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Ok ignore how the golf hate wasn't spread out in the slightest and how I lied when i said it'd be daily

they made Happy Gilmore to attract new golfers because nobody and nothing in golf is attractive

and the reason softballers and baseballers are allowed to do this (in my eyes) is because, unlike a golfer, they can actually make it past first base

golfers golf to prove that they only swing one way

if you didnt pick up that i was calling all golfers old here, you might be a golfer, who prefer other people picking things up for them

people raise Happy Gilmore in golfing conversations due to the unfortunate truth that its hard to raise a golfer (kids prefer having fun)

they made Happy Gilmore to bolster the golfer fanbase because, shockingly, it was dying out

golfers needed to ruin the entire environment bc they already ruined the one at home

golf is expensive because expensive is the only thing golf has to offer

golfing is for homophobes who dont know that the gayest thing one can do is have a stick up their ass

golf courses need an obscene amount of water simply because golfers are compensating for the fact that they themselves can no longer spray

golf is the only thing golfers arrive to, theyve all aged past erectile function

Golfing is mini golf for old people, mini golf is for kids whose parents want a night alone and golf is for men whose wives want a different man

3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Hey im gonna start dissing on golf daily wish me luck!! the sport where the only activity was walking but they were too rich for it so they made carts

3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

I have peak >:D (nice to meet you)

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3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

nobody should trust me with art supplies late at night LET ALONE on drugs (ps its late at night and i just put aluminium foil on a canvas and decided the rest of it would be decided tomorrow)

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3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

are drugs like actually that hype bc i dont believe it

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There should be a dating app for people with STDs and it should be called HERD (Get it? Herd immunity?? Like you'll all get less collective STDs bc you can't get any more!? and also like heard as in like.. youre heard yk)

Twitch being mostly kid friendly was a big missed opportunity in subathons (get it? sub?)

crazy how they increase production but STILL wont hire me

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btw wont be busting it open future employers, friends, and enemies sorry if i got your hopes up

3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

aaaa in three days time all of my younger friends are gonna make really weird jokes about them being minors and me being an adult :( also in three days time i could absolutely BUST IT OPEN for the whole internet to see win some lose some

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please does anyone in here like Galavant its my favourite musical in begging please

Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

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thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires

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3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Anyone on here like Galavant?

teq @quilling.dev · 26/07/2025

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I dont know what tops or bottoms are I just fuck

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3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

awwh shucks in the alt text i forgot to mention that there is text saying "y / n" written in chocolate chips across the cake :3 'y' on the left, '/' in the middle, 'n' on the right

3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

ik i said artists should only post like once in a blue moon but i made a y/n and hear me out cake :3

Chocolate cake with buttercream frosting: the frosting was applied when the cake was not entirely cooled yet so some crumbs ended up in the frosting. There is a bland-looking character in the center outlined by chocolate chips, with strawberry slices for blush, oreos for eye-outlines and sclera, half of a blueberry atop each for the iris and pupil. There are bits of frosting on each blueberry piece for a shiny effect.

The same cake from the previous picture with a bunch of printed cutouts of characters people shouldn't find attractive, but do anyways. I'll list them out once i ask my friends for their completed lists (i do not know all the characters) #hearmeout

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3pie14159 @3pie14159.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

AAAAHHHHHHH TOES IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN