By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026Despite that very minor acquaintanceship and that long gap in our message history, I can tell you one thing I know *for sure* about Jeffrey Preston Bezos: he needs to pee *all the time*. 21029
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026How do I know? Because peeing all the time is an inescapable feature of aging, and Bezos has eight years on me, and *I* have to pee all the time. Jeff Bezos, like all older people, must contend with a progressively weakening bladder. 2974
By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15/09/2026Honestly, it's a small price to pay in exchange for the everyday miracle of growing older (as opposed to perishing). 1983
Patrick Frawley @geisty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is actually a (quietly) known standing condition of his. When he renovated his monster DC mansion (formerly a textile museum) it ended up with 11 bedrooms and something like 25 bathrooms. www.cnbc.com/2018/04/23/j...cnbc.comInside the $12 million reno Jeff Bezos is planning for his $23 million D.C. mansionAmazon CEO Jeff Bezos' $23 million D.C. mansion is being renovated to include an array of luxury amenities, like a whiskey cellar and two elevators. He held a lavish party there on Saturday. 3223
