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IT APPROACHES.

@fleshbeast.bsky.social
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Jen Fleshbeast of Fleshbeast fame. Θ'-dimensional anomalous meme complex.

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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 1h
FUN FIRST DATE IDEAS: drop acid and then watch skinamarink.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 8h
the virtuous pervert
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
real
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
group suicide in 20 MINUTES!!!!!
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching family guy funny moments utterly stonefaced. i am an empty husk.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#pondering my #cat
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the selling point of every AAA game in the modern era is 500 hours of mind pumping action
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to be honest i think the knight is probably something more complicated and interesting than just dess. but i also i think of all the popular candidates dess is the one that is closest to being true.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
half the time when i talk about deltarune on here i end up getting replies from someone with takes 10x stranger than i could have ever imagined
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every so often a cgp grey video will show up on youtube and every time for some reason it has a new distorted fucked up thumbnail for no discernable reason
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
theyre adding spewer to ultrakill
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the internet is awesome because you can hear opinions from insane people. and then eventually you ARE one of the insane people
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i hate her so much someone should deal with this fuckhead
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
isaac players when there is a biblical reference
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is captain falcon admiring a crystal of madness
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how do i make youtube stop opening to a random fuckass short when i open it this shit sucks ass
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
theres people out there building lego models gigantic hogs. straight schlangin it. ive seen it. the world we live in is terrifying.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i have a lot of very strong opinions about the quake series for someone born 7 years after it released
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mighty thirst
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if they try to fold quake into the nudoom lore i will kill myself on the front steps of bethesda HQ
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Matt has five apples, then Joan gives him three apples, and then Steve gives him two apples, then WHO'S DRIVING THE PLANE?
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
looking back on any part of my childhood i cannot escape the feeling that i was some manner of non-sentient creature in the shape of a person up until recently. thats probably normal i hope.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when i am ceo of michaelsoft i will update windows with multi cursor capabilities. so you can click multiple things at once if you have more mice
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i am proud to be the lead develeoper of the world's first gooner shooter. like boomer shooter but for gooners. very real, no fake.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy nine eleven!!!!
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 eve
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spamton fans are so funny. oh you think the personification of scam emails wouldnt be a conservative ever? you think the character who takes any given opportunity to call a teenage girl a whore wouldnt be even a little bigoted? okay! whatever you say man!
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theyre gonna slime me like in ghostbusters. theyre gonna cover me in slop and slime
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
our new remake of a widely beloved retro game boldly dares to ask the question: what if the original game looked like shit
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i will buy nintendo for 2 dollars and i will make them release all of their videogames on steam. all of them even the really old ones. dont test me
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
replaying doom 2 on untraviolence and refueling base SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
theres people out there who consider themselves FPS fans who havent even so much touched a quake game. its crazy.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine beinga tiny little mouse living inside of a big swiss cheese wouldnt that be oh so wonderful.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
theyre sending me to hell tomorrow.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the fact there are so many people who exclusively play girst person shooters on console is horrifying to me. joystick controls are a uniquely painful experience in an FPS that i wouldnt even wish on my worst enemy.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
she is becoming green
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
every day im at risk of hearing the opinion of someone who plays COD
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
toby please for the love of god release chapter 6 already i dont know how much longer i can tolerate all these stupid theories
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why is this so hard
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it peeves me that whenever a FPS has different crosshairs depending on yoyr equipped weapon they never actually show the true spread of a weapon
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[FLOWERY VOICE] It's my urethra!
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nora 🏁 @midnitecruiser.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
people will legit just make shit up about trans women to be mad at them
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
tiff sends jpeg to the hospital
tiff and jpeg trying to do the classic william tell bit. jpeg has the apple on her head and tiff is about to shoot the bow. both of them are blindfolded and the bow is aimed directly at jpeg's throat. tiff is standing all of 5 feet away from jpeg.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
asking "does this outfit make me look fat" and then hoping for a yes
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
are you there vern? it's me ernest.
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
neither is nor isnt
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you have to understand that gaster is the demiurge
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kinda funny that first person shooter can refer to at least 2 extremely different genres of game
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IT APPROACHES. @fleshbeast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i mean if you really think about it, every FPS game could be considered a point and click adventure of a kind. one where it just happens to be that most of the solutions are "use gun on man"
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