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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't been here in a month but logged in to voice my pain. I am in an Uber and have to fart so bad. My ETA is 7:04. It's 5:40. I don't think I'll make it. I may die. It was nice knowing *some* of you.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey what if instead of cleaning my house today I instead watch a movie in the bathtub
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm a Lexapro girlie so crying is rare but for some reason, hearing that all beagles from the Ridglan testing facility have been saved and the facility is shut down suddenly and without noticed caused my semi-annual cry.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Brad Lander's voice is so soothing, I wish he did sleepytime podcasts.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am a very neighborhood/community-oriented person but the second someone makes me and/or my dog active participant(s) in their dog's or child's training, I am immediately SOOOOO annoyed.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush is so dreamy and romantic. And that's the only romantic thing about Wuthering Heights.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My master playlist Quintessential Nat on Spotify has 16h and 4min worth of songs and is on Smart shuffle yet I still get Ocean Man by Ween twice in 20 minutes. This is patently not a complaint.
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Adam O @adamopp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
For those who celebrate ...
DMB on the Chicago River Anniversary
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just really didn't think Mitch McConnell's end of life would leave me edging for this long.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hey @peckedbythedove.bsky.social, I hope this skeet finds you well. I don't mean to be too forward, but can we get some Theodosia pics? Kindest regards, Natalie
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Harry's got that Gen z face down ✌🏻😜
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm so surprised by how much less drama there is here in the Phish community than there was on twitter. I think it's because like 2 people in particular just migrated elsewhere or are still being weirdos over there rather than coming to bsky.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I 1000% forgot I owned this shirt until I just found it and I am so happy to wear a tiny t in this miserable weather and remind every passerby to cum 2gether ✌🏻😌
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm soOooOOo wet (from the 75% humidity)
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you were wearing this dress, what shoes would you be wearing with it?
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
POV you're trying to dump a fat log but have a cute dog named Sugar
Sugar the dog in the doorway of my bathroom with a huge smile on her face while I'm trying to shit
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Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media. @hillzy.ca · 05/08/2026
linked in makes me lowk suicidal idk
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
C'mon Michigan. Please do the right thing and vote for Abdul today 🙏🏻
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good morning from my mourning dove friend and the largest hydrangea bloom I've ever seen.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
RIP Big Pussy
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just mowed down this entire box of Oreos in about 15 minutes.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Whenever walking a dog, I've never received so many comments on how pretty the pupper is. Sugar is a beaut for sure 🥰
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good morning. We're all going to have a good Saturday. Yes, even you.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haley Stevens is going to be the next Kyrsten Sinema and John Fetterman. Bet on it on that betting app Kelso or whatever. And then give me some of your earnings when this 1000% happens.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
TGIF Thank God it's Fenway Have fun dorks 🤙🏻
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Reply with your fav Piper
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If I would've known I was going to be tired and nauseous all day today anyway, I would've seen The Band Phish last night.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don't know why I keep getting posts and videos in all my feeds about Lindsay Clancy's trial, but I can't deal. It's the darkest, most horrific demonstration of the healthcare system failing a woman screaming out for help.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love Talk. I hope you all appreciated it, and if you didn't, I'm going to talk my fist right into your nutsack.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love when Michael Eliot Gordon wears his colorful threads. It's my fav. (this pic was sent to me as I am not there 😭)
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I just met Trey on Park Ave 😭😭 I can't stop sweating now.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My first Phish show since having a doggy in the family again. There's something about getting home from a night out seeing Phish and coming home to a dog. And don't get me wrong, I love my 3 cat babies more than life itself but this very specific situation makes me very grateful 4 dog.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can't get over that Purple Rain. Loved it so much.
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Bebop @filthfancy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Phish has gaslit us enough that I never know what's real.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My body is ready. I'm coming for you, Mike Gordon and other guys.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Awww, while I was looking for a photo in my gallery, I found a pic of this from like 2018. It's looking like he's not going to make it again, but he's truly one who I hope keeps running for important positions for Michiganders. Having met him, he's so genuine and truly wants the best for the state.
Abdul for Governor of Michigan shirt that I got while canvassing for him.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's a perfect morning for coffee on the porch ☀️☕😊
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This uninsured bitch chickened out of getting my $4,000 crown on a tooth this morning, so I'm going to see Phish tonight for the first time in too long for me and stop eating rice and skipping meals. I might even buy myself a $20 White Claw at MSG tonight 💁🏻‍♀️
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is for girls only. *in the cadence of "These pretzels are making me thirsty" from Seinfeld* This jumpsuit is hurting my pussy.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I saw a Runaway Jimothy shirt, which begs the question, was there ever a Punch (the monkey) You In The Eye shirt?
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/07/2026
This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You know how vets can put a corkscrew in a cow's back and debloat them? Can someone come do that to me?
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Brad is adorable. I didn't have success last year in keeping my hydrangea alive in a pot all year so I'm going to try again. I replaced the one that's been dead with this thriving new one, and he sees it and says "oh wow, you got the plant looking really good!" like I brought it back to life 😭😆
Hydrangea that's been dead for like 8 monthsThe hydrangea that he thought I rose from the dead
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can handle 20-30 year old generationally wealthy, out of touch air head New Yorkers but I can't handle 20-30 year old generationally wealthy, out of touch Californians. Does that make sense?
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Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jerry would’ve loved Crocs.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When you're on the toilet and your deaf dog is barking at nothing. I can't yell at her to stop, I'm just stuck lmao
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Where'd my city go 😭 (second pic for reference)
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At work, my doctoral resident didn't know who Drew Carey was, so I went on a tangent explaining all the things he's done, tying the conversation nicely in a bow by telling her "then he recently saw Phish at Sphere and said he'd stick his dick in a blender to see them there again." It's educational.
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nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Walking out for lunch to grab a salad that'll probably give me the liquid poo parasite while the air quality is abysmal from Canadian wildfire smoke feels v 2026.
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