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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's no excuse for a modern civilization not to abolish this.

RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You "didn't see this coming?" Well neither could I with your stupid ass LED flashbang headlights beaming directly into my rearview, so boo fucking hoo bitch, learn to bike

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm not an accelerationist, I don't think an oil crisis will cause some sort of socialist revolution to rise from the ashes, I just enjoy watching pickup truck owners suffer. Why bother pretending it's any deeper than that?

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

All the political cartoonists here are posting their original 9/11 work, and I just want to say, our local paper's cartoon page was how I kept up with current events in those scary days when I was too young for long-form journalism but desperate to learn more about the grownup world. So, thank you.

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

(Some context: I recently tweeted photos of a Flock camera on a local bike path, despite there being no license plates. It went so viral that Flock actually responded, kinda accidentally confirmed that they're more than just plate readers, and got dogpiled so bad they started disabling replies. Lol)

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Lincoln would have mixed feelings today because on the one hand he loved combat sports, but on the other hand this is all very spiritually southern

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Seeing the Monster logo raised above the White House should be a joyous occasion but not like this, not like this

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This is a Dick Cheney quote with "terrorists" replaced by "conservatives," isn't it?

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I believe this is an acceptable tradeoff to keep the state from executing innocent people by mistake.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

My opposition to the death penalty has nothing to do with whether someone deserves to die.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Well I don't support the death penalty, but we absolutely should've barred them from public office and redistributed all their land among former slaves

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

That's just a normal map of the south

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

This almost looks like an ad, "Our premium dead babies have 17 million neurons, that's 20% more neurons than Kirkland brand for the same low price! Call today for a quote on bulk delivery"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Regarding UFOs, I stand by my theory of Reverse Posadism, in which Musk and Bezos have proven that the first alien visitors will most likely be rich asshole tourists whose ships should be shot down on sight.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This is why you don't ignore the "check oil" light, folks

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I honestly think he's doing this just to spite the Americans who try to flee.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"American teacher noted for unusually well-written mass shooting manifesto" is the most Onion headline imaginable

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If it was a false flag they would've used explosives so Trump could say "the left bombed at the WHCD"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Christians are furious at Trump right now. No, not because of Epstein or the Iranian children's school he bombed, because the meme of himself as Jesus has a distorted AI figure in the background with "demonic horns." None of these people have grown a conscience.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

MAGA is indeed a fragile coalition that can easily fracture BUT... the fault line won't be any of Trump's crimes, it'll be some weird esoteric religious thing that makes zero sense to anyone outside their bubble.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Don't fall into the trap of getting so focused on nukes that when Trump commits a horrific war crime with conventional bombs, it doesn't feel as serious

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

AI doesn't even know the difference between WWI and Vietnam

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

What Trump failed to recognize about constitutional originalists is that they actually believe in things. Often stupid things, but things nonetheless.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I know this isn't nearly the most important part of the Manosphere documentary but I cannot get over the kid who keeps pronouncing it "Louis The-rucks"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Find another strait and rename it Hormuz so Iran gets confused and sends all its drones over there instead

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The neocon lie about "spreading democracy" was such obvious bullshit that we on the left never gave it much thought, which is why it's so jarring to realize that whole swathes of the right believed it 100% and have been seething with rage about it for twenty years

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Well, well, well. Perhaps the Fordrolet F-420 Ultra Ram V8 Predator Duty 6WD wasn't the ideal prepper vehicle after all.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Haven't drawn these two in a while, I wonder if they're still getting along

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

After living through all the airport security theater and color-coded terrorism alert charts of the Bush era, there is something weirdly refreshing about an administration that doesn't even pretend to give a shit about our safety

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Maybe not a Pulitzer Prize, but a MacArthur Fellowship for sure

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Never forget that this is happening because the JCPOA was an Obama thing

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