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Two-Hand Sam

@2handsam.bsky.social
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Male (he/him) | Married with (adult) Children | Drummer Talker of much shit | Works in IT Opposes Donald Trump and all MAGA with every fiber of my being.

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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 5h
Trump ran Epsteins child sex trafficking ring. The same ring where they tortured, raped, murdered and consumed children and babies
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I had to classify a trump supporter, I think the best way to describe them are “They’re like Libertarians, only far more ignorant of how the world actually works, and far more dumb”
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Of all the Kennedys, we still have to deal with this one
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Union Gang HQ @usarmyoverlord.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bibi's back shots VS Oath Breaker.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amen
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey Braves, we saved you a seat Love, The Phillies
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Homer and Bart Simpson on the Couch
ALT: Homer and Bart Simpson on the Couch
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want us to win with numbers so huge that a cardiac event or a stroke happens, ending all of this nonsense once and for all.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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T.N.T.BOOM! @the1sttntboom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That dumb shit Blanche is so going to prison….
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amen, and more Amen
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As with most members of the Pedo-GOP…..hope he roasts uncomfortably in Hell
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
background is grass in front of a beach and water

“UNDER-AGE WOMEN” DO NOT EXIST.

THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS CHILDREN.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought this was a joke, but it's not. gov.louisiana.gov/news/5178
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The wife beating, raging drunk failed weekend warrior and NeoNazi traitor says what, now?! newrepublic.com/post/216045/...
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Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
Pete Hegseth revealed that the men will help direct a project to determine the future of the military.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you MAGA Republicans for putting Jack Smith on the stand, on TV, and reminding the country (world) how many times Trump and his fascist enablers committed crimes against the United States on January 6 And it was especially good of you to do it right before midterms.
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can’t wait for this day.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, though, most South Koreans are much smarter than MAGA dipshits. 🙄
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve heard the lie of “illegals voting” for 30+ years. Republicans/MAGA just can’t fathom that their braindead policies and political beliefs are so toxic no one wants them governing, so they make up excuses that illegal immigrants vote in such vast numbers that it’s the only reason democrats win.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A meme displaying a photo of Donald Trump seemingly yelling at the pilot, set under satirical text that reads: "Barack Obama disrespecting the troops by saluting with a coffee in his hand. Colourized, 2026."
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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originaldvd.bsky.social @originaldvd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exactly
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Courtesy of the dumbest president ever “elected”
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The happiest couple in America: Commie Donnie and Malaria.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: At least 550,000 voters registered or updated their registration last week, according to final tallies the nonpartisan nonprofit National Voter Registration Day shared exclusively with Democracy Docket Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Exclusive: Over half a million voters registered in a single day last week
At least 550,000 voters registered or updated their registration last week, according to final tallies the nonpartisan nonprofit National Voter Registration Day shared exclusively with Democracy Docke...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Breaking: A live look at the first broadcast on Trump TV
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app. At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda. At worst, it’s spyware.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MAGA: “The US is the one of the largest oil producing nations in the world!!!” Reality: The US doesn’t produce one drop of oil…..the corporations do. And they make more profit selling that oil everywhere else but America
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA. And fuck everyone who supports them
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank a MAGA for voting to crater the economy.
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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John Sipher @johnsipher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see two scenarios regarding all these “Oh, Shit?!” AI security breaches. 1) They are in fact real, and these models are running with a shockingly absent amount of human control 2) It’s bullshit and the AI goons who are bleeding cash are trying to keep the VC money flowing by reporting FUD.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you have any doubt that Donald Trump has given Putin every shred of US intelligence he has asked for? Any at all?
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well the criminal regime is trying it's hardest to change that job description.
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Two-Hand Sam @2handsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll take “That’s Bullshit.” for $400, Alex. Trump wishes it was the 80s so bad he’s trying to repeat St Ronnie’s lie of Star Wars, as if anyone still believes him breakingdefense.com/2026/09/spac...
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Space Force has 'space control weapons' on orbit, Air Force secretary reveals - Breaking Defense
Troy Meink didn't elaborate on what "weapons" the US deployed, but revealed new info on other space and unmanned Air Force programs.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026
Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: Spineless “Christian.” American politics isn’t broken, just the GOP.
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