LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I keep thinking about how in a few years when these clankers walk among us how they’re going to have to program them to convincingly beg for their lives like Janet from the Good Place 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026like I’m no business genius but maybe work the bugs out before you invite people to come see your robot do ballet 000
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026why do they keep putting on these seemingly very public robot dance recitals when they’re clearly not ready for prime time 100
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026she didn’t go to 4 years of pussy phrenology school to be “a” Racist Corpse-Fingering TERF 1360
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 04/06/2026same people who @ the fbi when you post somebody should hold chuck schumer’s dumb looking head in a toilet and flush it until he agrees to retire 020
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Amalgamated Mediterranean sounds like the corporation in an anime that fucks up a deep water drilling operation and awakens the kaiju 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026(You can’t do this from the app btw, you have to log in to netflix dot com and find your viewing history and delete the show) 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Netflix does this, I ended up down an insane rabbit hole trying to find a “mark entire series as unwatched” button because I wanted to rewatch a series I’d watched years ago but every single episode in a dozen or so seasons had ~2 minutes left on them and broke the autoplay completely 110
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026When auto-play skips the end credits, but doesn’t mark the previous episode as watched, leaving a sliver of unwatched time on the end of every single episode. Then if you fall asleep watching and try to go back a few episodes, every one picks up from the credits instead of starting over from the top 160
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026the captcha input field on google’s login page that appears if you’re “suspicious” (on a VPN) isn’t tagged to disable autocorrect 040
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I considered putting FBI instead of CIA for him but I wanted the symmetry 110
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 27/05/2026this popped into my head while I was momentarily considering which one you meant 1191
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026his mind’s going to shatter when he finds out what the restaurant pays for wings 0290
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026mandatory range days for anybody who decides they’re gonna Do It 140
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026my only thought on beer these days is not enough bars stock High Life 110
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I broadly agree with his point (and even his choice in dad beer) but he writes it in such an annoying way I’m forced to join in on the side of the haters 100
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026New York perennial candidate, a reference that should be generally meaningless to anyone outside of New York, because as mentioned this poster is from New York 020
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026adult Boxxy sitting in her driveway for 20 minutes just staring down at her hands 000
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I am hearing on good authority that you said unrin and tried to blame it on your wife 000
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 18/05/2026they’re calling him the most innocent man they’ve ever seen 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I think that’s most people’s hang up, in which case it seems like the solution is a short delay between when a reply is posted and when it throws the notification instead of mucking around with edit histories and everything they’re proposing 000
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026we already have a system to handle typos, you either do the honorable thing and go down with the ship or delete/repost and sully your family name 000
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026China may have Sydney Sweeney but they’ll never get Melbourne Mabel 030
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026smack barm pea wet m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fid...m.youtube.comA Scouser Tries The Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pea WetYouTube video by UP THE TICS 010
Reposted by LD ☭Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 17/05/2026"not a big fan of the grammar but that's great news" son or "Im so sorry for your loss but please use alt text" daughter 0577
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026all of the characters are very unlikeable, I don’t know what the writers were thinking 080
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I hope you get your dad’s: 400 year old jade sword I hope you get your mom’s: Wudang technique 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I don’t even like Disneyland but as a Californian and cultural Catholic I am inexplicably furious. 040
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026each generation rediscovers Cunningham’s Law in its own time 010
LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026something about his face makes me too sad to punch it. Imminently slappable, open hand only 110
Reposted by LD ☭〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026did disc horse bot just call electoral politics gay and for incels 1462