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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

What was more satisfying? Jake Paul getting his jaw straight busted or Andrew Tate catching that nasty uppercut?!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Like jellyfish, If touched by a Republican, pee on it.... Most of them hate being peed on.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

20 years ago if a politician accidentally saw a youngun in their spiderman underoos they would be banished to the dark place Howard Dean went for making weird sounds. as long as you're not brown, trans or believe that all people are truly created equal you can do anything your black hear desires

noises.now

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Ooooh ooh ooh I know this one! Complicity baby!!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Oh boy he sure does.... allegedly (definitely)

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Crazy isnt it that a man with this type of relationship with a boy would want to hide files that most definitely has pictures of him in that weird-ass 1930s school boy uniform

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

"Grandpa, where were you when the fascists tried to take over?" "In a frog suit air humping the shit out of those Nazis!" Fucking Legend!!!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Crazy to think that when the speaker of the house has an ambiguous son like person who monitors his porn is so adamantly against the release of the pedo-files. Wild man, just sold.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I toe the line of pacifism but that AssHole Stephen Miller is fight on sight. or is Or site?I don't know I just want to punch him

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

"We need to get into that SSA", doge Big Balls quits Doge Big Balls is now working at the SSA Yep no questions here guys

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Look at this brown nosed dum dum in his hat. Love him. A bandana would have been good but a cone hat is so much better!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I don't know how else to say this without sounding like a creep but I need to see this dog in a kerchief of some sort. Please and thank you.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

And musk banged his whore wife... Or so I heard

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I think it's because it's not at all about them being here "illegally" but more about them not of the "master race" I dunno, Patton don't ask me.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I don't even know what to put in these little idiots but I want them all!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I have this weird feeling they would make him drag his heavy wooden gallows to the middle of nowhere with a terribly painful hat upon his head. A couple of them would have some big spikes for some reason. There would probably be a guy that turned him in. He gets a kiss though which is nice

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I'm nearly 50, I have a bad hip, bad knees, and a recently repaired deviated septum. with that being said, I will fist fight ICE for people I've never and will never meet.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Never seen police work harder than when there is someone heading out to a Free Palestine rally or if somebody leaves Texas to get an abortion. I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

When I am inevitably, and not surprisingly, unanimously elected to a seat in the House, I'm conflicted on what my first order of business will be. A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body. B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I'm literally jonesing for a top off. Hoping I can continue to fight back the autism again too

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

In a perfect world we will keep electing the oldest mother fuckers to ever roam this earth and then wait until the opposition dies to narrowly sneak legislation through in the middle of the night...

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I live every day of my life in defiance of trump and I get zero recognition. Still cool for them though

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I think it's adorable that you think that in the future we'll have the ability to question any of this. Hysterical. I am in love with this fan-fic

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

You keep forgetting that this guy is a businesser. He do business. Businessiest of all those that are currently engaging in business and/or businessish activities. He know bidnerzzz

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

So do you think the hunger games started out with killing each other for the enjoyment of the ultra wealthy or do you think it started with fun games for citizenship?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

This guy shits his pants and wallows in it. Do you really think he cares what bodily fluid is on his tiny little hands?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

If what I remember and understand of the Bible, hell is not the burning sulfur pit of torture and despair but the absence of Gods presence.... Wait a second!!!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Ugggh imagine how bad Ayn Rand tastes

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Husker Don’t… damn you Joe Dirt. every single time!!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Ask any 6 year old if a hungry person should be fed or if a homeless person should be given a place to sleep out of the rain or cold. And if your response to them is “you’re only 6 what do you know” I got bad news for you pal, it is you that is radical and not in the cool TMNT way.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

My allergies are acting up so I may pass out if I gasp as hard as I need to after reading this

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

There is so much to hate about this, but what I hate most is it’s guaranteed to spark copycats looking for big payouts. Being a bigot for pay should not be this easy. I hate it here Also I hear she is MS-13 or maybe even 14. Whichever is worse

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

NCIS theme and then for obvious reasons… Murdergram

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

That's bonkers! Like, what If it's A person on the other end!?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Are you insane!?! My phone starts ringing I lock it in the attic with all the other haunted objects

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Pete Hegseth (overserved and unqualified as usual): “bellllch" Nice shot Don….Oh shit did someone say shots!?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Kristi Noem: did they have A dog?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

How do I, a non-racist, get 20K in gofundme Cash for a new roof without calling a child a disgusting slur?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Panasonic makes a great phone. Top notch touch tone technology. Wireless connectivity is seemingly limitless..... But if you could explain this post to dummies like me that'd be cool

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

they never thought he would come for them. This is the early onset of the "find out" portion of this life lesson. Unfortunately it might be a little too late.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

They hold who to higher what?!?! Their golden goose would knock his own mother down the stairs for just the slightest chance to rip a line of his own daughters ass!!! Eicorn is just one one many in that party with legitimate accusations against them for this disgusting behavior.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I picked up a copy of Chuck Schumer's book but it was too hard to hold. it had no spine

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

At this point when I say im"I want them to do something" what I secretly means is "wrap your bare hands around his turkey neck and squeeze"

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Scrambled eggs at 6:30 am are okay but scrambled eggs at 6:30 pm are a delicacy. Toast is fucking bomb any time of the day

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

That's a huge accusation about a president bought by GE. I think he was invented to sell anti labor union propaganda aaaannd 30 rock DVDs

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I don't know the law very well. Can someone who is let me know if a person said they wanted to "punch speaker of the house Johnson square in the nose" are there any legal repercussions said person could face?

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