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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Catch the train to London. Calling at... #AlanPartridge

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Right? I hate when I get what I like wrong.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

I like Breturn because it sounds like someone saying Britain sarcastically.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Looked in the mirror after my shower this morning. I can see the start of the outline of four of my abs! They're a long way from what you'd call definition, but I had never even entertained the idea that that might be a realistic goal, however well my diet and PT sessions are going.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

I really thought that said, and was, Sharon Stone at first.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

Why is everything an app now? I am trying to get Slam Dunk festival tickets but I have to do it through their app. Worst thing is that the actual ticket queue and purchase pages are just WebView anyway. It even says that at the top to reinforce the fact that being in the app is completely arbitrary

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026

If you can make the logistics work, maybe you can do both?

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Ooh, you can rent consoles. That's an option.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Those guys are obviously awful but the fact they asked passers-by for help and "not one person batted an eyelid" is even more bleak. We all gotta look out for each other!

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

I don't have a games console, being exclusively a PC gamer. I confess, though, I am getting some major FOMO about #GTA6 Do I buy a used Series X so I can play it until the PC release, or do I just grow the fuck up and wait?

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

I just had to look up "moots" and now I feel ancient. Silver lining though, it's a fun word.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Happy #nationalpoetryday! Here's one from my favourite living poet, Mr Tim Key

I couldn't find my suitcase so I had to carry everything loose to Naples.
It was carnage obvs.
Me with armfuls of clothes and chargers in Stansted airport, trying to persuade them to put my leggings in the hold.
Organised travellers with suitcases picking up my fallen wash bags and Grishams and balanced them on top of my stack.

More or less every single member of staff bollocking me or telling me to get a bag for life or asking me how comes I'd decided to devote a whole hand to carrying my piping hot Pret black americano.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026

Driving out of the gym yesterday I saw a woman dash behind one of those big, industrial estate, to-let signs, squat down, drop her trousers, and curl out a turd, right in the grass! I mean, I guess sometimes you get caught out but it was pretty grim. Maybe she mis-read the sign.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Why do 72 hour deodorants exist? I had some pretty grody benders at uni and have done many weekend camping festivals where showering, or even a wet wipe wash was unavailable, but I still managed to apply deodorant once a day.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Now THAT is how you alt text.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Just be careful with them. Last time my girlfriend wore one it got ripped 😜

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Is it maybe because 18th is such a landmark birthday that he wants to combine moneys to get something "big"? Obviously I don't know you, the relationship, your financial situations etc. so it's just a thought.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Sitting in traffic is better for an EV. No idling, unlike an ICE car. 300 miles is over 4 hours without even stopping for a wee or a rest! But I always think of it this way: If I said "take a 20 minute break and I'll give you 60% off your petrol price" wouldn't you snap that up?

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Just to say that modern EV battery management systems can cope fine with extreme temperatures. They have heating built into the packs and will start up automatically to keep the batteries in safe operating range when parked. 95% of new car sales in Norway are EVs. They have very cold winters.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/09/2026

"My girlfriend sent me a letter about constantly using up and not replacing the mustard". "Dijon?" "No, I don't think there's someone else"

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Feel a bit down today. Might go drive my EV to the petrol station and laugh at the fuel prices.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/09/2026

It didn't though. It's unhelpful to speculate and (pardon the pun) fuel misinformation even if you're doing it from a position of defending BEVs. Let's not start using the same grubby tactics of the oil lot.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 26/09/2026

Getting some work done on my car so headed off for a walk. Amazing you can go 20 minutes from a major trunk road in this country and be here!

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Just down an old advert nostalgia rabbit hole and... did this guy wanna fuck his chocolate bar? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYEX...

youtube.com

Cadbury's Fruit & Nut Fruit & Nut Case 1992 UK Advert

YouTube video by Nina Perez

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Same. Interestingly I went to look it up and discovered they actually made variations of that advert for 5 years! www.youtube.com/results?sear...

youtube.com

YouTube

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Colleague just asked if he could schedule a meeting with me. I said "sure, my calendar is up to date". He put it in for 9am Monday morning. I mean, I know I'm free then but, come on dude!

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Slash a boat and find... oat?

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Burnham also said "I think that legislation dates to an era where football was very different" - Yeah and what do you think was a major factor in why behaviour has improved?!

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Ridiculous and inflammatory use of the word discrimination. I have been to football matches and rugby matches and the behaviour is wildly different. Rugby fans drinking already behave better than football fans who aren't. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'

The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 24/09/2026

Quite ironic, these videos in my subs timeline:

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 23/09/2026

"I went to a puppet show but it was just a sad story about cleaning a chimney. It was so bad I'm thinking of taking legal action." "Sue sooty sweep?" "No it was Punch & Judy"

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 23/09/2026

"We are all individuals. We are all different."

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 23/09/2026

He's a bellwether for what not to do. I can pretty reliably infer that whatever he is saying, the opposite is probably a good idea.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 22/09/2026

Yeah it's just the effect of time and popularity. The whole meme of "The Simpsons did it" came from this. They were pretty original jokes and novel ideas but have been oft imitated since, so watching it back now gives the impression of them being obvious or tired.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 22/09/2026

Awkward pun and dated micro computer reference. Nothing I don't like about this.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026

This must be what it feels like to have bought Apple stock when Steve ran it in his garage.

Receipt showing Plex lifetime subscription bought for £47.05 in November 2023

Screenshot of Plex's current lifetime plan price of £579.99

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026

I would be, except my internet speed is shite. Still no FTTP here so I average 8Mbps up. Definitely not enough to be the Plex guy.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026

It's a don't ask, don't tell arrangement though. They know what the vast majority of their customers are using it for but they're not about to bite the hand that feeds them. They put that in the agreement and give themselves plausible deniability which only stands while they don't check too closely.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026

I have a lifetime plex pass I got for £47. But I'm not so naïve as to believe it's MY lifetime. When the day comes, I will be switching to Jellyfin.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 20/09/2026

Tony’s Chocolonely is the most accessible. Vocal anti‑child‑labour brand that push for 100% traceable cocoa and pay farmers above market rate. Conscious Chocolate is woman‑owned, powered by renewables, uses fair trade Peruvian cacao. Raw Chocolate Company. Certified B Corp with transparent sourcing

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 20/09/2026

Being exposed to actual other races, rather than a twisted totem you've built in your own mind (with the help of hateful right wing media/parties) forces you to accept that they are just nice normal people.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 19/09/2026

That's a shame. I rate Cregger as a horror director and he kept going on about trying to honour the game he loved so I was hopeful.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 18/09/2026

Just had an amazing chow mein for dinner from a new place. Feel very fat now, but it was gooood

static.klipy.com

Full Im Full

ALT: Full Im Full

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 18/09/2026

New post on my Aikido substack: Don’t Leave Your Body Behind myaikido.substack.com/p/dont-leave... #aikido #aikikai

myaikido.substack.com

Don’t Leave Your Body Behind

And finding the atemi.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 18/09/2026

I feel sorry for anyone who lives there and voted against this nonsense. You'd be embarrassed to give your address out after this.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 18/09/2026

Of course they're using fucking AI slop.

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