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@nikkaela.bsky.social
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what's up uhh the sky? hello? you are dumb my name is ashley and i use she her pfp maddel_art picrew dunno the platform forgot to check probably twitter anyway

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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 3h
you would not believe your eyes... if one hundred normal guys... gorilla
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 13h
happy birthday to my favourite creature in the whole wide world and also my sister i guess its her birthday too but millie is more important obviously
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think i might have aphantasia
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"eh, this anime's kinda boring but i cant be arsed to turn it off" *5 episodes later* I may have developed a taste for romancy lovey dovey anime it might be a little late which is when i usually get In The Feelings but i am :O'ing and gasping horimiya
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you give heat, it melts u pour into mold make shape Chocolate is metal?
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As of today my body has passed it's prime and will begin The Decomposition Stage. (I turned 22, sadly. Wish me a happy birthday or else.)
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Buncha gay astrologist deer call them the starbucks
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think its very funny when you see someone paid for an ad on twitter
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a hoarding problem comparable to that of a dragon. Any bards in chat?
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Its simply too easy being autistic sometimes (I get the bare minimum that everyone should have anyways but i get it because im autism) I get to pay Very Small Amounts Of Money for Special Dentistry where i only have to pay a maximum amount per year and i get to have them
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
im like 5 percent sure my dog is just a homeless man in a suit
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hey guys i am playing rimworld with Anomaly and Literally made my colonist go fuck themselves i really hope there wont be any dark and evil consequences for this.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
is the "trans" in "transgender" for like transform transfigure or transcend? personally i like option 3 or perhaps its transit or even... transaction or maybe tranquilizer
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW RANMA 1/2 IN OCTOBER WOOOOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dear Diary... Today i went on a walk with my roommate and we talked about blue cum and families of 1. goodbye.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
genuinely curious do you guys have pooping songs like songs you'll put on just to poop sometimes mine is One Last Breath by Creed
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the desire to consume birds vs not liking nuggets
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Madruga Works @madrugaworks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We are now in the final stretch of development for #Planetbase2 This is Dev Update 09, we are showing the last Domes and Visitors we are adding to the game. Check it out! store.steampowered.com/news/app/350...
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hello, bluesky. I have come to vent my frustrations. Thank you for listening.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The pinnacle of human intelligence, in text format.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This message goes out to all the cook who post their recipes online if you use "5 dl" instead of "500 millileters" or "half a liter" i sincerely hope you go to prison and rot to death dl is the singlemost POINTLESS unit of measurement invented since imperial I have poured 3x the water needed into
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this could be us but you keep running away and my knees hurt
static.klipy.com
cat eat cat
ALT: cat eat cat
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
those genetically recreated dire wolves from that biotech company are Very Very cool i worry very little about The Implications because global warmings gonna kill us all anyways but like bigass wolves are cool as fuck jurassic park WHEN
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
resident evil more like local baddies (they want to eat you)
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bowling sucks ngl that shits just indoor golf
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
here is an image of hugh jackman i found on google images
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The shrink ray worked!
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am drinking a milkshake with bananas kiwi redcurrant and vanilla ice cream and it has fucking blackberry juice ice cubes and lemme tell ya yummers
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
picking wildberries before and after finding a single larvae thing in one of them :( suddenly it became a lot less peaceful im still gonna do it but i am now vigilant
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I went out and picked some wild blackberries foraging arc i also accidentally went bug catching which wasnt cool bugs are cringe and mean and scary
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i think that from now until the end of time Maybe: every time i try a new resident evil game i'll accidentally, somehow, locky myself out of a vital mechanic that was meant to help me when i was playing requiem/9 i didnt upgrade the blood storage so i couldnt upgrade shit
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
guys i have 420 hours on stardew valley thats so cool i wish concerned ape would add weed the evil path where it just turns into schedule 1
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
as of late i have been getting more wheezy why does my laugh change every 6 months or so
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
my sister held a dnd one shot one time and she made me play a bard so while i was choosing cantrips and such i saw that Prestidigitation could Change the Flavour of things. I could SEASON people. after some questions she explained that Suggest could be used to suggest Reasonable things to people
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my very normal transfeminine desire to grow an evil curly moustache is being overshadowed by my distaste of Eating Hair and my facial hair is generally very uncooperative (as is its nature.) Today we might suffer great losses.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"*example* minutes of Merlin being Arthur's emotional support wizard"
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my dog millie is the most delightful little creature and i love her very much
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i go to grocery store and hear they are playing one of my favourite songs ever but then only a moment later i hear it is a FUCKERING sped up penis dick cock version at what point in time did we decide that music was too boring... tiktok brain rot has progressed to the terminal stages
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
give me 30 billion dollars and i will make google but for searching for songs you dont know the name of or the lyrics by just searching "that song that goes bweep boo bop bop badam bah boop AHHH" and then it'll give you the song the most people have done similar bweeps for yknow
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sometimes while i am walking my dog and it is bright outside i look at my hand and go AH because i am danish and never go outside i am like, a year or two of gremlinmaxxing away from becoming an actual mirror
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.twitch.tv/nikkaela fallout 4 and trying to discover if women are real
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Falling out of like 4... 4 what? fall out of what? fallout 4? f4allout?
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i dont think ive ever used a videogame character creator that had hair my length I am incomputable.
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
good news gamers i am starting to get a hold of my falsetto
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
www.twitch.tv/nikkaela gaming
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Recently 'Gonkified' streamer tries to prove she isn't gay. (She is.)
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
youtu.be/P9uQAJtDI-Y i worked relatively hard on this
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I rated Resident Evil character's buttworms so you don't have to! Yes, somone had to do it.
YouTube video by Nikkaela
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i messaged like 6 people to game who were all online and none have responded for hours man i hate the human brain its mean and makes me feel bad
depression
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
are facial scars still cool if theyre really tiny and from a dachshund
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i just really like re4 remake man
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address me by my royal title (peasant) @nikkaela.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rky... i made things again
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Which Resident Evil games and movies actually have Evil Residents? The answer may surprise you
YouTube video by Nikkaela
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