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Suddenly Tim

@3shirts.co.uk
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I brush my teeth with crime. I wipe my ass with bad guys. And I descale my kettle with kettle de-scaler. Because there's no other way.

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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 17h
Amazon, u ok hun?
Amazon listing for a white watch strap titled "Band band has multiple with Heart"
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Ooh I have a good recent one. The rear view mirror trim from my car because I needed the part number.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Catch the train to London. Calling at... #AlanPartridge
London Underground Roundel Logo with the station name "Rejection"London Underground Roundel Logo with the station name "Disappointment"London Underground Roundel Logo with the station name "Backstabbing Central"London Underground Roundel Logo with the station name "Shattered Dreams Parkway"
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Happy #nationalpoetryday! Here's one from my favourite living poet, Mr Tim Key
I couldn't find my suitcase so I had to carry everything loose to Naples.
It was carnage obvs.
Me with armfuls of clothes and chargers in Stansted airport, trying to persuade them to put my leggings in the hold.
Organised travellers with suitcases picking up my fallen wash bags and Grishams and balanced them on top of my stack.

More or less every single member of staff bollocking me or telling me to get a bag for life or asking me how comes I'd decided to devote a whole hand to carrying my piping hot Pret black americano.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Getting some work done on my car so headed off for a walk. Amazing you can go 20 minutes from a major trunk road in this country and be here!
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Quite ironic, these videos in my subs timeline:
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026
This must be what it feels like to have bought Apple stock when Steve ran it in his garage.
Receipt showing Plex lifetime subscription bought for £47.05 in November 2023Screenshot of Plex's current lifetime plan price of £579.99
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Good for the odd burn.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Amazon just recommended this! All I can think of is Wayne's World: Amazon, I don't even own A guitar pick, let alone the many picks that would necessitate an entire holder. What am I supposed to do with a pick holder?
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 09/09/2026
OMG it's here. Finally!
Hyundai Ioniq 6N in grey matte paint, on a trailer
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/07/2026
What's your sign?
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/07/2026
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 27/07/2026
Have you ever seen Series 1 Bungle? Nightmare fuel.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 20/07/2026
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 16/07/2026
Two images. The top is England football fans holding a banner that reads "It's coming home" and the bottom is a screenshot from The IT Crowd where Moss is pointing and saying "Ha! Wrong"
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 15/07/2026
They should have just got one from Dunelm or something.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 10/07/2026
Weight loss isn't the primary goal but since I know muscle mass is increasing, it's nice to see it drop like this. The work is worth it.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 10/07/2026
If you see this, post your comfort characters.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 09/07/2026
I've used Ringke screen protectors for years as they are easy to apply and almost invisible. Never properly tested one though, until I dragged a weights cable across my watch at the gym! I was convinced it was a £300 mistake until I got home and took the protector off. Watch underneath is perfect!
A clear glass watch-face screen protector showing significant crush damage at the top and two large cracks running across the centre
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Reminds me of this excellent Tim Key poem
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 24/06/2026
I really like @cronometer.bsky.social and the recent update is fine, but talk about word salad! Just say, "we've changed fat from red to purple".
Screenshot of cronometer blog page showing the text "More Neutral Fat Visualizations. 
Fat is an essential nutrient. Certain visual treatments could unintentionally resemble warning indicators, even when users were simply reviewing their data. 

Updated visualizations now use more balanced, brand-aligned color systems that support objective interpretation while maintaining clarity.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 18/06/2026
Saw someone wearing this at #DownloadFestival and it really made me giggle.
Website image of a burgundy tshirt with bold white text printed on it, reading "FARAGE BUMS SWANS"
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 17/06/2026
Don't you hate when the toilet paper tears.
Box of Fox's Viennese dipped fingers biscuits with chocolate
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 09/06/2026
Some wild poppies growing at a roadside
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 05/06/2026
New post on my Aikido substack: myaikido.substack.com/p/disrespect...
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 13/05/2026
Made another stupid thing
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 12/05/2026
I made another stupid thing
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 30/04/2026
I just learned about the first series puppets from Rainbow. Absolute nightmare fuel
Bungle the bear from Series 1 of kids TV show Rainbow. If you're reading this because you're blind, you're honestly better off on this occasion.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it)
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/03/2026
Without the context that this is an influencer, it seems like an extraordinary editorial decision from the BBC.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 26/03/2026
"Just a bloke we know". If only he'd stayed that way.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 23/03/2026
You need to figure out what you do! DON'T TALK! #ITYSL #Gladiators
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 23/03/2026
Just spent the first 90 minutes of my working day hunting the nearby fields for my mum's lost terrier. Stressful AF. We've found her now, thankfully. Dog tax enclosed.
Curled up, sleeping, white and tan chihuahua/Jack Russell crossbreed terrier
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 20/03/2026
Someone just pointed out that in the Toy Story universe, this guy is alive. That thought will haunt me for some time
Photo of the board game "Operation"
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 19/03/2026
I made another stupid thing
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 16/03/2026
My sister made this incredible lasagne for #Mother'sDay yesterday and, best of all, there was plenty left so I have some for lunch today!
A delicious-looking beef lasagne in a clear baking dish on a dining table with an avocado salad on the edge of frame
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 12/03/2026
Made a dumb thing
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 10/03/2026
This show is so dumb. I love it. #gladiators
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 02/03/2026
Ahh, like a little flower 😀 I loved her part in The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin too. She is very hot as a hag
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 27/02/2026
What is the enshittification of Windows?
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 19/02/2026
Apparently it's "weird and obsessive" to say you want to paint your feature wall the colour of Fury from Gladiators' eyes. But I mean, come on...
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 11/02/2026
I really hope they didn't pay £350 for that
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 16/01/2026
I don't think that's how they work
Screenshot of an Amazon product listing for "2-in-1 comfort earbuds where the product image shows a bad photoshop of a person with the earbuds inserted in their nostril.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 15/01/2026
Same
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 05/01/2026
Beautiful dog walk this morning. Cold but utterly enchanting
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 03/12/2025
My body fat has dropped 3% since I started seeing a PT in July, and I've lost more than a stone 💪 More importantly, I feel so much healthier and happier with myself, and I'm genuinely proud of what I can achieve.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 19/11/2025
Look at me, health nerd.
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 03/11/2025
Some people really are just monsters
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 28/10/2025
Huh, that's actually surprising. I knew I was above average but not by this much www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
Graph showing the bell curve of UK heights with a line pointing out my own. The text says I'm 3rd percentile height and taller than 96.87% of the uk population and shorter than 3.13%
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Suddenly Tim @3shirts.co.uk · 21/10/2025
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