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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra

@2swaggus.bsky.social
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Here to incessantly post about my silly interests and maybe get angry on the side, basically a glorified priv. If you don't like queers, you don't like me. Fuck Off. He/They strawpage to submit complaints: pikminweed.straw.page

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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
71. Backrooms
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
70. Forgotten Island Great watch with an emotional gut punch in the final third. Two leads give off the vibes of a PG-rated Harold and Kumar, and I mean that in the most complimentary way. Bit too fast-paced for me, but other than that, beautiful animated showcase of the Philippines.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
69. Five Nights at Freddy's Funny kind of bad, but props on the actual designs of Freddy and friends. They look fantastic, clearly where the budget went because, jesus, did they only have enough left to license one commercial song.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
68. Mean Girls Simultaneously a complete product of 2004 and a timeless classic. 20+ years since its release, and this movie still echoes in the chambers of every online space, community, and fandom out there. I love it so much.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
67. Metal Gear Solid Over-the-top political espionage, a narrative that zigs and zags all over, cutscenes long enough to almost make my system hibernate, all held by impressive stealth mechanics for its time with some clunky combat. Absolute classic, one of my personal favorites.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
66. Resident Evil (2026) Possibly one of the best video game adaptations. Easy for casual newcomers to enjoy on its own while also having plenty of easter eggs for the fans. Some of them are more groan-worthy than others, but hey, RE's all about the cheese.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
meitantei precure screenshot of labubu-form usonoir holding a size-appropriate blunt
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my favorite part was where he said "it's residenting time!" and then residents all over the evil guy
meitantei precure jett plushie in front of an re movie poster
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
following the trend, hit me
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mewtype parties too hard
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
65. Transformers: Dark of the Moon Only a marginal improvement from ROTF by virtue of no annoying roommate character, but that's not saying much. Really, the only reasons to watch this are either the moments turned into memes, or the final third where it's basically Chicago's 9/11 lmao
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
64. Blood: Refreshed Supply Despite my sour grapes over the pricing and abandonment of Fresh Supply, it's still a damn fine job of a remaster. Still kicks ass while also kicking the player's ass at every corner. The addition of Marrow and Deathwish in the package is also damn cool.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
63. Call of Juarez: Gunslinger One big ass romp through the Western genre's greatest hits, all packaged neatly into a nifty little linear shooter. It ain't here for a long time, but it is here for a damn good time. Age does show, though. Would benefit from a higher rez and 60 FPS patch.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
high as fuck, ask me almost anything pikminweed.straw.page
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
62. Brokeback Mountain One part "hahaha gay cowboy movie," three parts "oh, this is actually beautiful and damn tragic." No one in the groupwatch is ever okay when we get to Ennis in Jack's childhood room.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bandori yumemita shitpost 

Ritsu: "My friends broke up and both immediately posted pics of their dinner."

Viola: "Broke up with my gf today :("
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
bandori yumemita shitpost 

miyako: "anybody know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfullment"

ritsu, yuno, and nonoka: "crunchwrap supreme from taco bell"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
arale from bandori yumemita 

"perhaps..."
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
fuji miyako from bandori yumemita next to a drooling cat
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
arale from bandori yumemita next to a drooling cat
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
yuno sengoku from bandori yumemita with a red pikmin stem and flower
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
bandori yumemita yuno screenshot "oh my god bruh"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
realized I never posted my setup from this weekend
garfield and red pikmin ita bags
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
low rez precure wiki screenshot 

"purirun is dead"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bang dream yumemita arale reaction photo 

"It's over."
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
started bang dream yumemita
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
saw packs of 7up with a different logo and "new taste" advertised earlier this week
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
star detective precure screenshot over lyrics to Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress 

"I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin'

[Chorus]
With a long, cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
Yeah, with just one look, I was a bad mess
'Cause that long, cool woman had it all"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
61. Resident Evil 4 remake Not the biggest fan of Leon's grounded movement, but that's just pettiness from having played the original too much. Almost everything else is here and feels so nice to play. The modern lighting helps make the whole thing damn terrifying at times. Great shit.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
60. Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Really feels like a "Here you go, damn!" kind of way to end these movies, even down to how cheap Alvin and pals look. Only thing that stuck out to me was seeing Crabman from My Name is Earl here next to Jason Lee.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
59. Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Better than 2 by virtue of having a focused plot, and hey look at that! The Chipettes actually get time to shine. Feel bad about what happened to David Cross on this one.
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
cure arcana shadow and cure eclair from meitantei precure 

"gay nerds fighting"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Snoop Dogg says only one person has outsmoked him"

cure eclair from star detective precure
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Have you seen him?

Now you have (:"

breadbug from pikmin
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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star detective precure screenshot 

"I see"
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Joel Schumacher's Princession Orchestra @2swaggus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
good precure episode this week
star detective precure shitpost 

kurea holding a cure eclair plush
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