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Adele Carpenter

@97adele.bsky.social
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Kotlin/Java developer that likes to lift heavy things and speak at tech conferences

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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks! So nice you were there. I saw your generics talk at voxxed ams, I enjoyed it! 😊
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Thanks for your kind words 🥰 I really liked your talk and also loved meeting you!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fave talk at @amsterdam.voxxeddays.com so far is "Learning Modern Java the Playful Way". It's not easy to give a team talk but @piotrprz.bsky.social and @maritvandijk.bsky.social made it look effortless with amazing stage chemistry and top notch content! Java is in fact fun and always evolving 🤩
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
of course!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
We keep giving AI the fun jobs (coding, writing, making art) while we are stuck with the shit jobs (laundry, code reviews, resolving merge conflicts) what a disaster
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This has been a challenging talk to write, but I've been loving every second and I can't wait to step on stage to share it with you all!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Glad you enjoyed it! :) if you add me as a connection on LinkedIn I will accept and we can go from there
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
diva: a self-important person who is temperamental and difficult to please (typically used of a woman). man: a self-important person who is temperamental and difficult to please it tracks
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Hahaha Lotte said the same thing 😅
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One of the cool things about being a grown up is doing childish things, like having pizza for breakfast at a conference @ndcconferences.com
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Martin Mazur @mazur.ai · 22/05/2025
”The human element increases as technology matures” - @97adele.bsky.social #ndcoslo @ndcconferences.com
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Another queen with a self quote 😍 Gonna have to do this in my next talk 💪 @luckygirliegirl.bsky.social @ndcconferences.com
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Yess queen, love a good self-quote 😍 "Prompting is AI's way of letting your know how sloppy your requirements are" @noctovis.bsky.social @ndcconferences.com
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Much needed reality check at @ndcconferences.com Oslo opening keynote. Laila Bougria (@noctovis.bsky.social) explaining coding vs production grade software and how AI fits into that I'm fangirling hard 😍😍
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Thanks for coming, really enjoyed your talk and lovely to meet you!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Tech bros Do not greet your colleagues first thing in the morning with "You look tired" Of course I am tired, I am tired of your shit Think before you speak to another human
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
100% and it didn't take long bsky.app/profile/phat...
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Another OSS going commercial. It's light on specifics tho Will be interesting to see how this plays out www.jimmybogard.com/automapper-a...
jimmybogard.com
AutoMapper and MediatR Going Commercial
Yes, another one of "those posts". But tl;dr: In order to ensure the long-term sustainability of my OSS projects, I will be commercializing AutoMapper and MediatR. I did not post this on April 1st f...
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Voxxed Days Amsterdam @amsterdam.voxxeddays.com · 13/03/2025
✈️ Software Lessons from Aviation Disasters How can we, as engineers, learn from them? @97adele.bsky.social (from Trifork amsterdam) dives into real-world failures in Mayday Mark 2! More Software Lessons From Aviation Disasters amsterdam.voxxeddays.com
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Yeah wild!!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Loved seeing you!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Live demo of using heart rate, via a HR monitor, to set the bpm of the track Super fun talk by @rowdy.codes at #swetugg Perfect close to Day 1 😍
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sorry for being sarcastic in the beginning but 1) it's just gone new year's and I am not sober and 2) sarcastic is my default setting anyway (but I can sometimes control it on the internet)
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
All my group chats that involve tech people are on signal (because WhatsApp became meta-fied and a large number of European tech folk object to this). The normies are on WhatsApp.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
You need different friends? I don't know what to say to this
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Yes, a lot.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It's amazing how many women love lifting weights and being strong once they get over the social programming of needing to be dainty. It's an act of rebellion in and of itself
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Beer with lunch at @cloudbrew.be because you can't hold a conf in a brewery and not serve beer! @itsrene.nl
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Sure. I wasnt completely happy with the wording of that sentence but I was out of characters and figures the point was clear enough. More accurately: we label far too much as inherently "good" and "bad"
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What about it is sus to you?
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Thanks for coming! Hope I wasn't a disappointment
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Yessssss
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Today at a tech conference a man asked me what I weigh. Just came out and asked it! And it was totally fine because he is a fellow powerlifter and we were discussing our best lifts Context matters Nothing is "good" or "bad". There is appropriate for the context and inappropriate for the context
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Magnus Mårtensson @noopman.com · 11/12/2024
It is time for www.cloudbrew.be w. great friends! #Azure #cloud #community #mvpbuzz @noctovis.bsky.social @rikhepworth.com @97adele.bsky.social @djohnnie.joho.me @stack72.dev @alexandair.bsky.social @ba.4bes.nl @samvanhoutte.net @denniedeclercq.bsky.social @joonasw.net
cloudbrew.be
CloudBrew - The best two-day Azure conference in Europe
A two-day conference by AZUG, the Belgium Microsoft Azure User Group
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I have short legs, so the temptation is to lower the seat Rookie mistake The goal is to train the rear deltoid. So the handles are best at shoulder height. This counterintuitively means the seat at max with a pad on top! Don't sacrifice your goals to fit the tools. Make the tools fit your goals.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Just because something is ubiquitous doesn't mean that it is simple or easy. Some examples: - Mobile applications - The web - Periods
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Yesss good on you! Pink is awesome 🦄🦄
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Thanks Rendle!
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Does internalised misogyny look good on anyone?
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
At 37, as a "tomboy" engineer that lifts weights, I am finally embracing the fact that pink is the best colour. So I dyed my hair. I have shunned pink my whole life as "too girly". Maybe it's just girly because we have better taste? Internalised misogyny can come in the wildest forms
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Sooo excited for NDC Melbourne! The speaker line up is SOLID. Can't believe I made the cut to be tagged in this post to be honest 😅
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
No silent letters? Small time.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Affirmative yaps and face licking of course
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Lap dog (noun): an employee, normally in middle management, who gets carried around, is in all the meetings, is pampered, but has no balls and no power
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Indeed that is a great talk! But fallibility is exactly why you would get the option to submit anyway. I think the problem is a lot of speakers just don't know how canned some turns of phrase really are. "in the ever evolving landscape of X" is decent copy. But not if everyone else is doing it.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
100%, the point of the feature would be to avoid lazy prompting and mindless submission of canned answers that the poor PCs have to wade through. GPT use in and of itself is not a bad thing.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Well yes, the full feature would be some kind of detection for canned gpt drivel. And then tell the submitter it's been flagged as such. Up to the submitter then to decide what they do. If they submit anyway, that abstract can be flagged for the PC.
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Regex is def more elegant tho. I should not social media from the bar
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Why do that when you can just human centipede the abstract back into gpt?
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Adele Carpenter @97adele.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Cry now or cry later. The choice is yours
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