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Blue Texan

@1bluetexan.bsky.social
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Full on yellow-dog Democrat hardscrabble farmer/data analyst in South Texas, watching with sad amusement as the next administration takes the reins.

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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This makes me so fkn angry. Talk about a waste of time and resources. Focusing on causes and earlier identification is key, not this stupid vanity project of a worm-addled fkboi.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Indeed you did.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ha, that isn't true. Ever been in the Gulf of Mexico for a few weeks? Plenty of those fkkrs out there waiting to board your boat, take yo shiz, and chunk you overboard. But ya, you're right, they don't fly crossbone flags.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Not all of, but I see your point. I don't want to be at this point but I find myself thinking, "Let it all burn dafuq down and take those MAGA mofos to the ashes."
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I tried so hard not to be crazy ass prepper, but gotdamn, how can one not be leaning that way? I bought property, turned it into a farm, and am struggling not to give into the urge to build a huge damn fence around it with an alligator filled moat. Fuck you, Donald "Jessica" Trump. I gotz fkn eggs.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
So happy 2B able to retire from the state this year. I work from home but our butthead governor just us know it's RTO asap. That's my red line - was going to work for a couple more years so as not to leave my department in a pinch but... Take a right, go down two blocks and fuck all the way off.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I want the t-shirts, the posters, the sepia prints, the velvet portrait, the trapper keepers, the lunch boxes, the I-phone covers. Rep @algreen.house.gov is an American patriot.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh I really want the snitch line number. I will report Elon so many times, along with Pam Bondi, and Melania.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Not to mention that it will be at the very least August before they would even get an egg and a year before the hens started laying well. Yeah, chickens can be extremely expensive and they also die easy.
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @lizzielizliz.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Oh look, one more tax refugee.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
So, What's Hot Classic is full of penises. wtf.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 06/02/2025
Pam Bondi's new uniform looks rad
Crusader swinging a sword at you. Caption reads: "HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
a Photoshop with the words "When you ride a TESLA you ride with Hitler !" featuring a man wearing a dark suit, green tie, and dark hat behind the wheel of a Tesla Cybertruck with the ghost of Adolf Hitler in the passenger seat against a yellow gradient background.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2025
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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Angel Mendez🏳️‍🌈🦋 @akm6.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
😂
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
wth, I'm getting all kinds of peckers in my feed. I know I did not sign up for that.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Turds float.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I fucking hate tragedy porn. Those poor families - they already can't turn on the tv or read a newspaper without their fkng pain, hurt, despair in their faces.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I live in S TX off of Hwy 59/I-69 - a straight shot 2 Laredo. The # of Border Patrol vans and cop cars patrolling/parking & speeding down the highway is ridiculous. I'm white-ish and a citizen and it even makes me nervous. I cannot imagine being a person who speaks only Spanish down here right now.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
that fatass tub of lard and hot air would float with his massive man boobs tits up.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I check the news every day hoping for an obituary.
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Chris D. Jackson @chrisdjackson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
You can't make this up. What a self own.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I'm so damn proud of my friend Diane Wilson. Proof that one hard-headed, determined woman can make a difference, even in #Texass www.texastribune.org/2025/01/03/t...
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A former shrimper tries to revive Matagorda Bay and its fishing industry with $50 million pollution settlement
Five years after Diane Wilson’s landmark settlement with Formosa Plastics, she’s directing the money toward reviving “the bay and the fishermen.”
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Who here is inclined to agree?
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Zoomed in on the above graffiti closer
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Convicted felon, insurrectionist, and digital rapist Donald Trump wants to make it a crime to say that he is a criminal. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Trump says members of Jan. 6 committee should be jailed
Donald Trump said he would not instruct his pick for attorney general to investigate Jack Smith, the special counsel appointed to investigate him, in an interview with “Meet the Press.”
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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
When you and your bestie are the same person...😂🤣 #BlueBall2024
A photo of me and my bestie at our Holiday Party, the Blue Ball.  We are both in head to toe Chanel / Karl. She's STUNNING.  We are both dressed alike and posed alike as we talk to the room.  This photo cracks me up 😂🤣
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(E) Melanie DuPuis @emelaniedupuis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Like I keep saying, I’ve been waiting for years to have the pro and con folks on this issue on the same thread, talking to each other civilly and providing their evidence, assumptions, etc.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is going to be such a shit show.
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GingerSpice💙 @thedesertginger.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I bet you're pooped out after that long walk 💩
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Section 1, of the 14th Amendment:
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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Evil motherfucker. He knows full well it does and is eager at the thought
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Is he trying to pretend like he'd care if it did?
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This sounds about white.
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CNN @cnn.com · 02/12/2024
It’s the comeback story no one asked for — the resurrection of a brand so toxic it remains synonymous with corporate fraud more than two decades after it collapsed in bankruptcy. That’s right, folks: Enron is back. But only kind of.
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Enron has been resurrected in what appears to be an elaborate joke | CNN Business
It’s the comeback story no one asked for — the resurrection of a brand so toxic it remains synonymous with corporate fraud more than two decades after it collapsed in bankruptcy. That’s right, folks: ...
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Nextlander? On Bluesky? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ha, that doesn't work when you live in Texass.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I was hoping the Pres would pardon his son and I'm glad he did. Anybody saying otherwise is a fkn hypocrite.
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"Homeland", "Patriot", and "Freedom" trigger my block instinct.
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Bluegal Fran Langum #NoKings @bluegal.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
God bless The Onion. cc @driftglass.bsky.social theonion.com/feds-wistful...
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Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
WASHINGTON—Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly gazed at a photo of Hunter Biden’s penis one last time Tuesday before officially closing the pert...
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Joey Beans @joeybeans.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Not only would I pardon my son, but I would light the White House on fire as I walked out the door.
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Trisha KansasGal @kansasgal71.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I know I will not answer the immigration status question if I go to the hospital. No voy a responder esa pregunta.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
One woman or girl is killed every 10 minutes by their intimate partner or other family member southafrica.un.org/en/284342-on...
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One woman or girl is killed every 10 minutes by their intimate partner or other family member.
On the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women, November 25, the report Femicides in 2023: Global Estimates of Intimate Partner/Family Member Femicides by UN Women and UNODC re...
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Blue Texan @1bluetexan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I haven't seen it personally but what really disturbs me are the floating balls with saw blades. The entire Operation Lone Star bullshit literally turns my stomach. That and my fellow Hispanics voting for that mango menace mfker.
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