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Isabelle Minasian

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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Sitting in a circle, dissecting Taylor Swift’s new release] Well, I know she didn’t write this one for Ichiro
A screenshot of Taylor Swift’s new song “Cleveland!”
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Two rookies diverged in a Mariners dugout
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bryan Woo setting a new record for most consecutive scoreless innings at T-Mobile Park on the night he hosted nine Seattle Children’s patients and families is magic ✨ (Photos from @ Mariners Instagram)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Okay so what do I have to pay to see Nelson Cruz swing for the fences in Seattle again? I have no dependents and an increasingly-shrinking belief in the concept of retirement
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Inner monologue walking around Seattle before the Mets vs. Mariners series
The “they don’t know” meme or a man standing in the corner at a party, watching other couples dance. The text over the lonely guy reads “They don’t know that I’m wearing this 1996 Mets sweatshirt in tribute to legendary reliever Jerry Dipoto, and that there’s a 2016 Leonys Martin shirsey under it.” And the text over the couples reads “You couldn’t just be unwell one way?” And “Why would we care?”
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Happy Kelenic-th day of being open to Gloom Coffee Bar, who promised free samples to @lookoutlanding.bsky.social readers and (unlike Jarred) certainly delivered. Great coffee, an impending NA cocktail program with drinks decidedly the opposite of gloomy, and just blocks from T-Mobile Park
A large assortment of empty glasses on the bar top and two fellas making funny poses behind them
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’ve seen a lot of calls to fire Dan Wilson, and yelling about Cal/Julio/Naylor, and the mixed bag rotation, but I’ve yet to see anyone pointing fingers at the Mariners being 16-19 in the aggressively marketed Amazon fire tv era. When in doubt, blame Bezos
T-Mobile Park on a sunny evening, with the Amazon Fire TV logo prominently featured
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A headshot of Marc Rzepcyznski, former bad Mariners reliever
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What are we doing here, y’all?
A listing of the souvenir Mariners ferry boat used to hold fries, priced at $95 on a resale site
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Had I known he just needed my presence I would have come to a game sooner
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Fixed
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Jr absolutely losing it amidst the confetti and triumphant music is perfection
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Please tag me in any ferry boats in the wild you see this year. Charmed to encounter this one at the opening of the new Aslan Brewing spot
The Mariners souvenir French fry ferry boat on the counter at Aslan Brewing, holding an assortment of Aslan stickers
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sunday Night Baseball on Peacock really affirming my newly-formed “Only One Reliever at a Time on a Broadcast” rule
A meme of two parts of a chain held together by a straining paper clip. Jason benetti is the paper clip, Ryan Rowland-Smith and Adam Ottavino are the opposite sides of the chain. Rick Manning is not pictured.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s rally ferry time
A person sitting at the Mariners game with the souvenir ferry boat upside down on top of their head
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
🇻🇪
The win probability chart of Venezuela vs Japan in the WBC quarterfinals, with the Team Venezuela logo drawn in the corresponding v shape
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
There’s no crowd like a WBC crowd (Not pictured: the full (and choreographed!) band playing for Team Japan)
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
They’re showing a full recap of the 2017 WBC as we’re in a rain delay in San Juan and this must be what it feels like to attend your high school reunion. Talk about formative years/players, phew
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If it were written by anyone else, I’d be furious. But based on Boob’s reporting record, Félix Hernández is now basically a lock for the Hall of Fame
Screenshot of a paragraph by Bob Nightengale, where he moronically writes, “If Félix Hernández - who is receiving 56.6% of the balloting after picking up 43 voters from a year ago - gets into Cooperstown, will pitchers with nothing-burger Hall of Fame candidacies suddenly look as appealing as prime cuts?”
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Ah, March. A simpler time.
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
“I’m doing it for me. For my family. And for us, for our city. Seattle really deserved this.” Eugenio Suárez, wearing his heart on his sleeve (as ever) in the postgame presser
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
To me, this is perfect
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
October baseball babyyyy
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It is an indescribable joy to sit here at this meaningless Game 162, eating ice cream in the sunshine and knowing we’ll be back at the ballpark in a week
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Real Faustian bargain type shit from the Etsy witch
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Cool update in Cooperstown
The Pride Ball, a baseball with rainbow stitches, on display at the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Baroque painters could never
Dylan Moore hunches over in agony after being hit by a pitchDylan Moore crouched on the ground in pain as Cal Raleigh runs towards him and Josh Hader drops the baseballDylan Moore hunched over in pain still while Cal Raleigh scores and Josh Hader unhurriedly picks up the baseball
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Kudos to whomever drafted the PIP for Donovan Solano
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Hell yeah
A sign with a picture of immigrant pitcher Félix Hérnandez celebrating his perfect game, with the words “my only king is Venezuelan” at the top
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Jorge Polanco waking up with a new patellar tendon this winter
Jorge Polanco wearing cunty little sunglasses, with the words “girl who is going to be okay” across the top of the image
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Cincinnati, welcome to
An orange circle on a blue background with “Dump City” written in the center
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Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Say what you will about the Mariners, but damn if they don’t have their finger on the pulse of public sentiment
A large, dark teal wall with the Mariners compass logo and “no more” printed in all caps
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