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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 6h
www.rnz.co.nz/programmes/t...
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The destiny of Destiny Church
The self-proclaimed Bishop continues to dominate our news cycles. His latest venture, the Man-Up Prison programme drew crowds of thousands outside parliament.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 7h
It is not a New Zealand thing. Brian Tamaki is our poster child for this and he will be the first person to tell you its 100% to do with Christianity. People in Aotearoa are very familiar with the idea of the Prosperity Gospel, best exemplified by Tamaki. It's on the new routinely.
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 7h
Reminder that this will probably be an objectionable publication in Aotearoa (and other civilised countries), and any murder-porn fetishist who watches it here could face 14 years in jail.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2 years is a bit of a joke to me. Anyway, NZDF needs to do a far better job of checking its recruits out. This guy should not have gotten through any kind of screening process, let alone be an actual solider with any kind of access to anything.
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Dan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some guy on BGG wants to know why Christian missionaries increase the demand for opium in An Infamous Traffic. Me: Hey, I'm a professor of Christian history! I can answer this! Guy: I don't like your answer. I don't believe it. Those missionaries wouldn't have done that. ... okey dokey
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TIL this was an actual thing
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nooooooo
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, that seems like a massive burn to me and something an incumbent PM should be rightly ripped on for.
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Terry Baucher @trabaq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks. Just seems odd more wasn't made of it. An incumbent PM effectively coming third in a two-horse race is a key talking point.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chances of the person involved scrubbing all the metadata off the photo before posting it, about zero. So if they actually look, they can find out. Its whether they care to or not
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ACT sign looks like that because of a light source, probably a street lamp, hitting it at an annoying angle. I get those issues taking product photos all the time. The questionable thing is who took the photo, because that was taken within about a minute of it being lit.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's video is Horror on the Orient Express. A new board game based on a classic Call of Cthulhu campaign of the same name. This game has a lot, a train, secrets, rituals, monsters, passengers, a vampire and a parrot! Find out how it all fits together here. youtu.be/TWfwRHtOkHU
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Horror on the orient express in about 3 minutes
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI slop is one reason I started oil painting last year. Every time i see slop I feel the need to make something
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GM- I see here your character has proficiencies in Battle Dancing, Ninja Swords, Uzi, can breath underwater, & control animals... Player- Yep GM- I asked for normal everyday PCs. How did he learn all this? Player- He found a Ninga Figting Trainer GM- You mean Ninja Fighting? Player- I do not
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uncontested elections are incredibly unhealthy for democracy. No disrespect to Greg, but I think this is poor form.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was one of them. Put off a US trip because I didn't want to be thrown in a concentration camp because I think Trump is a pile of crap
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, and the bit about whitewashing history, because you just know he loves a bit of racism in his games. Just adores it.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, the imagined motives he gives to other people are telling are they not. We are all sheep, needing flashy lights and baubles so we can tell everyone else how many games we play. Unlike him, who owns 1700+ games.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If i ever end up being the kind of person who thinks every new thing is bad and only good stuff is from my 20's, smack me on the nose and tell me to snap out of it. There are good albums after led Zeppelin IV There are good movies after The Godfather and there are good games after Dune. Yeesh
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is from a list of great games from 1979 and this guy makes a big post about why it's the best and how it has all been downhill since. He finishes off with this rant. Imagine how miserable it must be to spent 47 years thinking this way. Nothing to look forward to, only nostalgia is good.
Text rant by some old weirdo "The huge influx of new players with no perspective driven by uninformed reviewers and the catering to the lowest tier of demans of plastic dollies and overdone art has crushed these innovative and extremely fun games out of the market. The masses are fed with game after game of streamlined play, boring themes, elegant mechanics, short playtimes, all to allow people to score wins faster and pump up play stats toimpress their friends. But where is the story? I don’t need to live someone else’s story, I want to develop my own, and I don’t need fancy art or srilted prose on some card to do so. I also don’t need to whitewash history or remove uncomfortable elements. I miss the cheap ziplocks with cut out counters that tried to present an interesting situation or some new ideas. Thank goodness these games do not become vaporware or are removed from some streaming platform…I can play my games until I am buried with them."
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't be too shocked at it happening this time. I'm not voting for them personally, but people I know who have been historic labour and national voters are. There's a meh factor to hipkins and luxon has been weak as.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Adobe creative stopped working on win10, so i tried upgrading, and windows would not allow it. I had to spoof the authenticator and am now reinstalling EVERYTHING. 2 days of productivity spent on getting the computer working. I am a smidge grumpy.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly, why would anyone think otherwise
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty much. How does their actions in any way make a potential customer go "I reckon these folk know how to make a good board game"
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJxz...
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'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here is the statement. I have blacked out the games name because i don't want to give them any actual attention. Clown tier level marketing though
Claiming this game's artwork was 'made with generative AI' was a deliberate performance tied directly to the game's core themes.

It doesn't reflect the reality. REDACTED was brought to life by our close friend and artist, REDACTED, who is the shadow author behind the art of the game, following closely the aesthetics of both the 50s ads and early genAI. Those who snatched a copy already know about this.
We designed this entire performance as an experiment on how labels, disclaimers, and online outrage shape perception before a game is even played.

We have prepared a complete behind-the-curtain document detailing the process behind the art (which includes an elaborate legal setup courtesy of our in-house lawyer, REDACTED). It will be made available to those partaking in game events to be announced in the coming months, more information to be shared soon. For media outlets covering the game, this document is available upon request.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So a game announced they were using AI some months ago. People said Boo, but not that many. Yesterday they announced that "IT WAS ALL A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND WE ARE USING REAL ART" And I can't think of a worse marketing strategy for a game. Hur hur, we lied to you fools, buy out stuff now.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe you get to less games than I do?
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hot take - I prefer buying well looked after 2nd hand games over new ones. Unboxing, punching out and assembling a game is tiresome busy work I would gladly outsource to anyone who wanted to do it. 2nd hand games are ready to play immediately, and I loves that about them.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's video is Shackleton Base. A fascinating Euro game that has some really strong core mechanics that it shakes up each game by adding in variable corporations who change the rules. Find out why it works here. youtu.be/eDtocl_jSpM
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Shackleton Base in about 3 minutes
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 25/09/2026
If all journalists know how the sausage is made - on a filthy factory floor, out of kitten meat - and chooses not to inform the public because “we all know about the kitten meat”, those journalists are shit at journalism
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My thoughts are with you. My sister passed far too early and I wished I had the opportunity to be with her more towards the end. It is so important you are there. Kia Kaha!
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
I read this story and can’t help think of the breathless coverage media has given these delusional fantasies about superintelligent AI killing humanity in ten years, when companies are releasing tools coaching mass shooters and helping people kill themselves. People need to wake the fuck up.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mine would have been Talisman or Axis and Allies in 1987. I think I played a friends Talisman first but bought it 2nd after A&A.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skynet can never win in the Terminator universe, because AI dudebros at cyberdyne programmed it with the"great man of history" model baked in It believes billionaire propaganda that innovation and social change only happens because of specific individual disruptors. This is of course, bollocks.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was pretty good. A bit nastier than i was expecting. Of the trinity of Catan, Ticket to Ride and Carcasonne it's easily the one I enjoyed the most. It just came out in a lull in my gaming (Honours, Masters and overseas trip/work) and by the time I was back board gaming it has passed by a bit.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I only played Carcassonne for the first time last year, there are just soooooo many games.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sounds like a ditch coat... maybe a gutter coat.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kapiti, don't make another Costley mistake, Vote for Sophie Handford ;)
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All this is true. Yet Labour decided it was because they went too left.
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They 100% believe that they lost last election by being too left. They made up that lie and now its dogma and no amount of evidence or reason will shift them from it. They do not understand that Adern got over 50% because for once in a lifetime, someone gave the country some hope.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Stephanie Rodgers 🍉 @bootstheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The "AI will kill us all" panic says everything about the dudes promoting it: genAI is already killing people through inaccuracy, encouraging violence and self-harm, and giving bad leaders false confidence to make harmful decisions But that's not a *cool* kind of "killing us all" so they don't care
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not a massive deck building guy, i tend to like the hybrid games where deck building is just a part of it. That said, Clank in space is pretty damned good and Alien legendary is my fav DB co-op. I'd also give some good vibes on Dune Imperium uprising and Blood Bowl Team Manager
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's very inclusive of you
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's video is The Taverns of Tiefenthal, a deck building game about running and upgrading a tavern. This game comes with a kitchen sink full of game mechanics but somehow it works quite well. youtu.be/-T1AAJIVJSM
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The Taverns of Tiefenthal in about 3 minutes
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guy making bank off total rort of a system "If you stop this rort, it will be 100% worse, trust me, the guy making bank off it currently"
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J from 3 Minute board games @3mbg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our finale was "roll high a lot or die" and 5 of the 6 camp councilors died because you can only roll 4+ so often, but one lived, so we won. That kind of bullshit. But we laughed and thought it was funny as.
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