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Disappointing Bounces

@1ow1ifeform.bsky.social
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Semi professional old man. You're only cool as the corners where you source all your parts.

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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if like, there was no singer yah kno?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't mind me, I'd rather be listening to Peter Jackson's King Kong the companion novelization book on tape.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@nytimes.com Q U A N T I C. Tell your puzzler to Crack a fucking book open every once in a while
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I dig Joni a lot but am always surprised that blue gets so much more love than hissing of summer lawns.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yo fuck your consumer shit. I will wait for pc so I can actually own my shit. Y'all losers.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Glad you're importing the reading comprehension from Twitter, I knew we were missing something.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You gotta do the summer reading then my man
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
going forward any offending lake will be completely removed and replaced with patriot water
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You gotta check out Joni Mitchell's "Hissing of Summer Lawns" Dark yacht rock, not great for cruising the bay, but an incredible track.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How is it possible that Anne Hathaway literally does not age at all. She was gorgeous in DWP2. But also, how are we letting Scientologies #1 in movies still. That's crazy.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You could tell me he turned the west wing into a Spirit Halloween and I wouldn't even fact check you tbh.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wot Contry all deez Smi-ening gorls from eh guv'?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How many of these leaks are studio tactics? The more of these there are the more they seem like astroturf marketing.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We don't get these locally, Mad Jelly.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's so no one can report on him giving Salmonella to all the red states on the southern border with that socialized beef infusion.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Defund the police? Socialized spoiled beef? This dude would have loved CHAZ.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After the success of Marty Supreme, do you think we will see more Jazz Films in mainstream media?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Serial Experiments Lain appreciation post.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I lub spongbor
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wow this is so quirky haha. Any way. What is your game plan for tackling district 4? Do we have real political strategy or are we making funny hahas and caving to corporate interests?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There's a dude with one leg who's jacked as shit curling 60's like fucking Popeye in the gym. I feel way fatter than when I walked in.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes but so is modern neo liberalism, move farther left, get more aggressive or get out of the damn car.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This was something I absolutely needed to understand while in music school.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The day old baguettes do have a trench knife quality to them. Good luck sowing that up asshole.
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
YOU’VE WALKED INTO THE WRONG PANERA BREAD is what I’d say to someone who walked into a Panera Bread where I was about to stab them.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Rec center is the subgenre I have been waiting for my entire life.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@magic.wizards.com Why is standard faster than 2020 modern? You guys axe all the designers or what?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some times I shoot my son with the bubble gun and hit him with the "up yours woke moralist, we'll see who cancels who" Incredibly uplifting.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don't worry, I checked my ass and found it.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ahh man poor Elon, did somebody's self insert get dunked on? This dude is literally TADC squeaker levels of cringe.
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Isaac Challis Eaton @challiseaton.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#WigglerWednesday
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The brutal thing about your project is a lot of the viciousness is coming from literal children. I teach middle school and literally hordes of those little fuckers were screaming that its unfair its in theaters because now they have to tell their parents they watch it. Ur getting flamed by squeakers
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@everettaquasox.bsky.social
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fetishizing and demonizing is a core tenant of the Christian nationalist.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dumbass posers with no media literacy? I SUPPOSE SO.
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
keanu reeves as john wick pointing a gun
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I dunno man, citizens united been around for a while
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Why have we been living in a system held together by Band-Aids toothpicks and gum for so long?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
GUUUUSSSSSSS
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mamamoeba
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A large portion of my students do and it's horrifying.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
STOLEN PHOTO SCAM. donate to organization not isreali bots.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Don't run again.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
You know if you Pussies had followed up on what Mueller gave you and prosecuted the orange bastard none of this would have happened.
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