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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4

@386dx4.bsky.social
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"Twitter... shit, I'm still only in Twitter. Everytime I think I'm gonna log on back in Livejournal... I wanted a social media platform, and for my sins, they gave me one"

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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 8h
Consider the benefits of sheer, unhinged, gonzo writing under the effects of fatigue. Hunter S. Thompson but instead of drugs, lack of sleep.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i wonder if Mr. Boombastic and the Hotstepper are friends in real life or if it's totally just an act they put on when i'm listening to both songs at the same time....
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 23h
@spreen_co

for anyone who's wondered what an apple intelligence summary of a breakup text looks like

[name redacted]
No longer in a relationship; wants belongings from the apartment.

@spreen_co

yes this was real
yes it happened yesterday
yes it was my birthday
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Rideth🎴Mochi @rideth-mochi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nevermind #Gundam
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 21h
I am about to get Triggered
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 23h
Apparently it's a thing that k-pop dance crews take to Moynihan Train Hall on weekends to practice, and this is the most cyberpunk thing ever
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have never seen Maple look more smug
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@normal_now

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@regriskallen.bsky.social qwaso
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody ever goes to the Bandit Mountains, what a shame
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, THAT sure as hell wasn't my plan for Friday night
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who wore it better, me and this random guy who apologized for getting in the way but was totally down to join in after I said it would be great to have another person in the shot or some Corsican actors?
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who wore it better, me or De Niro?
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>Macross Frontier >20th anniversary
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can get a body kit to transform a suzuki twin kei car into a mini r34 skyline and that is hella dope
A tiny cute suzuki twin kei car in redA transformed suzuki twin with body kit included lowered bumper cover, widened wheel arches and a high spoiler, the car is also a cool purple colour
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh man, if you liked that, look up sos pwa nwa - Haitian style black beans. It's kickass. Tastes like a million bucks, costs two.
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Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 09/10/2026
Preorders open now! Good Smile Company Pacific Rim MODEROID Cherno Alpha From the movie "Pacific Rim" comes a MODEROID plastic model of the rugged Jaeger, Cherno Alpha! Preorder: goodsmile.link/53dVs8 #goodsmile
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still from Starship Troopers showing an execution chamber with the text 6PM ALL NET ALL CHANNELS
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The rough texture of the top half is textured so slicing stuff doesn't stick to the blade. I think it's a zebrawood handle. Needed a different sharpener than my stainless knives. It's gotta get washed and dried after every use. No soaking. No waiting.
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I. Got. One. Hella. Kitchen. Knife. Senzo, by Suncraft. I came thinking I'd end up with a French knife that just wasn't sold in the US. This was so fucking well balanced, it felt like an extension of my fingers. 3% carbon steel. I just tried it out and it does not cut. It reads your intentions.
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Other than losing my phone on a train when we flew from Paris to Italy and not getting the right paperwork for the One Expensive Item we bought, holy tucking hisht, Paris and Rome trip was amazing. I can't skeet enough about it, doubly because I'm on a Pixel 6a with temperamental battery life
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I commit to my bits, mofo
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unless...?
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if we kissed 👉 👈 In front of the Eiffel Tower? 🗼 Haha jk lol
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a shitpost 26 years in the making
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah they're doing a Deus Ex pop-up and did a remake of the catacomb level
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How do Cornell students tolerat this, and how do parents send their kids there? Ban frats everywhere www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/n...
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Atomique @atomiquefetish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How William Gibson’s Neuromancer helped shape the visual language of cyberpunk, imagining a future of networks, artificial intelligence, corporate power and digital identities long before they became part of everyday life. www.otaviosantiago.com/post/william... #WilliamGibson #OtavioSantiago
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William Gibson, Neuromancer and the Visual Language of Cyberpunk
Long before the internet became a place we carried in our pockets, before social media transformed identity into an interface and before artificial intelligence entered everyday conversation, William ...
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, maybe "food from countries the UK colonized/horribly exploited and crashed out of in ways that shake those countries and the world even today"? What I'm trying to say is that I haven't had the chance to try many foods from the Francophone world for better or for worse. How did you even find me
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's French, duh, that's why it's Le Ocean
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THAI STYLE MOTHERFUCKING FLAN British colonial food importage is p good but the Francophone world is way ahead
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Glass noodle casserole in coconut milk with spicy green sauce and big perfect shrimp
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Steamed red curry fish in a banana leaf
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First time eating Laotian foooooood Banana blossom salad with shrimp
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dispatches from the Soviet themed darts bar in the "remember the heroes of the Paris Commune" part of the 13th arrondisement with Liberation Radio's broadcast tower nearby
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Live feed from the anti-TERF pro-Palestine cat cafe
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Met the king of Paris
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also a recorder that's taller than either or both of us
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday we saw a massive, organized, coordinated nationwide transit strike where the teaching, hospital, and other unions struck in solidarity. The issue at hand: capping raises for next year. I wanted to ask if they would adopt us
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear France - do you have a need for immigrants who don't speak a word of French but are cloud engineers, PST
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clearly the key to getting her to be willing to appear in photos is to drag her to world landmarks
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sup
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The Artist Formerly Known as 386dx4 @386dx4.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It scales = it can rapidly increase as operational demands increase It scales also = it fish scales
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
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