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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you peel your apples for a crumble or crisp, I don't even know what role society has for you. "No crusts on my sandwich please, mummy" grow up
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image looks sus to me too, but someone on LinkedIn (based in Tadworth) posted multiple photos that look like Colley Hill, including the plaque with a different reflection: lnkd.in/p/gxhpVZK8. It's also possible the plaque is new
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Every day around 4PM, I sit on this bench. It’s where I decompress after another day talking about long‑term conditions at work. Yesterday I finally discovered what had been behind my back for… | Ni...
Every day around 4PM, I sit on this bench. It’s where I decompress after another day talking about long‑term conditions at work. Yesterday I finally discovered what had been behind my back for seven...
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tommy needy drinky fr
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm just not myself when I'm west of the Mississippi
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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jort harrison @crip.es · 17/08/2026
I'm Addicted to this Buddhism Game
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All of my opinions are ontologically correct so if God exists I'm certain that he will also hate Adam Sandler's space spider movie for the same 5 reasons I do
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me at 28: mwah..this latest news is rather redolent of Umberto Eco's 'Ur-Fascism' which I was just reading Me at 38: Dawn Powerwash changing my life in the kitchen fr 🙌
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fully anti-slop, but I suspect LinkedIn is overwhelmed with people using the preexisting "report" options to flag AI bullshit and it's muddying up their report queues, so they're trying to separate it out this way. Absent more info on how they plan to handle these reports, this is nearly meaningless
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thinking about medjool dates and getting upset
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I always say
E-mail from Joanna Czech (a skincare company) that reads, “I always say your face begins at your nipples and ends at your hairline”
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Baste Eddie in butter and roll him in prosciutto you people are too soft
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was gonna say Tinder in April 2019 but do you
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Of course Staind makes beautiful music that reflects the depths and complexities of the human condition. They are from Springfield, MA
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
From is a cautionary tale about what happens when a beleaguered village has no centralized knowledge management function
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gentle co-uncleing
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Living La Burger Boca
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fucking the Google Sheets lady for Google Sheets
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
quitting my job to go on a burger tour of the heartlands
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wearing Meta glasses automatically opts you in to playing the knockout game
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Lining the walls of my goon cave with Squishmallows to reach new levels of 360° parkour frotting
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Joe Meyers @joesview.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Jane Fisher, The Yawn, 1988, Watercolor
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Soothing Nature Sounds (Relaxing ASMR): A Giant Earthquake Wipes out the Entire West Coast
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Stole my joke and you won't even pretend to care about defending the honor of the best state in the nation
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number one fishen man @redneckvasectomy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl commercials are like the Super Bowl for commercials
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Vibram FiveFinger discount
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Accidentally wore Patagucci to the unemployment office
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Long lines at the unemployment office today
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I stay logged on
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Aging comes with many crazy surprises but I could never have predicted warming to Joni Mitchell
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 31/12/2023
In every photograph I've ever seen of Shel Silverstein he looks like he only sleeps with married people
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I grew up vegan so I just never developed a taste for it
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sorry I can't eat pussy I'm vegan
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Does mezcal with the worm count as vegan
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Staring off into space at the bar crashing out about the concept of $2 vegan eggnog pudding shots
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i could fix him
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
NYT Cooking wants me to eat beans so bad
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This isn't about my husband I'm just imagining a guy that thinks bugs have rights and getting sick
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Problematic tolerance for spiders in the house gap relationship
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Cum Town wife BlueSky husband 🤨
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Say nice things about Portland" say nice things about my balls in your dumb little mouth
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Instigating the Cascadia Subduction Zone rupture with each swing of my pendulous naturals
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Setting off the Lunk Alarm with my titty drop
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"Emergency naked bike ride"
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Just got my first tattoo
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Tattoo count has finally surpassed body count. Nice
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2soup2nuts.bsky.social @2soup2nuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Mattress Firm? God I hope not
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