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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 3h
I see The Times has entered the year 2017
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Basking shark was robbed
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one can escape me pausing the music to read motorwayservices.uk aloud
motorwayservices.uk
Motorway Services Online
Find motorway services near you with the online guide to UK motorway services, with details of every motorway service area in the UK including facilities, reviews and the history of motorway services.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s always “shut up about the rivalry between the northbound and southbound M40 Warwick services” and never “wow Sophia, you’re the best passenger princess ever”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made Dan watch “he died Jeremy, he tragically died” and the horrifying realisation that I’ve been making stupid niche political in-jokes for over half my life
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Rolo fact just dropped - he’s weighted so he’s heavy like a real baby. Evelyn (my niece) calls him her “creepy weight baby”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The story gets worse, Evelyn introduced Rolo as “our special boy”
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rolo’s head falls off a lot, it’s one of his quirks
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today my niece showed my mum’s coworker Rolo. She then said “look, he can do a magic trick” and proceeded to rip Rolo’s head off and play football with it
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Because things can still be bad and harmful even if other things are more bad and harmful (and before you question whether I also scold drivers too, yes actually I got into a heated argument today with someone who nearly hit a runner. I also watched a dozen cyclists run red lights minutes later)
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Please answer my question, why does it matter if, by your own definition of harm, no one was hurt?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But no harm was done, so why does that matter?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But why is a near-crash by a car not ok but a near-crash with a bike fine? As you said, neither causes harm?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I presume you think a near-crash by a car is also fine?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was very clear in my post that I didn’t think this (“severely injure” vs “really suck”) actually
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 14/09/2026
Yes, yes, it's a minority of cyclists; and yes, getting hit by a car would be worse. But the lived experience of many Londoners is that the majority of their near misses come from bikes, and I'm not sure it benefits cyclists to endlessly deny that. (But a group being bad self advocates isn't rare).
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My stepmother had a lime bike dropped on her in July by a drunk guy trying to carry one up the stairs 🙃
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Also I’d rather not be knocked down by any vehicle while out walking, and while a car is more likely to severely injure me, I’ve been nearly hit by bikes far more often which would still really suck
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Both can be bad!! Just because one is worse it doesn’t mean the other isn’t also a problem to address!!
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can we talk about the rise of the baby name ‘Atlas’ because I really think we need to intervene to stop it
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A vape actually, one of the massive refillable ones
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Niece took in her second, more normal (yet somehow creepier) reborn doll, Vanessa instead and multiple classmates also had them??? She’s started a weird trend among the four year olds of North Dorset???
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And where do you think you got that idea from? Checkmate atheists
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And did you then open them?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On theme topic for the season
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My sister has banned Rolo from being taken in for show and tell tomorrow?
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not to get all “back in my day” but I swear pre-pandemic people knew to take their backpacks off when the tube was full
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sobbing daughter’s sobbing now, cheers.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She got a first day of school photo with Rolo the Reform reborn baby too
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Niece had her first day of school today, but don’t worry, she’s decided its ok and let us know that she’s going back tomorrow
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Getting some supplies from Homebase to do some pointless DIY
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The arms
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Help this is so insane
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I swear it’s become more common in the last 3-4 years as well
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pet hate is when a book has a subtitle and it’s just “A Novel”. I know you’re a novel!! What else would you be!!!
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Delighted to announce that he arrived and upon opening, my sister screamed and my niece went “EWWWWWWW”. Luckily she loves creepy things and has now named him Rolo
A screenshot of a video call, with Rolo the creepy Reborn baby’s face close to the camera
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m Ceecee btw
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She’s a weird kid and I fully support it
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reform is RIGHT there
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
No one tell my sister what’s going to arrive at her house
A screenshot reading:

4 minutes ago
Purchase successful
Within a minute you'll receive shipping details.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She’s actually 4, she’s be so upset if she could read this
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That’s my niece’s favourite toy ok
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Never seen a three year old so determined
A Facebook messenger chat from an anonymous person. The messages (all from the one person) read:

Guess what enny asked for for Christmas

A freaking reborn doll

Great


The final message is a screenshot of the Vinted app with a ‘soft bodied Reborn doll’ advertised for £20.
The screenshot of the Vinted app showing a ‘soft bodied Reborn doll’ for £20. The reborn doll’s face looks anguished and like an elderly person. It is wearing an oversized yellow knitted cardigan, yellow leggings and baggy yellow socks. The doll is advertised as ‘Very Good’ condition. Messages from the same Facebook messenger chat, all from the same person. They read:

Don’t give Evelyn money for her bday if she asks

She’s saving her pocket money for a reborn baby

Vinted have lots so she knows when she gets £20 and can choose one

She has £3.50A Facebook messenger message from the same person as before, reading:

I didn't think she would have the ability to save but she's saved so far and keeps saying I don't want to go there cos I need to save my money
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Life hack
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is a BAN
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Len does this cute/annoying thing where he’ll bring a toy to us yelling (fine, he does that a lot) but it’s specifically an offering in exchange for spooning
Me spooning Len, my tabby cat. He has a white belly and big paws and it’s looking up at me while his chin is being scritched. His whiskers are very long and his paws are big.
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Sophia @0ldoini.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bet the wee woo wee woo is broken
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