nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 12hOh I hate moving and work stress like that! Hope it all resolves soon and with great care. 000
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 13hHow y'all doing? Give me life updates. I haven't been here in a while. Who's getting laid? Who's getting diarrhea? I want the deets. 26290
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 13hWhenever I'm away from NYC, I miss it like it's my family member or baby.static.klipy.comMiss You With All Your StinkinessALT: Miss You With All Your Stinkiness 030
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't do that to this sweet young man driving me. Plus I know it'll reach like 90dB. There's a lot of power wanting to come out of my butt. 160
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven't been here in a month but logged in to voice my pain. I am in an Uber and have to fart so bad. My ETA is 7:04. It's 5:40. I don't think I'll make it. I may die. It was nice knowing *some* of you. 4411
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Hey what if instead of cleaning my house today I instead watch a movie in the bathtub 180
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I'm a Lexapro girlie so crying is rare but for some reason, hearing that all beagles from the Ridglan testing facility have been saved and the facility is shut down suddenly and without noticed caused my semi-annual cry. 1130
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Brad Lander's voice is so soothing, I wish he did sleepytime podcasts. 000
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I am a very neighborhood/community-oriented person but the second someone makes me and/or my dog active participant(s) in their dog's or child's training, I am immediately SOOOOO annoyed. 010
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush is so dreamy and romantic. And that's the only romantic thing about Wuthering Heights. 130
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My master playlist Quintessential Nat on Spotify has 16h and 4min worth of songs and is on Smart shuffle yet I still get Ocean Man by Ween twice in 20 minutes. This is patently not a complaint. 020
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm thinking of SO many things but I think in reality I would just sit and enjoy not having bills or responsibilities as a five year old for at least a year. Just fucking relax. 110
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I just really didn't think Mitch McConnell's end of life would leave me edging for this long. 1182
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hey @peckedbythedove.bsky.social, I hope this skeet finds you well. I don't mean to be too forward, but can we get some Theodosia pics? Kindest regards, Natalie 1150
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Fair, your happiness and existence certainly enraged lots of people on twitter 170
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026If COVID taught me anything, it's that too many humans are selfish assholes. 020
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yup, pretty sure that was the same culprit (benz can confirm - was it the girl who sent you pics?) 240
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hahaha I think it's goomarstatic.klipy.comAngry Super Mario GoombaALT: Angry Super Mario Goomba 020
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My imagination is already taking me to what I bet this is, but let's hear it 🤣 120
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026She's burying the lede. It was a funeral home... on Staten Island. 130
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I am so bad with knowing names outside of social media lol, and to avoid calling her out entirely in case she looks back on that and cringes, I'll just say she wore the same furry hat to every show. 160
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hahah omg, I think that was a DIFFERENT one that did end up being Voldemort, but the other one with maybe a Simpsons character (I may be misremembering) as the avatar was the other lady. That was the burner account I was thinking of. 040
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ah yes, the kind of things I sign up for and spend money on and then decide it's more worth it to sleep through. But you have more self discipline than me, so you got this! 020
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Now that I'm thinking about it, I think that was actually a different one who would've surprised a lot of folks because she had tons of followers and would act close to normal on the TL lol 120
nat🌷 @555nat555.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So unwarranted. Definitely some mental illness going on there that we all got to deal with. I'll never really know if this was about me, but once I posted a selfie, and there was immediately a "yea it's post your ugly selfie day" tweet or something along those lines lol 120
