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The kind of sports reporting I live for: "There's always next year. Unless we die."

Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 13h

Humans are messy. We triumph and we fail and we spend way too much time focused on things that don’t matter. I spent most of this season trying to figure out what went wrong with the Seattle Mariners, and my best guess (short of insane conspiracy theories)? They were, simply, human.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m so sorry to hear this, Brent. Thinking of you both, and am grateful you shared some of her story and photos with us.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Sitting in a circle, dissecting Taylor Swift’s new release] Well, I know she didn’t write this one for Ichiro

A screenshot of Taylor Swift’s new song “Cleveland!”

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He’s literally self-actualizing as we watch

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Hoby Milner had a tough debut for the Seattle Mariners. That can't hurt him. @95coffeespoons.bsky.social has Hoby on the brain. www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

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About Last Night: Dark side of the debut

An ode to the Other Debut at Fenway Park

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Two rookies diverged in a Mariners dugout

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This story from @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social has everything: Wildly irresponsible wielding of wealth, class divides in a small town, a Willy Wonka metaphor that made me laugh out loud, and even more reasons to be appalled by the Angels. One of my favorite baseball pieces of the year.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Amidst some of the most exciting and meaningful baseball in the Mariners’ history, Luis Castillo headlined two of my most joyful memories as a Seattle fan: His acquisition in 2022, when they (finally!) went all in; and this, his home debut, which felt like pure magic youtu.be/kOlvT4ed1ZE?...

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Yankees vs. Mariners Game Highlights (8/9/22) | MLB Highlights

YouTube video by MLB

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If we don’t have good vibes, damnit, what else do we have? Congratulations!!

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It brings me no pleasure to report that Jimothy entered the Salmon Run at the Mariners game today and, of course, won. Truly nothing is sacred.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

This year, I committed to watching Love Island for the first time, because I wanted to be able to understand and participate in the discourse. That same motivation inspired participation in my first mock draft. It was a real journey @lookoutlanding.bsky.social www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

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2026 MLB Mock Draft, Lookout Landing-style

A mock draft, Lookout Landing-style (it makes just as much sense as any of the rest of them)

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Bryan Woo setting a new record for most consecutive scoreless innings at T-Mobile Park on the night he hosted nine Seattle Children’s patients and families is magic ✨ (Photos from @ Mariners Instagram)

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Benny and eight of his fellow Seattle Children’s patients and their families are at the game tonight, and I genuinely cannot imagine better good luck charms

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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The last time the Mariners scored more than 3 runs was June 12, which was the same day Team USA won 4-1 (🤨👀). Since then, Belgium, Senegal, France, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Japan, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland, England, Norway, Sweden and Germany have all had matches where they’ve scored 4+

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Okay so what do I have to pay to see Nelson Cruz swing for the fences in Seattle again? I have no dependents and an increasingly-shrinking belief in the concept of retirement

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Happy 10-year anniversary to this game, which features a team of players I’ll still be able to name when I’m 80 and Dave Sims at his absolute, most incandescently unhinged best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUxj...

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Greatest Comeback in Franchise History

YouTube video by Seattle Mariners

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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Happy gaysball, friends!! ❤️❤️❤️

Very adorable friends sitting in the left field bleachers at T-Mobile Park. One is wearing a teal Mariners Pride jersey and there's a Pride flag hanging behind us

The Pride Night secret drink ("Pride Punch"). It's a pink drink in a round glass garnished with white chocolate covered strawberries, an orange slice, a maraschino cherry, some rock candy, and a sour rope, as well as various rainbow accoutrements.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Perfect people, perfect looking beverage, perfect giveaway jersey

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Inner monologue walking around Seattle before the Mets vs. Mariners series

The “they don’t know” meme or a man standing in the corner at a party, watching other couples dance. The text over the lonely guy reads “They don’t know that I’m wearing this 1996 Mets sweatshirt in tribute to legendary reliever Jerry Dipoto, and that there’s a 2016 Leonys Martin shirsey under it.” And the text over the couples reads “You couldn’t just be unwell one way?” And “Why would we care?”

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

“The boys can bang” - Julio Rodríguez

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Ryan Blake @swingsandtakes.com · 19/05/2026

Colt Emerson's dad: /crowd pop /stand "................... get the fuck outta here- Oh!"

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

“It’s just like a Little League game!” Angie, with all the warmth of a fellow former Little League mom 💕

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

In celebration of Colt Emerson’s debut, what’s your favorite player debut game? Fair warning: It’s tough to beat Kyle Lewis going yard off of Trevor B*uer www.mlb.com/whitesox/vid...

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CIN@SEA: Lewis crushes his 1st home run in MLB debut | 09/10/2019

Kyle Lewis notches his first career hit on his first MLB homer, a blast to left-center-field, tying the game at 1 as his parents celebrate

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Happy Kelenic-th day of being open to Gloom Coffee Bar, who promised free samples to @lookoutlanding.bsky.social readers and (unlike Jarred) certainly delivered. Great coffee, an impending NA cocktail program with drinks decidedly the opposite of gloomy, and just blocks from T-Mobile Park

A large assortment of empty glasses on the bar top and two fellas making funny poses behind them

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I have a lot of (currently unfounded, distinctly driven by emotion) questions about the particular stress of the splitter usage on his hand/fingers

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Munetaka Murakami's first 14 MLB extra-base hits have been home runs That extends the longest such streak to start a player’s MLB career since at least 1900 Prior longest: 10, 2016 Dae-ho Lee h/t @EliasSports

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

STRONGLY subscribing to this plot, particularly if it involves a former skating phenom who falls on hard times and then finds their joy and talent again in roller derby

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I’ve seen a lot of calls to fire Dan Wilson, and yelling about Cal/Julio/Naylor, and the mixed bag rotation, but I’ve yet to see anyone pointing fingers at the Mariners being 16-19 in the aggressively marketed Amazon fire tv era. When in doubt, blame Bezos

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

A page of funny fake baseball quotes from MLB players in the latest print edition of the Onion

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Inspired by the air horn echoing cavernously in the ninth inning of a lackluster, rainy losing game with approximately 984 people in attendance: Do you think there is a point when they turn off the air horn and/or “GET LOUD” pump up commands?

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Just because a man has been given a toolbox full of rusted pliers, children’s plastic scissors and the hammer from the Operation game, does not mean he himself is a bad instructor of carpentry (pardon the evolving and extended metaphor)

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Andrew Mason @masedenver.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Per @baseball_ref, the Rockies' 1-0 loss tonight was only their fourth 1-0 home defeat in club history, and their first such defeat in nearly 20 years, since Aug. 1, 2006.

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

We were really not appreciating a competent, healthy, locked-in-for-years third baseman enough

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Munetaka Murakami’s nine home runs are the most of any Japanese-born player in his first 23 MLB games He has three more than any other Japanese-born player in first 23 MLB games, ahead of Shohei Ohtani, who had six in his first 23 games as a hitter

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rockedfaces @rockedfaces.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Love this sign at the ballpark tonight 🥹🥹🥹

A fan in the upper deck at T-Mobile Park with a sign that says "Kindness is free. It's not hard to be a good person. - Josh Naylor"

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

In my occasional clubhouse interactions and by all other accounts, he was a genuinely good guy and always willing to try* *success definitely varied

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