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LD ☭

@1900usanails.bsky.social
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I keep thinking about how in a few years when these clankers walk among us how they’re going to have to program them to convincingly beg for their lives like Janet from the Good Place
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
wow it even got the neck hole right
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
like I’m no business genius but maybe work the bugs out before you invite people to come see your robot do ballet
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
why do they keep putting on these seemingly very public robot dance recitals when they’re clearly not ready for prime time
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
they taught a robot to do insurance fraud
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
she didn’t go to 4 years of pussy phrenology school to be “a” Racist Corpse-Fingering TERF
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“the” Racist Corpse-Fingering TERF
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
me when the adderall hits
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
they’re the ones winning elections
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
same people who @ the fbi when you post somebody should hold chuck schumer’s dumb looking head in a toilet and flush it until he agrees to retire
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Amalgamated Mediterranean sounds like the corporation in an anime that fucks up a deep water drilling operation and awakens the kaiju
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
famously effective protest Occupy Wall Street
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
(You can’t do this from the app btw, you have to log in to netflix dot com and find your viewing history and delete the show)
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Netflix does this, I ended up down an insane rabbit hole trying to find a “mark entire series as unwatched” button because I wanted to rewatch a series I’d watched years ago but every single episode in a dozen or so seasons had ~2 minutes left on them and broke the autoplay completely
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When auto-play skips the end credits, but doesn’t mark the previous episode as watched, leaving a sliver of unwatched time on the end of every single episode. Then if you fall asleep watching and try to go back a few episodes, every one picks up from the credits instead of starting over from the top
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the captcha input field on google’s login page that appears if you’re “suspicious” (on a VPN) isn’t tagged to disable autocorrect
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
consider it shorthand for “any three letter agency”
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I considered putting FBI instead of CIA for him but I wanted the symmetry
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this popped into my head while I was momentarily considering which one you meant
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
slaps
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
his mind’s going to shatter when he finds out what the restaurant pays for wings
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
mandatory range days for anybody who decides they’re gonna Do It
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
vaxxed?
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
my only thought on beer these days is not enough bars stock High Life
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I broadly agree with his point (and even his choice in dad beer) but he writes it in such an annoying way I’m forced to join in on the side of the haters
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
New York perennial candidate, a reference that should be generally meaningless to anyone outside of New York, because as mentioned this poster is from New York
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
adult Boxxy sitting in her driveway for 20 minutes just staring down at her hands
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am hearing on good authority that you said unrin and tried to blame it on your wife
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You lost the Yorch
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
lil bro about to make you a deal you can’t refuse
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
they’re calling him the most innocent man they’ve ever seen
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I think that’s most people’s hang up, in which case it seems like the solution is a short delay between when a reply is posted and when it throws the notification instead of mucking around with edit histories and everything they’re proposing
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
we already have a system to handle typos, you either do the honorable thing and go down with the ship or delete/repost and sully your family name
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
China may have Sydney Sweeney but they’ll never get Melbourne Mabel
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
smack barm pea wet m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fid...
m.youtube.com
A Scouser Tries The Wigan Kebab and Smack Barm Pea Wet
YouTube video by UP THE TICS
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Ian Straka @ianstraka.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"not a big fan of the grammar but that's great news" son or "Im so sorry for your loss but please use alt text" daughter
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
all of the characters are very unlikeable, I don’t know what the writers were thinking
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I hope you get your dad’s: 400 year old jade sword I hope you get your mom’s: Wudang technique
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yeah, I read Theory
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“as an outsider” i would simply shut the fuck up
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don’t even like Disneyland but as a Californian and cultural Catholic I am inexplicably furious.
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
each generation rediscovers Cunningham’s Law in its own time
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
sad boy summer let’s gooooooooooo
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
does anyone have the screencap
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
you’re right, I must be strong
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
something about his face makes me too sad to punch it. Imminently slappable, open hand only
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/05/2026
dusting off a classic
THE LAST GUY WHO BANNED ME FROMA WEBSITE
DIED IN BENGHAZI
I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU,
BUT WHY RISK IT?
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
did disc horse bot just call electoral politics gay and for incels
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LD ☭ @1900usanails.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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