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BRIAN KAREM AND TRUMP'S WAR ON THE CONSTITUTION
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 21/09/2026
TUESDAY: at the World Famous Whiskey A Gogo on the Sunset Strip! THE ULTIMATE JAM NIGHT RETURNS! Come see a man have more fun than anyone deserves Who knows, might be contagious!
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 20/09/2026
The only value for a reporter being in the Whitehouse is to track Trump’s cognitive and physical decline. The press conferences are bullshit, his answers to questions are dogshit and statements from “administration officials” on or off the record are straight up propaganda.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 20/09/2026
You’re thinking of “Brand’s Conundrum” where a rapey person, pretends to be Christianin in an attempt to seem less rapey, but by doing so confirms their identity as a rapey, rapist.
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Hal Sparks @halsparks.com · 20/09/2026
Trump didnt kick CNN and MSNOW and others out of the Whitehouse to deny them access to information… he kicked them out because the next time he has a stroke it will be on camera and he only wants friendlies in the room.
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