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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND

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Sloth (deadly sin) • he/him • 26 • i caare too much • lost and confused •🐟 best emojo • I LIKE TO YELL AND BE LOUD • DON’T FOLLOW ME

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Loch @grayloch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Artfight attack on @530862.bsky.social Tuna was a joy to draw! I'm still eyeing your characters so watch out
A rabbit made of cactus and cactus pears. They're green with yellow spikes. They are wearing a t shirt with the number 11 and shorts. They are jumping with their arms out with an energetic yellow and blue backdrop
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I AM SO VERY HUNGRY. I CAN‘T MAKE PASTA, NOT AGAIN. AND BURGERS ARE OFF THE TABLE, I HAD ONE FOR LUNCH. CEREAL DOESN’T MAKE SENSE, I WANT SOMETHING WARM. PERHAPS I‘LL GNAW ON SOMEONE’S LEG.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
HOW HAS IT BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I CLIMBED THE LADDER, TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND STARTED SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF?
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
DO NOT CONTACT THE WOMAN IN THE TOWER, PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE HAS HER REASONS FOR BEING UP THERE. NOBODY FORCED HER IN. SHE‘S SAFE AND HAPPY. SHE LEAVES FREQUENTLY TO RUN ERRANDS, SOMETIMES JUST TO TAKE A WALK. STOP TREATING HER LIKE SOME SORT OF SPECTACLE.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
THIS BOX HAS ROOM FOR EVERYTHING ANYONE MIGHT NEED FOR A QUICK TRIP TO YOUR LOCAL LIQUOR STORE. MAYBE SOMETIME SOON YOU’LL RE-STOCK YOURS.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
WHEN I TRY TO LOOK BACK AT MY CHILDHOOD I CANT SEE MUCH. I LOOK AT THE SKY AND ALL I SEE IS DARKNESS. I TURN MY FOCUS TO THR GROUND AND SEE ALL THE STUFF THAT HAS FALLEN OUT OF MY POCKETS OVER THE YEARS.
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RitoBandito | @ritobandito.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Very Healthy. Very Strong!
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
IVE BEEN HERE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO FEEL LIKE NOTHING HAS EVER GONE WRONG. I HAVE NEVER HELD MY BREATH THIS LONG BEFORE.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
STREETS ARE FILLING WITH SOAP BUBBLES. FANS OF CRIME ARE LOST TO THE VORTEX, IVE NOT BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
WITH A LOUD THUD I CRASHED INTO AN EXTRA WALL AT THE BACK OF THE SHED I DIDNT KNOW WOULD BE IN MY WAY.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
SEE YA SOMEDAY
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
will delete every piece of myself from web forever, might undo every thread in the weird interwoven tangled mess i’ve allowed my skin and bone to become. the screen is soft and warm and inviting, but none of that matters when my body has started to melt into the machine.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
YOU CAN ALSO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD WITH MY SUPER LEGIT HEALTH DRINK, CONTAINING LIQUIDS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS LIKE WATER AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT QUITE REMEMBER HOW TO PRONOUNCE PROPERLY
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Loren Davis @lrndvs.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Compliments from girls go hard
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shadecho @shadecho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Neil banging out the tunes #art
Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MYSELF SANE WHEN THE STUPID WHISTLE KEEPS BLOWING IN CIRCLES ABOVE MY HEAD? GODDAMN THIS IS GETTING SO VERY ANNOYING
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
FOREVER DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING TO SOMEONE WITH A CLUSTER OF ORGANS READY TO COLLAPSE. DONT EVER INVITE ME TO YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN, THE LAST ONE WAS SO VERY SCARY AND WICKED
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
THESE THINGS DONT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, NOT AFTER THOSE GUYS IN THE FUNNY ANIMAL HATS SCRAWLED ALL OVER THEM WITH PERMANENT MARKERS. BUT SOMEDAY THEY MIGHT GUIDE ME TO GREATNESS. OR AT LEAST KEEP ME FROM CRASHING INTO A WALL
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
YEARS OF BULLSHIT AND NONSENSE, AND FOR WHAT? A HIGH FIVE FROM SOMEONE YOU COULD NEVER EVEN HOPE TO LOVE? MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO STAND UP AND LET THE WIND PULL YOU APART AND SPREAD YOUR BODY LIKE DANDELION SEEDS
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE!! I FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THE BOX AND NOW THE BOX IS ON A RAMPAGE. I THINK IT RESET WHEN I SPILLED MY NORMAL JUICE ON IT LAST WEEK. I WAS IN A HURRY. . .
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
A REAL BEAST WOULDNT BE SCARED OF CROSSING THE STREET ALONE. A REAL BEAST PICKS UP THE PHONE AND HAS LOVELY CONVERSATIONS.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE SPARKLY AND MYSTERIOUS? WHY CAN’T SOMEONE JUST CHILL OUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR EATING FIBER CEREAL AND THINKING ABOUT THAT LITTLE WORM OF A FREAK OF A MAN
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
OH NO. I FORGOT TO LET THE FROGS OUT. WHEN WAS THE NEW MOON AGAIN? THEYRE NOT ALLOWED ANY MOONLIGHT, NOT UNTIL NEXT YEAR.
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fruit-flavored slime @kokoronis.com · 18/11/2024
When Charme and Trinket first met... ✨
Panel 1 art: Charme, an angelic person with blue hair dressed in a cute pink and white outfit, peers curiously into a browser window, talking aloud to her familiar, Bitmap.
Panel 1 text: "Seems like there's someone new here! Let's say hello!"
Panel 2 art: Charme calls out to a distant silhouette of someone with bat wings.
Panel 2 text: "Hello there! I'm Charme! You must be the new muse! What's your name? Who do you watch over?"
Panel 3 art: The bat-winged person looks over their shoulder, silently observing.
Panel 3 text: "..."
Panel 4 art: The bat-winged person, who has purple and pink hair and wears a black and pink goth outfit, stares at Charme, face-to-face. She looks annoyed as she talks to Charme.
Panel 4 text: "Hmph. What do YOU care, Miss Angel?"
Panel 5 art: Charme stares back with a confused but still enthusiastic expression as the other person continues talking.
Panel 5 text: "I bet you've got it so easy."
Panel 6 art: A close-up of the bat-winged person narrowing her eyes and looking down at Charme as she talks.
Panel 6 text: "I doubt you could understand."
Panel 7 art: Charme looks a bit disappointed but still smiles as she glances to the side.
Panel 7 text: "Maybe so. Still, I'd like to get to know you. If that's okay with you."
Panel 8 art: The bat-winged person looks annoyed and closes her eyes as she talks.
Panel 8 text: "Very well."
Panel 9 art: The bat-winged person extends her arms and wings upwards as she uses her wand to whip up a magical energy.
Panel 9 text: "Perhaps this... will scare you off."Panel 1 art: The bat-winged person stands proudly before a large pop-up window of a drawing. Her face shows that she has great respect for this piece of art. The drawing is by an amateur and depicts a goth girl crying while holding a bloody knife. There is blood everywhere and the wall has "YOU LEFT ME" written on it in blood.
Panel 1 text: "Behold! I am the Net Witch Trinket, guardian of the rejected and alone! THIS is a creation from one of my flock! Made within the depths of despair!"
Panel 2 art: Trinket stands across from Charme, scoffing as she looks away with crossed arms.
Panel 2 text: "Well? Not cheerful enough for you? Too raw, hurt, and real? Or maybe you'll say it's "too cringe." Hmph."
Panel 3 art: Charme offers a sincere and warm smile with her head slightly tilted to the side.
Panel 3 text: "Not at all."
Panel 4 art: A chibi-style Trinket just stares ahead blankly.
Panel 5 art: The same art as above, except now Trinket has a blush across her face.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
JUST ATE A WHOLE OLIVE. HAHA JUST KIDDING ! YOU GOT APRIL FOOLED ! GOODNIGHT EVERYPONY
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ASHER ⋆ 🔨🔪🫀 @horrorgasmz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The White Wolf and the Old Dog. #purpledc #tatefrost #purpleverse
A drawing of Messiah (left) and Tate Frost (right) from Purple Director’s Cut. They’re both in a leather biker getup because the artist who drew them is turbo ultra gay. Tate is smoking a cigarette looking down at Messiah with a very unimpressed look.
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
🎤
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
grave mistake
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
THE EXTRA ONE IS ONLY ALLOWED OUT OF ITS CRATE WHEN BEING POSED FOR FUNNY SOCIAL MEDIA NONSENSE. OTHERWISE IT IS TO BE ENCASED IN THIRTY KINDS OF WRAPPING PAPER IN A PATTERN OF ITS CHOOSING.
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#AdventureTime #PrincessBubblegum #Neddy
A tiny Neddy sitting atop Princess Bubblegum's head as she raises a hewn root for him to sip on.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
early depictions of
two characters sitting at the edge of a bottomless pit in an otherwise empty room.
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
fun fact' Kylie's a retooling of an OC that was a zombie and had a ghost counterpart both coming from the same person (maria made the ghost one i made the zombie) and I had no real use for the character until i wanted to draw a character with a nun hood but i was tired of drawing eris all the time
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Zombie Boy
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
zobie page
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE PERSON YOU SAW COMING OUT OF THAT WEIRD BOX IN THE WOODS WASNT ME. HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE IN THE WOODS? THATS EASY. I WAS THE BOX.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
THIRD TIME THIS MONTH I LOSE THE WEIRD LITTLE KNOBBY BIT THAT GOES AT THE END OF MY MACHINE. I MADE THIS THING TO BE INDESTRUCTIBLE AND IT KEEPS PROVING ME WRONG. I AM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED. THEYRE ALL LAUGHING AT ME
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Post an old illustration you still like [2012]
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
A LITTLE BUSY, MAYBE A LITTLE FULL OF BLOOD. NOTHING MUCH ELSE TO REPORT.
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LUNESAUR @lunesaur.com · 16/03/2025
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
OH LORD THE WORLD IS SO SO COLD AND THERE JUST ARENT ENOUGH BLANKETS TO KEEP ME SAFE AND WARM.
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
AMULET CLOVER IS BROUGHT TO A CRIME SCENE AND REMAKE-HONEYS THE VICTIM BACK TO LIFE TO POINT THE FINGER AT THE CULPRIT. ONCE THE ASSAILANT IS APPREHENDED, CLOVER TRANSFORMS INTO AMULET GUN TO UNDO HER ATROCITY
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
JOHN AND JANE DOES WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST THANKS TO MY BRAND NEW TECHNIQUE, SNAPPING PEOPLE’S BONES CLEAN THROUGH THE SKIN AND SCRIBBLING THEIR NAMES ON IN PERMANENT MARKER
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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 15/03/2025
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
An unidentifiable carcass spills over a parking space in a busy parking lot. Its white slimy skin appears to be torn to ribbons on its side. No head or anatomical structures can be recognised among the bloated remains.
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Ryan ARM @ryanarmoberly.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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SLOTHMANMEATBRAND @530862.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
WHAT DOESNT KILL ME BEATS ME SENSELESS
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𝔊𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪 @gloomilo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
🖤🐀🖤🐀
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A woman says "you have to stop doing the Dreamworks face when we fuck." Her girlfriend says "OK. I promise." They start fucking. The girlfriend does the Dreamworks face. The first woman looks pissed.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/03/2025
Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063
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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Life is a circus. Sometimes you're the clown. some other times you're not the clown. no you can't be the bear on a unicycle i'm already the bear on the unicycle. you can be the gay ass trapeze guy in leotards idk
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✨🌈casper🌈✨ @kokorokero.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
his gamertag would be xXswaglordXx8008
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