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Der Witzboldt

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GER/ENG🏳️‍🌈 Any pronouns are ok| 30| Autistic, Retro Gamer, Otaku, Foodie, Art Enjoyer & Horny| Sometimes funny| Twitch: twitch.tv/derwitzboldt YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCJWsZGvhGb…?

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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was ist eigentlich euer Lieblingssong von Gary Garnele und die Gehängten?
Gary Garnele und die Gehängten aus der SpongeBob Hausparty Episode.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would argue this is a direct effect of onlyfans-style creators owning their own business, so to say
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Canadia🍁 @canadiananiguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Samus when she's feeling a little hungry - Metroid Ravenous
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Character designs by Steve Purcell for The Curse of Monkey Island (canceled), dir. David Carson, Lucasfilm
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Das W in Der Witzboldt steht für Pommes.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be Good - Gator Days
Be Good - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator boy.
 
Hannah - Goat - Gustopher's classmate.
 
Transcript

Panel 1

Setting - In the schoolyard during lunch.

Gustopher and Hannah are sitting on a bench. Gustopher is looking at one of his tests while Hannah is eating a sandwich.

Gustopher: I got a C again. How did you do?

Hannah: I got an A.

Panel 2

Gustopher leans back with a look of mild frustration.

Gustopher: How did you get to be so good at everything.

Hannah stops eating and gets caught up in her thoughts for a moment.

Panel 3

Hannah starts to frown as she has one repeating thought.

Hannah (thinking): I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD! I HAVE TO BE GOOD!

Panel 4

Hannah just looks down at her sandwich and tries to ignore her thoughts.

Hannah: I don't know.
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Als jemand der kein GTA Fan ist bin ich immer dafür, wenn ein anderer großer Titel zeitgleich zu GTA VI erscheint. Jedoch ist der andere große Titel ein Remake zu einem Spiel aus 1998, während GTA VI neu ist und tatsächlich auch ziemlich gut aussieht. Das ist wirklich die blödeste Timeline.
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Jessjessdraws @jessjessdraws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Samus
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Gab Madrid 🔥 @gabmadrid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GIRL DINNER. Metroid Ravenous fanart
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Rose @cateille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
links!!
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026
the thing i find most strange about this current wave of pr about don’t worry you can skip the grinding, you can speed up the cutscenes, don’t even worry man is that ff7 (original) is so simple it was a not insignificant of people’s literal first game ever and it sold a billion playstations
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Solar🖊 @solarspinner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 21/09/2026
Raise your hand if you don’t give a fuck what bathroom people use 🙋🏻‍♂️
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Grantasy Star IV: The End of the Sillynium @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Akira Toriyama is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#metroidravenous
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gorillaz frontman Damon Albarn waves a Palestinian flag on stage while urging fans to speak out for Gaza: “Don’t forget this—ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral.”
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mit @mitsame.art · 20/09/2026
i realized i could draw whatever i want so i drew them together
aerith gainsborough from final fantasy vii and shadow from the sonic the hedgehog series posing together. aerith has her back facing shadow, looking at the viewer while holding her guard stick. shadow leans forward, holding a green chaos emerald
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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MasterSauce @mastersauce.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE, 30-YEAR-OLD FURRY ARTIST??? #shitpost
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ich mag wie Mario tanzt, wenn seine Party Mitglieder Level aufsteigen. #SuperMarioRPG
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.
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fie 🩷 @fiabolic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
retro zelda
Illustration of Princess Zelda from Skyward Sword standing with her hand on her hip, smiling, with text that says "I'm still your Zelda" below
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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ff9 - zidane stealing steiner's sword (2020)
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haben Zentristen, die sich über den Linksextremismus Gedanken machen, sich schonmal über den Zentrismus Extremismus Gedanken gemacht? Tja, Schachmatt.
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Eli ☆ @waldprinz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Wolf) Link to cope with no Twilight Princess news
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what Sheeran should have done and perhaps would have done if he’d grown up Irish. They have so much more to lose than he does, but immediately made the right call at great professional expense. Support for human rights isn’t a political stance, it just requires intelligence and integrity.
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👑:3c 💜 @nocheamarga.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@ loser ass “neutral” celebs
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Funfact zu DKC2: Wenn man 2 Käfer aneinander prallen lässt gibt es einen kurzen Frame Window in welchem man ein leeres Objekt aufheben kann. Dieses leere Objekt wird dann gefüllt durch das nächste Objekt mit der selben ID, was in diesem Fall der Seehund ist. #DKC2
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Habe jetzt auch endlich zur Switch 2 gegriffen.
Eine Nintendo Switch 2 Spielekonsole wie sie leibt und lebt.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Simmsy (COMMS OPEN) @simmsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Malon
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ich bin froh dass Mythras Kind endlich revealed wurde und diese dämliche Fantheorie mit Dirk endlich begraben wurde. #XenobladeChronicles3
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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いちごろ @1ch56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
意志を継ぐ者たち / suX3ssors #ゼノブレイド3
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Rose⁺ @mewmus.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
When therapy teaches "you don't owe anyone anything" it's to understand "you are not others expectations of you" or "no one is entitled to your body or time" NOT you should be an antisocial ass to everyone This is meant to protect from those that would abuse your kindness, not an excuse to be mean
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
take notice of how quickly people jumped onto various cope explanations for why the new zelda looks like that, meant to intellectualize it by tying it to theater or some historical art movement because they want to buy it. they always wanted to buy it. they just want to not feel stupid about it.
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