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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Basking shark was robbed
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s always “shut up about the rivalry between the northbound and southbound M40 Warwick services” and never “wow Sophia, you’re the best passenger princess ever”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made Dan watch “he died Jeremy, he tragically died” and the horrifying realisation that I’ve been making stupid niche political in-jokes for over half my life
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 14/09/2026
Yes, yes, it's a minority of cyclists; and yes, getting hit by a car would be worse. But the lived experience of many Londoners is that the majority of their near misses come from bikes, and I'm not sure it benefits cyclists to endlessly deny that. (But a group being bad self advocates isn't rare).
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can we talk about the rise of the baby name ‘Atlas’ because I really think we need to intervene to stop it
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not to get all “back in my day” but I swear pre-pandemic people knew to take their backpacks off when the tube was full
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sobbing daughter’s sobbing now, cheers.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Niece had her first day of school today, but don’t worry, she’s decided its ok and let us know that she’s going back tomorrow
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Help this is so insane
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pet hate is when a book has a subtitle and it’s just “A Novel”. I know you’re a novel!! What else would you be!!!
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She’s actually 4, she’s be so upset if she could read this
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Never seen a three year old so determined
A Facebook messenger chat from an anonymous person. The messages (all from the one person) read:

Guess what enny asked for for Christmas

A freaking reborn doll

Great


The final message is a screenshot of the Vinted app with a ‘soft bodied Reborn doll’ advertised for £20.
The screenshot of the Vinted app showing a ‘soft bodied Reborn doll’ for £20. The reborn doll’s face looks anguished and like an elderly person. It is wearing an oversized yellow knitted cardigan, yellow leggings and baggy yellow socks. The doll is advertised as ‘Very Good’ condition. Messages from the same Facebook messenger chat, all from the same person. They read:

Don’t give Evelyn money for her bday if she asks

She’s saving her pocket money for a reborn baby

Vinted have lots so she knows when she gets £20 and can choose one

She has £3.50A Facebook messenger message from the same person as before, reading:

I didn't think she would have the ability to save but she's saved so far and keeps saying I don't want to go there cos I need to save my money
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Len does this cute/annoying thing where he’ll bring a toy to us yelling (fine, he does that a lot) but it’s specifically an offering in exchange for spooning
Me spooning Len, my tabby cat. He has a white belly and big paws and it’s looking up at me while his chin is being scritched. His whiskers are very long and his paws are big.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a bargain tho
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Showed Dan the server I self-host to keep my many e-readers in sync and he just looked at me and said “I thought you were so cool when we first got together”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Summoning this woman to court is shameful
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Emergency alerts are the government equivalent of nudging someone on MSN messenger
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did the people who didn’t get the test alerts get the real alert? (I know one person who didn’t)
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
going outside and banging disposable BBQs together to show support for our national fire service ✊😔
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well that TERRIFIED MY CAT
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wouldn’t recommend seeing the Odyssey five days after heart surgery btw, v loud
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Birthday boy btw (he’s six)
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Had a heart procedure today and the nurse was shocked that I’m th*rty because I look so young ❤️
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Has anyone else noticed a huge uptick in spelling errors in online news articles over the last few months? (My theory is that it’s deliberate so no one suspects the article is AI generated)
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
WAR WITH FRANCE!! WAR WITH FRANCE!!
bbc.co.uk
French Navy carries out 'shooting drill' in English Channel mid BBC interview
Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp says the vessel fired 17 shots as he was giving a BBC interview.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m officially old enough to take offence if someone asks my age
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thanks, Messi’s crying now
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’d actually be quite embarrassed if I were Messi and had to deal with these teammates
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are just a bunch of babies huh
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I mean that was quite impressive
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Julianna 💎 @batariangal.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Turns out there's an arcane bylaw that sets a shared 10-goal limit (including penalties) between the final and third place playoffs, so these players are just doomed to play this game until they die
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What if, instead of semi finals and finals, we had a four way football match instead
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“They all love a Scrap”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There should be a special hydration break jingle imo
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How would I be watching this without a TV licence? Are the BBC calling me a criminal?
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 19/07/2026
Pull the switch louis
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 19/07/2026
BRB just canceling my TV licence
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This has actually made me anti-BBC
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My timeline has just gone silent in awe at this half time show
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can’t wait for Messi to retire and for Argentina to be just another average team, they DESERVE to be humbled
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026
One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!
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Patrick Reid @oldmandoc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England fans now on seeing the score
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am banning Bruno Mars from my wedding
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m ok today, I’m a different person now. Football Sophia will return in 2028
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 15/07/2026
thomas tuchel I'm afraid Brexit means brexit
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hate football
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My dad
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Morgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anthony Gordon:
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