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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra

@2swaggus.bsky.social
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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv. If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off. He/They strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page

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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kuwumi
thighs up drawing of kurumi from yes precure 5 as she appears in otona precure. she's winking and posed with one hand on her hip, and her jacket is open to reveal her suspiciously well rendered stomach. there are two doodles accompanying the main image, one shows kurumi drinking a cocktail and the other shows her holding hands with karen.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
70. Forgotten Island Great watch with an emotional gut punch in the final third. Two leads give off the vibes of a PG-rated Harold and Kumar, and I mean that in the most complimentary way. Bit too fast-paced for me, but other than that, beautiful animated showcase of the Philippines.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
69. Five Nights at Freddy's Funny kind of bad, but props on the actual designs of Freddy and friends. They look fantastic, clearly where the budget went because, jesus, did they only have enough left to license one commercial song.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
68. Mean Girls Simultaneously a complete product of 2004 and a timeless classic. 20+ years since its release, and this movie still echoes in the chambers of every online space, community, and fandom out there. I love it so much.
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DawnWings @kisekiralink.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if I had stupid amounts of cash to spend, I wouldn't be antagonizing the regular folk, I'd be donating most of what I don't need and keeping the remaining part for stupid shit like a different ita bag for every day of the week
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
utz also fits the latter
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
virgin rold gold versus the chad snyder's pretzels
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
67. Metal Gear Solid Over-the-top political espionage, a narrative that zigs and zags all over, cutscenes long enough to almost make my system hibernate, all held by impressive stealth mechanics for its time with some clunky combat. Absolute classic, one of my personal favorites.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
66. Resident Evil (2026) Possibly one of the best video game adaptations. Easy for casual newcomers to enjoy on its own while also having plenty of easter eggs for the fans. Some of them are more groan-worthy than others, but hey, RE's all about the cheese.
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Lucca 💫 @eclair-illusion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They can take away my freedom but they can't take away my swag
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meitantei precure screenshot of labubu-form usonoir holding a size-appropriate blunt
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
high as fuck and i just made a strawpage AMA pikminweed.straw.page
edited screenshot of Wonderful Precure featuring Komugi sipping on a can of 7up
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my favorite part was where he said "it's residenting time!" and then residents all over the evil guy
meitantei precure jett plushie in front of an re movie poster
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
following the trend, hit me
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mocha! 🫧 @santacarburera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whys he doin that
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wouldnt pizza and pints be more proper wording ehehehe
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hol 🍀💎 @holfrisky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
forcing my miis to watch peak #priorche #プリオケ
Tomodachi Life recreation of the Princession Orchestra logo from the series' second OP.
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“precure” pat @plainpat808.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
quite possibly the first name in precure revealed to me where my initial reaction is just "shut the fuck up."
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sami 🌟 sketch comms open @5hehzada.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🪻🌹🌷🌼🌻 #precure
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sami 🌟 sketch comms open @5hehzada.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🩵 #precure
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Volti vEmmi @voltivemmi.butchsky.social · 26/09/2026
Precure villain: Soon, the world will fall into ruin. All things in this world will crumble within themselves. Nothing will remain except ash, ash, ash upon ash. Precure girl: No... I won't let you. Tomorrow, there's a sale on fruit. I absolutely have to get that fruit at a bargain price! I must!!!
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Ama~Lucky! @gravebride.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This dollhouse stuff I got on clearance is a good size for the PreCure dolls I imported a couple years back
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weed
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Techneti (🎂 TODAY!!) @techneti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ttyd chapter 4
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Aura/アウラ @electronicaura.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let me help you cure sky! #precure #prettycure #cureprism #hirogarusky Wig: @meruruaya.bsky.social Photo: @acormaprods.bsky.social
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Frog!!! @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fall weather wifefriends
knees-up drawing of karen and kurumi from yes precure 5 as adults standing in a field beneath a branch of autumn leaves. theyre both dressed in fall-appropriate fashion and karen is holding kurumi's shoulders from behind while kurumi points at the leaves
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Radiator Spring chicken
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mewtype parties too hard
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mocha! 🫧 @santacarburera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
been thinking about cars on the road lately ive been fixated over this one joke for months
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
more like NERDmora ehehehehe
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the joker is among us
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elo @elozinnia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm afraid this was funnier in my head
mikuru, anna, luluka and kurea stand in front of three doors that each have a number above them. from left to right the numbers are: 3, 6, 7. 
anna is moving her hands like the six seven gesture. the doors are a reference to meitantei precure episode 33
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
65. Transformers: Dark of the Moon Only a marginal improvement from ROTF by virtue of no annoying roommate character, but that's not saying much. Really, the only reasons to watch this are either the moments turned into memes, or the final third where it's basically Chicago's 9/11 lmao
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
64. Blood: Refreshed Supply Despite my sour grapes over the pricing and abandonment of Fresh Supply, it's still a damn fine job of a remaster. Still kicks ass while also kicking the player's ass at every corner. The addition of Marrow and Deathwish in the package is also damn cool.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Don't even get me started on the shit folks that remotely appeared Middle Eastern/South Asian had to endure.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People died and we got dragged into a new age of dark global politics and a greater surveillance state that WE ARE STILL FEELING TO THIS DAY, all in the name of "safety" and "national security." Stop with the fucking "bonding" shit, you tool.
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Aireny~ @heartfeltpastels.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trans girls don't even say "I love you" anymore. They just say:
"As long as you're smiling, somewhere out there... That's enough for me." - Luluka (Star Detective Precure)
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
63. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger One big ass romp through the Western genre's greatest hits, all packaged neatly into a nifty little linear shooter. It ain't here for a long time, but it is here for a damn good time. Age does show, though. Would benefit from a higher rez and 60 FPS patch.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
high as fuck, ask me almost anything pikminweed.straw.page
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wren✨🌈 @eggtempest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yunooo #animeYMMT #アニメゆめみた
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Filmore the Hippie Van at Flo's Cafe
ALT: Filmore the Hippie Van at Flo's Cafe
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mocha! 🫧 @santacarburera.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
life can feel like itll be forever miserable and unfixable especially when you cant get out of your own head, but when things get too bad it sends you a reminder why itll always be worth fighting for in spite of the hardships happy 20th cars, and heres to another 20 ❤️⚡️💛
a picture of the credits of Cars (2006) in the theater with a plush of laura la mer
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
62. Brokeback Mountain One part "hahaha gay cowboy movie," three parts "oh, this is actually beautiful and damn tragic." No one in the groupwatch is ever okay when we get to Ennis in Jack's childhood room.
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Sicko in the Yuri Brain 3D Slots (Open) @superpilkyrose64.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alvin and the Fucking Chipminks
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Sicko in the Yuri Brain 3D Slots (Open) @superpilkyrose64.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My current bang dream yume mete experience
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bandori yumemita shitpost 

Ritsu: "My friends broke up and both immediately posted pics of their dinner."

Viola: "Broke up with my gf today :("
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