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🦇 batalie 🦇

@5v0lt.bsky.social
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🔞 MDNI || 18+ || queer soup || genderfucky gendersexual she/it/chat/puppy/they/he/anything tbh part time girl, full time goober autism final boss ko-fi.com/v0lt0370 <- gifts :) xc2 IL wrs: 7/78

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XenobladeNA (Unofficial) @xenobladena.bsky.social · 8h
Today is Walking Day, mo! Go have a nice walk in a meadow to recharge~
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 12h
january 2026 vs a week ago like what the hell why was i allowed to live like that for so long when perfection was so attainable
Picture from MAGFest 2026 where I'm holding a giant lollipop I borrowed from someone else to go with my autism shirt and propellor hat. I look kinda ugly here imo, at least compared to how I look now. The prettiest girl you've ever seen sitting in a chair doing a peace sign, it's hard to really explain what all specifically changed with my face but it's very noticeably Better and softer and stuff, also I have bangs now.
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 7h
happy birthday lesbians
raynpuddle selfie naked on bed squishing faer thigh with faer boobs out everything else also except whats covered by the orange thong
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 7h
WAOW HAPPY THICK THIGHS THURSDAY SIS :>>
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 10h
fandom wiki so cooked they never reverted blatant misinformation on malos' eye color 😭
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 10h
NICE
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 10h
they're literally gray and i'm pretty sure it DID say gray a few years ago???? green is the other one he is purple smh
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 11h
me when it's really hot outside because the sun hates me :(
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 11h
yeah well maybe if you were a witch too you would've floated on the surface, ever thought about that?
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 11h
who up jizzing they six seven
The word Jizzing spelled in Pronoun Palace, granting six attack and seven defense.
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 12h
the timeline: march 2021 - blockers and patches october 2025 - progesterone january 2026 - injections + dose increase october 2026 - gorgeous
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 12h
january 2026 vs a week ago like what the hell why was i allowed to live like that for so long when perfection was so attainable
Picture from MAGFest 2026 where I'm holding a giant lollipop I borrowed from someone else to go with my autism shirt and propellor hat. I look kinda ugly here imo, at least compared to how I look now. The prettiest girl you've ever seen sitting in a chair doing a peace sign, it's hard to really explain what all specifically changed with my face but it's very noticeably Better and softer and stuff, also I have bangs now.
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 12h
it is so insane how much i was bein scammed by my low ass estrogen dose because the way i looked after ~five years on hrt vs how i look now with nine months of proper dosage? holy fuck the glowup is crazy
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 13h
hugs for bugs 🫂💖
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 15h
DO YOU FUCK WITH BROKE MOUSEGIRLS
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 20h
Just went to W-fapsburg and everyone there knew you
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 18h
finally in air conditioned car jesus fucking christ why i gotta be price gouged on meds i need to not get a bunch of bealth problems and other shit while also having a fuckin tachycardic episode the whole time cause it's hot ad hell and im standing up the whole time i hate this shit fuck insurance
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 19h
standing in line for the pharmacy for ten minutes dying from it being hot as hekl in here and pots hates me and then insuranace issue where its three hundred dollars for no fucking reason and it toom another ten minutes and im dying and i hate it why cant shit just work abd ve priced correctly
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 19h
it's peak, i fear
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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the Gaystation 2 can produce Mindbending 3-D Sapphics
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 20h
be sure to be extra gay today 🙂‍↕️
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 20h
bro tried quantum computing at home
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 23h
stealing this
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 20h
ofc ofc <3 you're very pretty and you deserve the world 🙂‍↕️
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 21h
GOOD THE PENNY MORNING :D
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 23h
This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP
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the ibumbler @beebeeibuki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
im so glad im not the only one who does this its awesome
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 22h
new switch 2 icon
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 22h
you're really pretty oomfie i didn't comment on the recent collab clips idt but like Waow y'all are all so pretty and hot :>> also nice tummy :3
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 22h
violently shaking you awake
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23h
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🙂‍↕️
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SIS GOATED :>>
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YAY GOOD JOB :>>>
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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nono➡️DETOUR MILE 04 @notnonoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk if my dad knows how much joy he brings me whenever he texts me
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
real
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you earned it 🙂‍↕️
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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you're tempting fate. you're seducing fate. you're making out with fate on the couch while her wife is calling her
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yayyy good job :>> you did really good today, definitely try to get some rest tonight 💖
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's insane actually
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foppish michael (scary) @dryltt3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone in-universe being obsessed with telling dietrich how hot he is is extremely funny bc the concept seems to mean nothing to him. he's like a dog in that he only knows his favorite words: first-degree murder and cream cheese danish
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
every now and then i remember the best villain speech in media that comes from kamen rider ooos that took me out so bad the first time i saw it because i was so unprepared for it
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
holy shit that's oomf
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a contraction
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me when someone asks what it's is a contraction of
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me when i try to explain a new concept to someone but they don't get it
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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 07/10/2026
bomb!
A stylized illustration of Reze from Chainsaw Man. She's nude, her whole body forming a graceful arc from her thrown back head to her curved and twisting waist, looking over her shoulder at the viewer and stretching out a hand towards them. Her other hand pulls the grenade pin at her neck, and a riot of warm colors erupt in spiky brush strokes from that point, along with concentric white circles implying a sort of shockwave. The shadows on her body are deep purple and blue, the highlights on her skin pure white. Rake brushes and a small crunchy pen brush are exclusively used to render everything.

There's no other version of this, but if you wanna support me on Patreon so I can keep making cool art (and check out the hundreds of other posts I have on there), please consider pledging at www.patreon.com/akairiot. Thank you!!

Reze is such a cool character...
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