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Hello, you’ve found my Bluesky! 25 y/o (April 19, 2001) (He/Him)

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0-POSSUM @0-possum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CONTEMPT (noun) A feeling of intense dislike for someone or something regarded as unworthy of respect or approval.
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Jaziferret @jazimustelid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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ennea @isthisenne.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
stupid little gomez drawing based on a three year old doodle in one of my sketchbooks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/04/2026
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
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HOMESTUCK ARC 2: THE REHOMESTUCKENING: BEYOND CANON @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
weight loss drugs are ontologically evil
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I guess you could say I’m GLaD to share this meeting of two funny, ambiguously evil AIs! It was so lovely to meet Ellen McLain - she was seriously such a sweetheart!!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”
3 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy sitting at desk looking tired. His fingers are steepled and he is trying to focus on something in front of him. Empty Cans of Monster Energy clutter his desk

Panel 2: Red Guy says, “Will it work?”

Panel 3: Wider shot with a view of a whiteboard in front of Red Guy. There is a miserable unshaven Purple Guy standing next to the board. He  says “It has to”

The whiteboard reads “OpenAi. If you don’t use it your mum will explode”
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ennea @isthisenne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
i updated my fursona..... (yes i have one)
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0-POSSUM @0-possum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
With the holidays coming up, and the new season of Fallout soon, why not grab yourself a Fallout adopt? :) Only $15 Caps!
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VaporShark Games @vaporsharkgames.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
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VaporShark Games @vaporsharkgames.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#bryce3d #prerendered
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0-POSSUM @0-possum.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The Hopium has run dry, and it burns to breathe regular oxygen, there's only one thing left for me
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LambdaGeneration @lambdageneration.com · 02/11/2025
Seems like we've made a mistake in falling for Valve's oldest fake news of Ricochet original release date. Thanks for the clarification Marphy, we'll celebrate properly this Nov 14th 🫡
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0-POSSUM @0-possum.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
To sum up what’s been happening in Argentina on wplace.live
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0-POSSUM @0-possum.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It’s my birthday! I’m officially 24 years old now!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2025
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
GONNA JUMP
An ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of an anthropomorphic opossum as viewed from a "selfie angle" overlooking an oceanic bluff, the bluff covered in greenery
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{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @viomarks.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
reemember:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/01/2025
JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...
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JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts
WASHINGTON—Placing his right hand on the collection of posts taken from the controversial message board, JD Vance was reportedly sworn in as vice president Monday on a stack of printed-out 4chan greentexts. “I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign […]
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issy 🌺 @mystralfox.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
all hail the banana
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
More of these dp2 thingies
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Metalhead Miku
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Rat
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Devastatorz
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FurryEnds @furryends.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I got the funny number table! Come say hi at FurCon! :3c
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/01/2025
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Did you know this???
Opossum plush with a hat that says "opossums do it better"
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Void | 📺TV & Radio📻 Horror Vtuber @voidtaffy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
first attempt back at wind waker randomized and we GOT SO CLOSE BUT IT TOOK ME 8 HOURS TO FIND MY BOMBS we only needed 6 more items to beat the game 😭 we're going to keep wind waker rando as an alternating game on tuesdays, so i can't wait to play it again soon :)
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼‍♂️
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I still can't get over how someone who goes around slandering Jewish people and calling them goblins, as well as boosting a known pedojacket attempt is treated as a respected anti-racist within the trans and furry communities.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Popeye & Tintin enter the public domain on January 1st 2025 (in the US). apnews.com/article/publ...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Elon Musk has Done It Again 🎯
Three Panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk standing next to a board covered with a red cloth

Panel 2: Elon Musk taking hold of the red cloth

Panel 3: Elon Musk theatrically removing the red cloth, to reveal a board that says another thing that fucking sucks
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
here’s a comic about smiling
4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy.

Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead?

Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people

Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it

Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔
4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: Blue guy holding a champagne glass saying: Pffft. You can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the woke police.
Merry Christmas!

Panel 2: Two police officers in rainbow coloured uniforms smash through windows either side of the blue guy.
Officer 1: WPD!
Officer 2: Put your hands on your ass

Panel 3: The woke police begin beating the blue guy
Officer 1: Merry this motherfucker
Officer 2: I got you christmas right here shithead

Panel 4: Blue guy standing in the exact same position as in Panel 1. The beating that just took place was a complete fantasy.
Blue guy: God I wish that would happen
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what right wingers mean when they say immigrant
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy and White guy are having a chat.
White guy: Urrrgh! I’m so sick of immigrants! I’m moving to another country

Panel 2: 
Pink guy: So, you’re gonna become an immigrant?

Panel 3:
White Guy: Well yeah, but I’m white, so y’know…

Panel 4: 
White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A JK Rowling comic
4 panel comic featuring JK Rowling 

Panel 1: Coffee shop. 
Barista: I’m sorry I messed up your coffee order JK Rowling
JK Rowling: Aww, it happens!

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But later…
The barista has is walking past a bookshop, whistling, without a care in the world. The day is bright and sunny

Panel 3: Suddenly the barista stops. Their eye is drawn to a book in the window. The sky begins to cloud over and rain begins to fall

Panel 4: The barista emits a low moan and we see that the book in the window is called “The Coffee Shop Pedo” by a Mr. Robert Galbraith
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Priorities in America
4 panel comic

Panel 1
Official looking guy standing outside of a building. A window is broken and police tape has been put up.
Official looking guy talking on his phone:
Sir, there was an incident at your daughter’s school

Panel 2
MAGA dipshit on his phone in the kitchen:
Oh Jesus, what is it? What happened?

Panel 3
Official guy: There’s been a shooting

Panel 4
MAGA dipshit: Oh thank god. I thought she’d learned the word lesbian
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa.
Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation.
Santa: What

Panel 2:
Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer.

Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side.
Elon: this is your new sleigh

Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky 

Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes
Musk: shit

Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone

Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Fortnite x 40 year old drawing software
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
1 star yelp review
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Few doodles I did in dp2 for some frenz
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Strategic Genius
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Hi blu sky
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Grub grubbin
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Keeb @keebweebin.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Fastest hand in da west
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