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99th Red Balloon

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Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly, but I have my doubts

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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h
@bird42.bsky.social Can I interest you in a classy Buzz Ball?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h
Christ on a bike! I hope she doesn't get Valerie Barlowed! youtu.be/qfRfRMPK_gM?...
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Coronation Street - Valerie Barlow is Electrocuted (1971)
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 6h
A bad manager uses their team as a shield. A good manager is a shield for their team
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h
The bus driver gave me a free ride home #notaeuphemism
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h
Shout-out to all the young people at the gig (20-somethings), apart from the guy in front of me who reeked of B.O. Dave Wakeling is home and you couldn't even be arsed to wash yourself and your shirt? Sacrilege
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 6h
Have just returned from seeing The Beat. Not only has it cheered me up, it's made up for the last time I saw them (Daveless), when I had a wee bit of a bad time. Anyway, Dave Wakeling looked at me and smiled *squeeeeee*. My crush is holding firm 🥰
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Clearing out the Sphinx
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The bin cleaners have once again parked outside my house to rattle the foundations
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deep
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're not voting BoJo back in, thank you
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We don't do that here in Blighty
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Billy Bear sliceable sossig
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me too 😂
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd like to be a sexy Jackie Stallone on Big Brother so that when people say "Jackie?", I can say "Yeah, Jackie" in that deadpan manner
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This person got the full Manc experience and they're complaining??!?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that why they've fucked with the film section so you can't see them A-Z anymore?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And they hit their teenage years and treat you like shit 👍
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another shit sleep for me 😩
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, one of the reasons I moved here was that I could wear weird and wonderful clothes and not get shit for it
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Manchester
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having an awful night's sleep and then going for a three mile stomp is rough
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lovely and sunny here
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Happy Cat Sunbathing
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think this means "Bring back Brookside"
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To the lad that barged past me on the bus when I was buying a ticket because his phone was about to die: your lack of forethought is not my problem, but your lack of patience and politeness is. Maybe if you walked the two stops instead of using the bus, you wouldn't be such a fat fuck 🖕
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've lost 7kg since the start of summer. I'd like to thank several heatwaves, Covid, flu and grief for the best diet ever
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Went to bed early last night and still ended up making toast in my sleep
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Giving you the sweet Manc weather to fully bring out the benefits of your anorak
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Warming up for my physical MOT by watching Serial Mom. I need to be in the right frame of mind if I'm going to get bodily fluids taken out of me
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's called shit, maybe you've merde of it
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a great turn of phrase here
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One for all the hag queens on my timeline www.reddit.com/r/funny/comm...
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you did call yourselves "the filthiest people alive."Well, what kind of credit rating do you think that is?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
30 years from now, I will finally get my wish (monsters being made out of crap from the skip) because World War 3 significantly reduced the budget
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did he go to heaven or Heaven?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hello to everyone who has suffered through the SATC/AJLT debacle
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Kim Cattrall: Sex In The City Wave
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have this in blue 💅
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this a test?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe this is me and Polish Vest Daddy
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever I think "Ooh, I'll listen to Andy Crane," he's never bloody on. My fault for attempting to listen to GHR, a station that never fails to piss me off
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm hoping to make a killing on pomanders on sticks and rabbits' feet
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Bring Out Your Dead
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To the kids at the back on the trampoline: you've been screaming for two hours on that thing. It's gone dark now. Go indoors and shut the fuck up
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Just Because
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a queen!! Lads can't hack being beaten at Tekken by a girl. Watched my boss sulk when I kicked his arse at Tekken 3 back in the day
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got my washing in just in time before the rain started 💪 I have got this down to a fine art
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World. Who would win in a fight between Digby and Clifford The Big Red Dog?
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My maple syrup addiction is coming along nicely. AND I've found my people www.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/...
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99th Red Balloon @99thredballoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chasing the ham wagon in dog heaven now. Sorry for your loss 😞
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