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Disappointing Bounces

@1ow1ifeform.bsky.social
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Semi professional old man. You're only cool as the corners where you source all your parts.

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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't mind me, I'd rather be listening to Peter Jackson's King Kong the companion novelization book on tape.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@nytimes.com Q U A N T I C. Tell your puzzler to Crack a fucking book open every once in a while
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
going forward any offending lake will be completely removed and replaced with patriot water
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After the success of Marty Supreme, do you think we will see more Jazz Films in mainstream media?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Serial Experiments Lain appreciation post.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I lub spongbor
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There's a dude with one leg who's jacked as shit curling 60's like fucking Popeye in the gym. I feel way fatter than when I walked in.
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
YOU’VE WALKED INTO THE WRONG PANERA BREAD is what I’d say to someone who walked into a Panera Bread where I was about to stab them.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@magic.wizards.com Why is standard faster than 2020 modern? You guys axe all the designers or what?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some times I shoot my son with the bubble gun and hit him with the "up yours woke moralist, we'll see who cancels who" Incredibly uplifting.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ahh man poor Elon, did somebody's self insert get dunked on? This dude is literally TADC squeaker levels of cringe.
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Isaac Challis Eaton @challiseaton.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#WigglerWednesday
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@everettaquasox.bsky.social
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Dumbass posers with no media literacy? I SUPPOSE SO.
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
keanu reeves as john wick pointing a gun
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My friend Isaac Challis Eaton is very good at guitar. Check his records out wherever you put your ear holes.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Oh my god, Bridgertonhas 22 shots per every 30 seconds. This and marvel destroyed cinema forever.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Can I borrow 350$. It's uhhhh for something important.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Best this record has ever sounded. Portishead live at the roseland fixes all the mixing issues from the digital sources currently available. Biggest difference I have ever heard in a master/ no digital compression.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What a great reissue, the crowd noise has been de-emphasized considerably and this is the highest quality these recordings are available at. Roads still hits like a ton of bricks. #Vinyl #portishead
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I love four player podcast and am stoked they are still going. Help out your favorite creators that are legitimately funny and not political psychopaths as often as you can!
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I cannot believe Barack would do this to me.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bitcoin market rn
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
SALSA-ING ¿CUÁL ES TU PRECIO DEL VUELO?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
American @linusmediagroup.com cant hurt you he's not real! American linus tech tips:
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Feels like I'm playing as much as I was in college these days! You never know when you're going to get back-to-back gigs. It's important to make time for the things you like though after you have a kid and I'm glad to get the calls! This is for the Isaac challis Eaton groups new tune.
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The Scarlet Pimpernel will return in Avengers Doomsday
imagery pulled from a book cover of The Scarlet Pimpernel. A white man in a hood clutching a rolled up parchment
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@60minutes.bsky.social Bari Weiss has set back women in journalism 25 years. Cbs is garbage and we should boycott Paramount
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
@hbomberguy.bsky.social If I hit the whole catalog a fourth time will the next video drop sooner? Take the time to make the thing you want they way you want too but I keep looking out the window waiting on the banger!
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Cuck Schumer at it again.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is the high level discourse and cultural distillation only a platform like reddit can give you.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Do libertarians watch one piece and go, "oh yeah waffle, you tell em!"
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Every so often I listen to the melvins and go "Damn I gotta use less chords"
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
@murray.senate.gov What is your gameplan for addressing the arrest and detainment of racially profiled American citizens by ICE?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The matrix exists but on top of it is a second matrix where you think you are in the resistance but you just trade tour humanity for monopoly money and hair plugs AND THEN a third matrix on top of that which is just cottage core and project runway.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
New Mexico now has universal free childcare. Its still getting better out there just gotta keep fighting.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Bro if you still pay for cable like what the fuck are you doing?
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
@nytimes.com CRACK OPEN A DICTIONARY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE EHH? #spellingbee
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Woke mustang confirmed. 😔😔😔
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Charlie kirk hates trans people, yet, he changed his pronouns to was/were. CURIOUS.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Unbelievably stoked. #teenageengineering
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
THE PHANTOM OF PROPHECY.
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The Department of Wishes @thedepartmentofwishes.com · 23/08/2025
The Department of Wishes is an RPG about granting wishes. You might even visit this massive traffic cone later on! #Indiegames #screenshotsaturday #indiedev #gamedev
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Damn, this dude really looked at Mike Pence and said "hell yeah this will help my career" I know you want daddy yarvin to look at you but jesus buddy, have fun at Nuremberg pt 2.
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Disappointing Bounces @1ow1ifeform.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
"I won't vote for kamala, she is a neo lib piece of shit" "Hmmm" -Democratic party "GET READY FOR GAVIN NEWSOME" (NBA 2k announcer voice)
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