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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

She sits so dumb, just ate peanut butter and needs haircut but man oh man do I love this little monkey dog!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Can anyone that knows anything at all about plants help me out?! I've had this plant for 6 years and it's never made this thing before. Now it's making 3 of them. Is it aliens? Should I call a priest?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

One glass and I keep seeing these blankets out the corner of my eye thinking it's random dog on my couch. The universe is telling me something

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Maga seeing money spent on humanitarian aid: "WaiSt oF Tax MonEY!" Also Maga when the Gestapo needs recruits: " SUPER BOWL AD AND BRING IN BAY!"

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Show me your coffee stations. My timeline is too depressing #coffee #espresso #homebarista

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

The "people" over at r/conservative are unequivocally the dumbest collection of ball gargling sycophants I've ever seen. They are living proof that if you give a monkey a typewriter......

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Terrible onion looking latte art but the amazing Dizzy album Concert of the Century, never disappoints! Show me your Jazz recommendations!!! #musicsky #vinylsky #jazz

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Cup number two and Yellowcard. Why would you want to do anything else on Sunday?

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I have never been funnier than I was in 2014. My talents are wasted

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Wait wait here’s Odin in his coat. 13 years of friendship and stinky feet…. His not mine!!!! Can’t believe he’s been gone a year already

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

In case you didn’t hear this was Odin the world’s best beagle boy. So fat so gross so loved. Miss you dumb dumb bubba

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Simply because it will be illegal any day now, I'm going to switch from making very poignant and widely unseen posts about the looming president to be. Instead I'm now a wine, whiskey, and Amy poster only. Long suffer the king! Wine. Alcohol. Drink. Forget

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Nearly 7 years ago I caught these two idiots staring at me wondering why they were stuck inside while I worked outside. The beagle never truly forgave me.

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Can you believe she is 10?! Doesn't look a day over 5!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is Odin, he was the world's best beagle.He tolerated these photos shoots because he loved me. He's been gone for a year and I miss him everyday. #beagle

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Day 4 of my photography that nobody but me seems to like! #defiance

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Happy #blackandwhite Friday! Stay home, eat leftovers, love on your pets!

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Thank Amy for being the prettiest little monkey pup, She deserves it. Oh and I guess you can be thankful for like family too or whatever

Beautiful black and white image of a terrier must standing poised and attentive demanding praise as she is such a good girl

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Michael McAllister @2ems.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I am Michael, this is Amy. She is outraged by the state of things and has been known to scream into the abyss. I sometimes scream with her.

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